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Have you every wished to go to japan for reasons other that looking at famous land marks...*wink wink*
  OH! That!...Um....Yes...
  What?! No! I respect Japan!!!
  Never wanted to go...
  I went already...and darkwiz666 is going to kill me cause I went without him...
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darkwiz666
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:59 am


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This is a role-playing thing....

Story: You are forced to sit in the passanger seat and travel 300 miles with the most EVIL driver in ALL of japan...MISS YUKARI!!!!( eek eek eek )...

Step 1: List your starting location from the list below...

1: Tokyo
2: Osaka
3:Okayawa
4:Mt. Fuji
5: Nara

Step 2: List you finishing location from the list below...

1:Hokkaido
2:Fukushima
3:Miyazaki

Step 3 sad optional)You might want to do some research on planing this trip (I know IM not...), such as roads, highways, and the dreaded DETOURS OF DOOM...(stupid construction... evil )

Try to make you story as funny as posible...hitting stop signs, buses, cars, buses, missing stop lights, more buses,planes....,Trucks, inter dimensional rifts, animals, aliens, celbrities(bad spelling), Cows, ducks, trees, walls,(people you dont like?), etc., etc., etc., and a WHOLE lot more etcs.....

MAP OF JAPAN!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:56 am


Yukari is a horrible driver!I am suprised Osaka and Chiyo and Kagura have made it through the rides xd gonk eek

` TenTen


darkwiz666
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:57 am


` TenTen
Yukari is a horrible driver!I am suprised Osaka and Chiyo and Kagura have made it through the rides xd gonk eek
(You forgot Sasaki, Tomo, an that girl that likes sasaki...)I would have died of laughther and a head wound...LOL)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:27 pm


WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream



Have you been to japan......


Oh, So you'll rub it in my face, eh!!!
Waugh! Im telling teacher!!!!



LOL. I keep quoting azumanga...its weird, right? lol

darkwiz666
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` TenTen

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:14 pm


xd LOL!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:09 pm


darkwiz666
` TenTen
Yukari is a horrible driver!I am suprised Osaka and Chiyo and Kagura have made it through the rides xd gonk eek
(You forgot Sasaki, Tomo, an that girl that likes sasaki...)I would have died of laughther and a head wound...LOL)

"an that girl that likes sakaki..." it's kaorin lol User Image

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Guanatao
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Guanatao
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:00 pm


Starting Location: Okayama, Japan
Destination of choice: Hokkaido

Prolouge: (before we wound up in Okayama)


SCENE: airplane, flying over Okayama, Japan)


*i am sitting on the window-side of the plane*

Me: waitress...WAITRESS!

Waitress: yes?

Me: how much longer is this flight? *whispers into waitress' ear*
passanger is kinda drooling on me...

*image of passanger drooling on guanatao, guanatao shoves him to the side*

Passanger: ugh... umph... *gets up and walks to back of plane, disoriented*
*both me and the waitress watch him go behind a curtain that leads to the back-end of the plane*

Waitress: well, it's not much farther, i'd say about an hour till we reach
Tokyo airstrip. (made up the place, sorry lol)

Me: well... ok, i guess i can survive until then

*passanger returns and leans on me, goes directly to sleep again*

Me: stare

SCENE: Tokyo airstrip, passangers are departing from plane

*woman on P.A.* WELCOME ALL PASSANGERS TO TOKYO, JAPAN! I HOPE YOUR STAY IS QUITE PLEASANT!

Me: heh, it'll be pleasant when i get to my new exchange parents. Lemme
just grab my luggage then i'll be on my way.

*walks to luggage rotating thing, standing there for about 15 min*

Me: *getting inpatient* evil GAH! WHERE'S MY FREAKING LUGGAGE!?!

*stops off to customer support service*

Me: MA'AM! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE MY LUGGAGE IS THIS INSTANT!

Customer support service lady: uhh... ok, let me check it out, please hold
on. *starts typing on computer* well, it seems as though all the luggage
from your flight has been removed from the luggage department and
distributed to the passangers... in fact, the plane has been ready to leave
for quite some time now. AH! there it goes now! *points to plane taking
off*

Me: GAH!!! YOU'RE SERIOUS!?!?! *runs from customer service booth to stairs, runs down the stairs to ground floor and runs onto air strip* WAIT!!! WAIT!!! MY LUGGAGE IS STILL ON BOARD!!!!!!

*plane lifts off from ground into air*

*falls to knees*

Me: oiii....... bummer... well, at least i still have my wallet.

