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 Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:13 am
ok waht to do in walmart:
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:31 am
those are totally awesome! i have one to add, it is not as funny, but u would have a blast doing it.
u and a friend go into the sports department and find the 2 smallest tricycles ever. then u race them all around the store screaming, "THEY NEVER LET US DO THIS AT THE MENTAL INSTITUTION!"
i tryed it with a friend, and the looks on peoples' faces were priceless!
P.S. the whole going into the dressing room and it
did not work out.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:43 am
hmm how bout fishing for people in other isles, or get all the action figures you can find and recreate ww 1 or the beaches of normandy^^ lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:43 pm
when i go in waly world i first run to candy, then toys, them video games and movies, then clothes,(where i hide in the racks and jump out to scare random people, its so funny xd )!! heart 4laugh heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:46 pm
XD
how about getting those moter scooter things and jaust with them in the aisles!!!
me and my buddys actrally did this... in the end we just had to pay for the broom stick he broke and they let us off easy... imma go to another walmart and do the same thing lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:18 pm
*rolling on the floor laughing* I would do that, only knowing my luck they'd take me to the police dep. and condem me to insanity and then to a mental hospital in alcatraz and give me a special labotamy.
You could just put a box, with two holes for your eyes, over your head and sit on top of a counter and act like your spying on someone. Then when someone comes up to you and ask what you're doing just scream "OH MY GOD YOU FOUND ME OUT" and run away.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:05 pm
*Laughs wildly like a maniac* Omg! Omg! I have got to try one of those!! That is so cool! XD Omg.. I can imagine it now.... 3nodding xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:08 pm
thats totally awsome, though for 11 it should be the james bond theme song
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:24 pm
Those are awesome...
sweatdrop Sadly I know people who've done worse in Wal-mart. They had sex... Twice.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:33 pm
heres a couple...
-take a melon into the bathroom, make grunting noises, then drop the melon into the toilet!
-have a shopping cart derby in the store!
-wrap your self in cloth from the craft section and run around yelling "CLOTH MAN!!!!!" in a heroic tone of voice.
I have more but that's all i can remember....
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:45 am
Once, I took some baloons from my house and put them in a bag and brought them to Wal-Mart. I filled them up with water from the bathroom and a friend and I climbed the shelves really high. We dropped them from above on people yelling, "Fire in the hole!" and then going, "Pshhhhhhhhhhh!!!" acting like the balloons blew up. And then we got kicked out.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:35 pm
omg thats hilarious!!^,^ i would never have the guts to actually pull any of that off^,^
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:39 pm
Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigawwwwwssh!!! I have another one. This was in the same Wal-Mart me and my friend did the water balloon trick in. We brought a radio in to the store and put on the song "Collide" by Howie Day and when it cam to the chorus we would be like, "You and I COLLIDE!!" And then we'd bump into each other. We then got kicked out a second time because we were pissing off the customers. I also got a radio thrown in my face and a large red bump on my nose.
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