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EDIT: I'm gonna make a new topic for plain bumping, this one is reserved for all your crazy and random spam and bumpposts.

GONK DELUXE

whee

The incredibly long bump in the size nine font that leaves you wondering why this girl was typing such a long bump, which would be due to boredom, actually, a lot of boredom, so she continues to type and type and type and type...not wanting to repeat the phrase "and type" a gajillion times, as she continues to type a ridiculous bump, listening to "A Whole New World" from the Aladdin movie, and singing horribly along to it, missing her boyfriend, and yet you still wonder why she's typing, and it's still one continuous sentence, which bugs clap because she is a very literate person and doesn't have an incredible love for run-on sentences, but for the sake of the spamming thread, she continues on, and hopes to God that maybe her brain will let this bump end...and oh - the song changes to "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, which is a super amazing song in clap's book, considering how much she enjoys that game Guitar Hero, "Cherry Pie" being her favorite song so far on the Hard level, due to it's repeated chords and lovely guitar solo - but her actual favorite song on that entire game, any level, is "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana, because lets face it, Nirvana is awesome, and well, that song is awesome - yes, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is nice, but it's so overplayed since that seems to be the only song anyone knows from them anymore...=|...see, that face shows that clap has no emotion right now, which is what is needed for a ridiculously long bump, but normally, clap wouldn't do this because she doesn't enjoy page-stretching, but it's a spam thread, so clap can get away with it...and I just love how I started talking in third person...ok, first person is no fun...*switches back to third person* , but yeah, clap is still typing, typing, typing, and she bets you're wondering what her real name is, well it's Amanda for those of you who are actually reading this ridiculously long bump, and Amanda enjoys rock music, pandas, art, and the occasional Disney tune, actually...she lied, she listens to Disney music all the time, has about 100 songs on Limewire from Disney movies, Anastasia and The Hunchback of Notre Dame being her favorites, because Anastasia has amazing music, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame has Esmeralda, who's a gypsy with amazing fashion sense, and a pet goat...Amanda wishes she had a pet goat...and amazing fashion sense...and somedays she wishes she had black hair, but that's not today, but for some odd reason thinking of gypsies made Amanda think of the Holocaust, and how Hitler didn't like gypsies - but it actually doesn't surprise Amanda that he hated gypsies; it was simply because Hitler was jealous of their amazing fashion sense, which he didn't have, and the fact that they didn't have ridiculously skinny mustasches - and if Amanda spelled that wrong, she doesn't know how to spell that stupid word, which makes her angry, because Amanda loves spelling and happens to know how to spell a lot of words, even without looking them up in the dictionary, like antidisestablishmaterianism, and even if that's spelled wrong, Amanda doesn't care, because she bets that you don't even know what that word means, and Amanda does so ha, she wins, you lose, *victory dance follows*, and after that victory dance, Amanda keeps typing, looking back at how ridiculously long this bump is; don't you just love the spam thread for this ridiculous crap, because Amanda does, and she is having a lot of emotionless fun typing this long, generally useless, message, and yet, her mind still wanders to other subjects, that for some odd reason, she wishes to share them with you, the one person who's actually reading this - even if it's Amanda after she gets done typing with it - which makes Amanda think of the movie Memoirs of a Geisha for some odd reason; Amanda likes the main character's new name, after she becomes a maiko - Saiyuri - is that not the prettiest name, even though her original name was Chio, which is just as pretty in Amanda's opinion, but that's just because Amanda dislikes her own name, and silently wishes it were a Japanese name, or something with another meaning, which her name means "worthy of being loved"; so cliche' in Amanda's opinion, but this brought up another funny story; when Amanda was looking up the meaning of her name the other day, she saw the name "Algernon" (Which if you've read the story "Flowers for Algernon", you'll understand a bit more why Amanda looked up the meaning of this name - and Amanda loved that book by the way) and found that the name "Algernon" means "to have a mustasche" - and there's that stupid word again that Amanda can't spell, and Amanda hates words that she can't spell, kind of like that long "s" word from Mary Poppins, that Disney movie; Amanda isn't even going to try spelling that one - someone on here will know it and laugh at her face for spelling it wrong, if they've read this far even, yet Amanda is still typing, despite how lame this whole dumb bump may be, and how bad her back hurts from sitting so still this entire time...*she glares at keyboard and her fingers, wondering why they don't stop typing*...and yet she continues on, just for humor's sake; the word "humor", in England or other countries, it's spelled "humour", which seems more correct to Amanda, leading her to yet another though of how horrid the United States is, what with Captain DumbAss leading the way into either a 2nd Depression, a 3rd World War, or just flat out hell in America, oh, and Amanda wanted to add that she hates Bush, with a dying passion, and would kill him if given the perfect position and chance to do so, and she challenges the FBI to come find her if they are really investigating her internet affairs and phone conversations, because with how much Amanda threatens the President's life, she would be in jail by now if the FBI listened in on her conversations or tracked her emails; Amanda just scrolled through this bump and noticed there's only one emoticon, so she's going to add a few more: =D =C >=D XD DX D=< =3 3= >=3 and so on; so Amanda is going to stop this ridiculous bump, and if you read all this, I'll give you ten gold! =D
...Not really...but nice try XD

stare I can't believe you read it...

I read it! xd
Once upon a time there was an awesome person named Johvalo and Johvalo was sitting in math class trying to pay attention to the teacher when the girl sitting behind Johvalo took out her binder. Now, with most people it wouldn't have been a problem, but this girl likes to write on paper that's still in her binder, if that makes any sense to you. Every time she wrote, the binder would slip forward and stab Johvalo in the back gonk It was rather uncomfortable. As if this were not enough to torment Johvalo, the girl put her foot on the back of Johvalo's chair and started tapping her feet so that Johvalo was being shaken and stabbed.
True story, I swear!

And before I forget
{AWESOME STORY-TELLING SPAM}

Yessss.... xd Sooo annoying haha
Ummm...

~*(}RARR! GONK! AND SCREAM! SPAM!{)*~

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête,
Et la tête,
Alouette,
Alouette,
Ooooh . . .

Alouette, gentille Alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Je te plumerai le bec,
Je te plumerai le bec,
Et la tête,
Et la tête,
Et le bec,
Et le bec,
Alouette,
Alouette,
Ooooh . . .

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stressed stressed stressed