*walks back inside the tokyo airstrip lobby, and through the front doors, a guy in front of a taxi holding a sign saying "guanatao" is in front of the exit doors*

Me: uh... i'm Guanatao.

Driver: very well, sir. May i carry your luggage into the trunk?

* stressed I give big snare to driver*

Driver: uh.. well... *clears throught, opens side of collar shirt with one finger to let steam out* shall we proceed to your exchange home now, sir?

Me: yeah... might as well...

*Drive is about a half hour, it is now dusk outside*

Driver: sir, we have arrived. I hope you enjoy your stay here, sir.

*i get out of car and the car drives off down the street, i turn around to see the house and it's chiyo-chan's mansion*

Me: HOLY BAKA MONKEYS!! *Falls to ground, then gets back up*

*walks up to little phone box thing and presses the button*

Me: uhh... hello? is this the Mihama residence?

*chiyo-chan on phonebox thing* oh, yes, we've been expecting you, here, let me get the door. Loud buzzing noise*

*large double-door gate opens up, i walk slowly through the middle into the courtyard/driveway, then i get to the front door*

*a little girl, about 10 years old, answers the door*

chiyo-chan: konnichiwa *bows* i'm chiyo-chan
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daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Mihama, though they're not here at the moment. Please come in.

Me: uhh... ok *hears loud footsteps getting closer, looks around frantically*
*BOOM! gets taken down by what seems to be a polar bear*

Me: GAH!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!! AAHHH!!!! WHAT IS THIS THING!?!? *waving arms frantically around*

chiyo-chan: oh he hehe, that's Tadakichi-san, he's my pet. *tadakichi-san gets off me*

Me: *gets up slowly* ugh, they let you keep a polar bear as a pet!?

Chiyo-chan: he hehe, he's not a polar bear, he's a Great Pyrenees. you know, a dog?

Me: right, right...polar bear dog, got it.

Chiyo-chan: ok, well, lets give you a little tour around

*took an hour to show me around her house because it was so freaking huge, eventually, we wound up into my room*

Chiyo-chan: ok, and finally, here's your room, you'll be staying here while you stay with us, oh, and mother layed out your uniform on the bed.

Me: uniform?

Chiyo-chan: yeah, appearantly when you signed the contract to come here, you automatically enrolled yourself into my school, he hehe.

Me: I ENROLLED INTO AN ELEMENTRY SCHOOL!?!? eek eek eek

Chiyo-chan: no no no, he hehe, it's a high school!

Me: but... but... huh? question

Chiyo-chan: well, from what my classmates call me, i'm a prodigy, i guess the teachers from my old school noticed what i could do so they moved me all the way up to high school!

Me: *thought* and to think i wanted to go to germany first, haha, i wouldnt miss this for the world!

Chiyo-chan: well, it's getting late, we better be going to bed. tomorrow i'll take you to school.

Me: yeah, i think i need the rest, it's been a REAL LONG DAY for me...oi *picks up uniform from bed, puts it on a near-by hook, then colapses on bed, falls asleep immidiately*

CHAPTER 1: NEW FACES (dont worry, i'll get to the drive soon enough lol)

SCENE: "my" room

Chiyo-chan: OHAYOUGOZIMASHOU, GUANATAO-SAN!!!!

Me: GAH!!!! WHAT?!?! FIRE!?!? WHERE?!?!!? *scrambling around room*

Chiyo-chan: he hehe, there's no fire, guanatao-san! it's morning and it's time to go to school!

Me: ugh... oi, i could have sworn that was a dream...

Chiyo-chan: Nope, you're right here, in the Mihama residence! Now get dressed or else we'll be late for school!

Me: Ok *gets out of bed, chiyo-chan runs out of the room and closes door behind her*

Me: *thought* now... how do i put this on? tie first? then black coat? THEN white shirt!?

*after many tries, i finally get it right and go down stairs to meet chiyo-chan at the door*

chiyo-chan: alright, ready to go?

Me: i'm as ready as i can be...

Chiyo-chan: ok, lets go! *we start walking down the courtyard/driveway when i notice a tall girl standing in front of the gate* SAKAKI-SAN! OHAYOU!

Sakaki-san: ...ohayou, chiyo-chan...

