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Drigo

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:29 pm


I've been plagued by messages requesting money, information, and just spam in general. If anyone else besides me has some nice conversations ( and by nice I mean the most horrid things you can possibly imagine) then by all means you should post them.

Here are 2 from TODAY. Not over the past weeks, from the day I got back on I recieved them both.

This first piece is from a him/her/whatever who decided to message the ol' drigo about a certain request for a certain item. I responded with a no, and then she asked why....

Darinomi
Drigo
Darinomi
Drigo]
Take a wild ******** guess. Now you've gone and replied to a simple response that I thought would explain my emotion, but I take it that the simps on gaia no longer accept these types of answers. Plain and simple, who the ******** are you, and why do you people feel the need to message me? ESPECIALLY with your stupid god damn links and quests and moronic requests. I didn't ask you to message me, nor did I ever EVER want you to. I'm sure enough people are sick of all the god damn spam they get everyday from people like you, so I'll convey the message as best as I can ... NO LIKEY SPAM! NO LIKEY MESSAGE FROM IDIOT! NO LIKEY WASTE MY TIME! NO LIKEY YOU!

Your loving host.[/quote]
You are uptight, suck, and are an all around jackass. If you had any sense you would be on gaia to have fun, and make fun and be made fun of. take a wild guess which one you're doing. none. Who the hell I am is none of your ******** business and if you really wanted to know my people feel the need to message you, look in the dark corner of your mind labeled Common Sense and find out. You asked me to message you because you are on the memberlist and therefore I know you exist. You have now become a waste of my time, energy and life. so I'll convey the message as best as I can ... NO LIKELY IDIOTS! NO LIKELY REPLY FROM YOU! GET A LIFE![/quote]


Wow, that made tons of sense. Especially since YOU MESSAGED ME. I DON'T give a s**t about your opinions because I DIDN'T ******** ASK YOU TO GIVE THEM TO ME! What you just wrote is near retarded, because in-point it proves exactly what I was saying. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM ME, JUST EXACTLY ******** WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE. Now, rethink all of that, would you like to rephrase, or just shut the hell up and not message me again, because for all intensive purposes, the process of sending back and forth will further my point.

You lose. It's also a nice piece for people to read.


And... numba tew. This one is from a quester who just simply needed some gold... since she lost her massive amount earlier... and oh it is massive. Nothing like good old fashioned work eh?

[quote="Drigo
ConflictingDreams
Drigo
How about you give me 5 gold for wasting my time. I'm sick of all these ******** "quest" messages, when really all it is is that you're too lazy to get the money the old fashioned way like the rest of us. Anyone who actually thinks that they deserve anything free from other people that worked for it should be put in a potato sack, pulled out into the street and beaten with blunt objects.


Next time, message someone who hasn't been here long enough to hate people like you.


You know. I'm sorry that you have an attitude. I do earn gold. I just recently got hacked and I lost 3.4k from my ******** hard earned gold. You know. Your the one that needs help. I'm sorry you have a problem. I wanted to try something new. Didn't have to just ******** PM me back. You know. I hope you never need jack s**t from me.

Next time, Message someone who doesn't get pissed off as easily as I do.


YOU ******** IDIOT. Hacking is the most overused excuse ever, especially since it's so EASY to get the gold back. 3.4k gold? JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LOT! ... No, it isn't. I've known people to lose up to 50k and whine less than you do. The truth is, is that you're a ******** scavenger. Morons who expect sympathy (and yes, that is what you're trying to do) don't seem to take into account that the whole purpose of this site is to get the gold from posting. Users who lose the gold dont have the right to expect others to repay what they've lost themselves. Especially ones who IM people they've never talked to EVER. I reply to everyone who decides to take up my inbox space with their ******** requests, especially if I have no idea who they are. It makes it that much easier to hate people like you. Maybe if I didn't get... oh I dunno... A THOUSAND OF THESE A MONTH, then maybe I would be more inclined to give a s**t. Stop ******** pestering people about your agenda, because I'm sure others are sick of it and just don't want to waste the breath on you trying to get it through your thick bloated skull about why its wrong.

Need me to say it again? Keep responding.



Ahh, in conclusion, I would say it's been a productive day, even though I was forced to stay on a few extra seeing to all the idiots sending me mail.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:22 am


maybe a urinal cake will occupy the drigo for a while?

Turglith


Drigo

PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:00 pm


... maybe... but it would have to be large and blue.... and it must smell like the ocean.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:38 pm


as well as stain teeth blue. thats a must.

Turglith


Drigo

PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:29 pm


I love how I tried to make a serious post and it was downgraded to talking about old-school hijinx, namely blue urinal cakes. I love it.


...and yes.... blue teeth are a must. They should make an avatar item for that.

Call them Drigo Cakes.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:45 pm


I'd be your number one customer. OH OH and giant sized urinals to swim around in!

Turglith


Drigo

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:12 pm


My god turgy, I love thee.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:37 pm


aw shucks. I bet very very few people hear those words....mmm urinal cakes

Turglith


Drigo

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 11:40 am


Don't get used to it, I'm in a wierd mood lately.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:03 pm


Heh.. quests... did you happen to catch that new show called Drawn Together? It's like a cartoon Real World.. it's hilarious. xd There's one character that's like Link, from Zelda.. he's all like "I'm on a neverending quest to save my girlfriend!" blaugh Quests are stupid. 3nodding


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Drigo

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:36 pm


Plus, that show is ******** shitty.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:14 am


X3 I get those PM's all the time, and the wierd thing is, is that I'm never online to post. X_X

cresentdragonwagon


Drigo

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:43 pm


It's not that I mind getting PM's, I just don't really appreciate getting them from naked avatars and the first question usually starts with, "Can I have..."
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:54 pm


Anything I write is good, revive them all.

Drigo


Kura X

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:34 am


i dont normally post on Gaia since there are better things to do, but this calls my ********. everytime i log on Gaia (now and then) i get one of these ******** requests. Some of them don't even request anything. They say something like "cn I B ur fri3nd??? give me gold." or "OMG ports you have to let me borrow them!!!" or even the worse "I'll pay 7k for the ports kthxbye."

Usually what I do for those Ports Vultures is that I agree to thier terms, and send them a wrapped present with an engraved silver braclet that says.

Quote:
If you are reading this message, that means you are a stupid ******** that tried to buy Kura X's ports. Guess what! The ******** things are not for sale! It says nowhere that they are for sale, and it's not in my shop or posted in the Exchange. So look for a ******** clue before trying to buy s**t.
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