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 Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:04 pm
Post funny or good quotes in here. One quote per post. xd You earn more money that way. blaugh
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:15 pm
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:16 pm
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:16 am
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:36 am
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:40 am
He who laughs last didn't get it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:49 am
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:57 am
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:29 pm
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:48 pm
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:51 pm
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:52 pm
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:06 pm
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:49 pm
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:11 pm
"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"
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