Me: uhh... oh, hey, you, sakaki-sun?

sakaki-san: stare

Me: guh! *gets in deffensive fetal position*

chiyo-chan: he hehe, guanatao-san, this is sakaki-san, she's in our homeroom class.

sakaki-san: ...hello, guanatao-"sun"

Me: uh, hi

Chiyo-chan: he's the exchange student i've been talking about that was going to come over from america. ok, so, ready to go?

sakaki-san: hai

Me: yep *all three of us walk down the street until we meet a girl looking at the street, wearing the same uniform as chiyo-chan and sakaki-san*

chiyo-chan: ohayou, osaka-san *the girl doesnt respond, she keeps looking at the street* osaka-san?

osaka-san: look... right here... *points to white spot on street* do you think the street is getting an un-suntan?

me, chiyo-chan, and sakaki-san: huh?

osaka-san: well, if people get suntans because we're too light in the sun, wouldnt the street get an un-suntan because it's too dark in the sun?

chiyo-chan: uhh, well... i guess so...

osaka-san: oh, ohayou, chiyo-chan! ohayou sakaki-san! uhh... *leans towards me, looks at me from top to bottom* ohayou... suntan-san!

Me: confused

Chiyo-chan: hey, hey! we're going to be late! lets get to school!

everyone: ok

*we finally arive to the school, we climb one flight of stairs and then walk down the hallway into classroom 3, where, before i got into the door, the teacher walked out*

Teacher: HAHAHAH! so YOU'RE the new exchange student?! haha! i bet you dont even know how to speak fluent japanese yet, let alone individual words! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M EVEN SAYING NOW, HUH BRAT!?

Me: ...........baka

teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!? User Image THE NERVE OF YOU!!! WHEN I HEARD THAT WE WERE GETTING AN EXCHANGE STUDENT, I EXPECTED PERFECTION! NOT SOME FOUL-MOUTH YOUTH THAT MOCKS THE TEACHER NOT ON THE FIRST DAY, BUT ON THE FIRST MOMENTS OF HIS ENCOUNTER WITH HIS TEACHER!!!! I SHOULD HAVE YOU SENT TO THE....*the teacher looks at another approaching female teacher* *clears throught* uhh... what i mean was... well, it's good of you to know that you know a little bit of japanese! i mean, i'm so GREATFUL that i have a student such as YOU! *watches the other teacher, until she stops right next to me, then the teacher runs back into the classroom and slams the door*

Other teacher: oh, hello, you must be the new exchange student i've been hearing so much about, i'm minamo kurosawa, or, as some students call me here, nyamo, but since it's kinda your first day and we have to stick to formalities for a while, kurosawa-sensei will be just fine. I'm your new physical education teacher for as long as you stay here at this school. oh, hold on, i have to take care of some buisness first

*kurosawa-sensei walks into the classroom where the first teacher went in*

*i leaned to the door to hear what they said, kinda muffled at first, them normally talking, then the other teacher started yelling at the top of her lungs at kurosawa-sensei*

*kurosawa-sensei runs out of the room, while the teacher is right behind her*

teacher: ...AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PE TEACHER DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BRAINWASH ALL MY STUDENTS AGAINST ME! *throws folder at kurosawa-sensei*

kurosawa-sensei: *backing away slowly* hey, hey, i'm not doing any of the sort! besides, it's his first day! give him some slack!

teacher: LIKE HELL I WILL!

kurosawa-sensei: *grabs onto my shoulder and whispers into my ear* goodluck, you're gonna need it *kurosawa-sensei runs off* YUKARI! I BETTER GET HIM IN ONE PIECE WHEN HE COMES TO MY PE PERIOD!

yukari-sensei: *hyperventalating* ugh, the nerve, trying to take my students love away from me... *looks at me* oh... hey you... well, get inside, i have to introduce you to the class.

Me: @.@ uhh....o-o-o-kkkkay..... *shaking*

SCENE: classroom

Yukari-sensei: Well, after that RUDE *yells it loud enough so the entire SCHOOL can hear it, probobly to get her point across to kurosawa-sensei* interuption, i can finally get back on scedule. Now, i'd like to introduce to you our new exchange student, he's from the united states, from california, so i bet his trip was really long. Let's give him a warm welcome to this class, presenting... GUANATAO.....uhh... *looks on paper she's holding* there's no last name

me:*from the hallway* uhh... *looks around halway*.... window....tiles....bucket....uhhh......wileket!

yukari-sensei: right.... presenting.... GUANATAO WILEKET!!!!

*i walk into classroom and stand next to yukari-sensei*

Me: uhh... hey class, i'm Guanatao Wilekoi? err, wileket. Like teacher said, i'm from the united states, so i still have to get used to here, i hope i can be friends with you guys, and hopefully you be friends with me...

Yukari-sensei: yeah yeah, get on with it, stop putting whipcream on their sundades and take a seat already! *points at empty seat next to sakaki-san*

Me: uh, hey again

sakaki-san: *looking out window* ....hey

Yukari-sensei: well now, since we have a new "BAKA" in the class, i guess we have to slow it down a knotch and strart slow for him. But he better be good, or else *runs index finger across neck*

everyone in class: stare

Me: crying

CHAPTER 2: THE LONG HAUL (this is it, the begining of the ride lol, sorry it took so long, wait, imma post this so people can start reading it, STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:12 am


rofl LOL!

` TenTen


Guanatao
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:02 am


CHAPTER 2: THE LONG HAUL

Scene: Morning of the last day of first semester before summer break

OVERVIEW: From the day i walked into the classroom to today, it seemed as though i belonged in japan from the very begining, got new friends, some wierd but awesome none-the-less teachers, and the day approached when it came time for me to return back to the united states.

Tadakichi-san: *lick lick lick* arf!

Me: *opening eyes slowly* huh... wha? UGH! tadakichi-san, get off! and who let you in, anways?!

*tadakichi-san gets off me and runs down stairs, chiyo-chan nearly gets ran over by him as she walks into the room*

chiyo-chan: ohayougozimashou, guanatao-san!

Me: *rubs eyes* ohayou, chiyo-chan.

chiyo-chan: yay! it's the last day of the semester!

Me: *in shock* *thought* huh... so i manage to survive yukari-sensei's poorly-thought out jokes and insults for this long? woah, today MUST be a good day

chiyo-chan: lets hurry up and get dressed so we can get to school early

Me: Early?

chiyo-chan: hai, me, osaka-san, tomo-chan, yomi-san, kagura-san, and sakaki-san are going to plan out what we're going to do after school is over.

Me: huh, well, i guess i'll get dressed then.

Chiyo-chan: ok, well i'll see you downstairs!

Me: *smiles and nods*

*chiyo-chan walks out and closes my room door*

Me: *thought* hmm, i still have a week here in japan, i might as well get my stuff together. dont want anything lost when i do leave. *puts on uniform and starts going through the dresser and putting stuff in luggages that belong to me*

Me: huh... where's my passport? *spends around 15 min looking for it before starting to have a panic attack, searching through everything twice, thrice even in an increasingly fast manner*

Me: GAH!!! MY PASSPORT!!! WHERE IS IT!?!?! *chiyo-chan runs to room to see what i screamed about*

chiyo-chan: *knocks on door* what happened??

Me: *opens door* MY PASSPORT IS GONE! crying crying crying

chiyo-chan: isnt that the booklet thing that lets you travel abroad?

Me: yeah, and i cant find it... actually, the last time i saw it was in my luggage that got lo-sst.....

~~~FLASHBACK~~~

Me: waitress...WAITRESS!

Waitress: yes?

Me: how much longer is this flight? *whispers into waitress' ear*
passanger is kinda drooling on me...

*image of passanger drooling on guanatao, guanatao shoves him to the side*

Passanger: ugh... umph... *gets up and walks to back of plane, disoriented*
*both me and the waitress watch him go behind a curtain that leads to the back-end of the plane*

Waitress: well, it's not much farther, i'd say about an hour till we reach
Tokyo airstrip. (made up the place, sorry lol)

Me: well... ok, i guess i can survive until then

*passanger returns and leans on me, goes directly to sleep again*

Me: stare

~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~

Me: THAT PASSANGER!

Chiyo-chan: huh?

Me: back when i first got here, when i was still on the plane, there was a passanger that was getting me mad that he kept leaning on me and drooling all over me, so i shoved him to the side, he woke up mad that he got shoved and went to the back of the plane for something...i think he did something with my luggage because it wasnt in the plane when we got off.

Chiyo-chan: well, do you remember where you were flying over at that time?

Me: uhhh *thinks* OI! We were flying over Okayama when that happened! you dont think... he threw it off somewhere over okayama... do you?

chiyo-chan: well, if it wasnt in the plane when you got off, then i'm pretty sure he did something like that...

Me: WHAT!?!?! SO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO OKAYAMA AND FIND MY LUGGAGE WITHIN A WEEK!?!?!?!

Chiyo-chan: well, that's what you have to do if you want to get back to the United States.

Me: oi... even if i WANTED to, which i really do, i wouldnt know who could take me over there... maybe yuka--

Chiyo-chan: *shivers* uhh... uhh... UHH... LETS GET TO SCHOOL BEFORE WE'RE LATE!

Me: ? we're gonna be late to be early?

Chiyo-chan: COME ON! LETS JUST GO!

Me: alright, fine. *me and chiyo-chan walk down the courtyard/driveway and find osaka-san and sakaki-san.*

*both, me and Chiyo-chan*: ohayou, osaka-san, ohayou, sakaki-san!

*both sakaki-san and osaka-san*: ohayou chiyo-chan! Ohayou, Guanatao-san!

*we walk down the street as a group until we got to school, where as, we walked all the way into the classroom where tomo-chan and yomi-san were waiting*

SCENE: Classroom

tomo-chan: Guanatao-dono! (appearantly, after a week into me being in school, tomo-chan started calling me dono instead of san because i proved to be worse than her sometimes) YO! oh... chiyo-chan, did you get shorter? wait wait, you just look more short when you're standing between sakaki-san and Guanatao-dono.

Chiyo-chan: stressed scream crying

Me: hey hey, tomo-chan, easy, it's the last day, lets make it GOOD memories, not bad ones. *hears door slide open* speaking of bad memories, here comes one now...
ohayou
yukari-sensei: OOHH~~AAYY~~OOUU STUDENTS! WEE! ISNT TODAY JUST HAPPY!? DONT YOU FEEL THE HAPPINESS IN THE AIR!? WEE!
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Me: well, yukari-sensei, you seem in a particularly good mood

tomo-chan: hey yeeeaahhh.... what happened to *clears throught and makes voice deeper* I'M YUKARI-SENSEI! User Image LISTEN TO ME!!! YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!!! BWAAHAAHAAA!

*yukari-sensei smacks tomo-chan*
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yukari-sensei: now... why i'm so happy is because... I'M BRAT-FREE FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS!!! YAY!!!

*all of us*: stare

Me: uhh.. yukari-sensei...?

Yukari-sensei: *singing* yeeeeesssss?

Me: can you drive me to okayama this week?

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yukari-sensei: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID!?!?/ DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT'LL COST GAS-WISE!?!?! AND MY CAR IS MADE FOR SIGHT-SEEING, NOT CRUISES!!!!!!

Me: *under my breath* dont you need to cruise to sight-see...?

Me: well, Can you? when i was coming from the United States, i got a passanger mad and he threw out my luggage when we were flying over Okayama...

Yukari-sensei: hmm... well, i always DID want to go there to try Okayama's bara-zushi...

Me: so it's a yes?

Yukari-sensei: ugh... fine. Well, cant have these girls running around by themselves, they'll turn tokyo inside out... girls, wanna come along.

*chiyo-chan starts flipping out*

chiyo-chan: yukari-sensei...watch the grandpa.... THE GRANDPA! LOOK OUT MR GRANDPA! THE COW! YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!! KYAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*kurosawa-sensei runs into room* kurosawa-sensei: WHAT DID YOU DO, YUKARI!?!?!

Yukari-sensei: HEY! JUST BECAUSE ONE OF MY STUDENTS HAS SOME REPRESSED MEMORIES DOESNT MEAN IT'S MY FAULT!!!

kurosawa-sensei: it IS your fault! YOU put them there! Take responsibility for your own actions once in a while!

osaka-san: chiyo-chan, are you ok? *tilts head*

chiyo-chan: fast...too fast.... *twitch twitch* o-o-osaka....san... help....MEEEEEEE!!!!! THE GRANDPA!!!!!!
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yukari-sensei: KNOCK IT OFF!!! User Image

everyone else: eek

yukari-sensei: now... nyamo, we have a problem, it seems as though this BAKA left his luggage in Okayama, wanna come? you're gonna have to cus the girls wanna come too.

chiyo-chan: KUROSAWA-SENSEI! I WANT TO GO IN YOUR CAR, PLEASE! PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

kurosawa-sensei:*looks down at chiyo-chan and smiles* alright, fine, i'll go. Lets just finish up what's left of school then, hmm, chiyo-chan, can we meet up at your house tomorrow morning to go?

chiyo-cha: uh... sure, but please drive....

kurosawa-sensei: dont worry, i'll save you a spot in my car.

*as the day went by, students exchanged emotions and jokes, tomo-chan delivered insults, and as always, yomi-san was there to send it back, by the end of school day, everyone was exausted and went straight home*

CHAPTER 3: SADDLING UP

SCENE: chiyo-chan's house, the next morning

*me, chiyo-chan, osaka-san, sakaki-san, tomo-chan, and yomi-san stood in front of the front door as we waited for nyamo and yukari*

*ding dong, ding dongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong*

yomi-san: TOMO! STOP MESSING WITH THE DOORBELL!

tomo-chan: blaugh twisted make me!

*yomi-san and tomo-chan start fighting while everyone else payed no attention*

nyamo on phone box: *chhzzzzzt* chiyo-chan? you there?

chiyo-chan: hai, let me open the gate, hold on *chiyo-chan walks into the house and presses a button that opens the front gates, where nyamo drives into the driveway, the gates close behind her, and parks in front of us*

chiyo-chan: ohayou, nyamo-san!

nyamo: ohayou, chiyo-chan *waves at everyone else from inside the car, then gets out* hmm... so she's not here yet? well, lets make up the passanger seating arrangments. obviously, chiyo-chan is going with me, so there's one spot. uhh, who else wants to go with me *everyone raises their hand except me cus i dont know why they dont like yukari's driving* oh... well, you cant all fit in here...

*everyone hears and looks at the gate/steet because of a speeding car changing gears as it gets closer, when it sounds real close, the car starts honking but we heard no breaks*

chiyo-chan: uhh.... UHHH *shivers* *runs into house to open gates, the gates open, but no car comes in. after a few seconds, the gates start to close and then yukari's car drifts, badly, into the driveway, scraping the sides of the car on the closing gates, still accelerating, the car drives toward us, as soon as we notice that, we all dive to the sides, both left and right, as yukari hits the emergency break and drifts the rear-end of the car in front of her, sliding all the way around making a complete 180 deg., the car completely stops a few inches away from the first step of the front stairs*

yukari: WOOO!!!! LOOK AT THAT! HARDLY A SCRATCH!!! *points to right side of car* AND LOOK AT THIS! JUST A FEW INCHES AWAY FROM HITTING THE STAIRS! YAY, BEST DRIFT EVER! huh? *bends down to look at rear-left tire* what's this? *takes off a long nail from the tire* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT *tire deflates* aww... gonk *looks at me* hey, you're from america, you can fix this, right?

Me: what? just cus i'm american doesnt mean anything! even though i can fix it...

yukari: THEN FIX IT!!!

*after about a 15 min delay for me to fix the wheel, i emerged from the floor with smudges on my face and black hands, i head inside to wash off, then come back out*

Me: *Sigh* ok, done, is everyone ready to go?

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everyone: yep

yukari: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE INSIDE MY CAR!

*everyone takes one step back at the same time*

yukari: ?

Me: i'll go, just to see what's up with your driving.

tomo-chan: I'M GOING TOO! WOO! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!!!

*nyamo gets inside driver seat of her car, chiyo-chan already in the back seat, with her seatbelt on, along with osaka-san*

Sakaki-san: ...yukari-sensei, i'm coming too.

*out of nowhere, we could hear a voice coming from inside the house, it sounded like someone was on the phonebox on the outside*

*chiyo-chan gets out, after telling osaka-san to save her seat* Hello?

Kaorin: *panting* chi-chi-chiyo-chan! can you let me in? no one told me you guys were going to Okayama!

Chiyo-chan: ok, hold on....*presses button* ok, the door's open now

*kaorin opens the door right next to the phonebox on the outside, and runs toward our car, jumps into the backseat, and sits next to sakaki-san*

kaorin: EEEEEEEEEEK! SAKAKI-SAN!!! I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE!!!! (yeah, riiight) heart heart heart

sakaki-san: ...hi

*so, with everyone in the "right" cars

// in yukari's car: me, tomo-chan, sakaki-san, and kaorin/ in nyamo's car: yomi-san, chiyo-chan, and osaka-san //


Car Baka:
Yukari
Me
tomo
Sakaki
kaorin

Car "seaslug":
Nyamo
Yomi
Osaka
Chiyo

we set off to Okayama*

yukari: hey, seatbelts or not, HERE WE GO!!!! *Floor gas pedal, as the gates start to open, yukari scrapes the sides of the car again on the gates, then hits a drift that sends us to the other side of the street, yukari straightens the car and we start to go straight down the street*

Me: HOLY BAKA MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs onto inside doorhandle*

Tomo-chan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!

*kaorin's expression= eek Sakaki-san's expression confused , kaorin holds onto sakaki-san's arm tightly*

nyamo: *sigh* i have a feeling we're gonna be digging graves by the end of this trip...

chiyo-chan: b-b-better them than us, r-r-right?

*everyone in nyamo's car looks at chiyo-chan with a eek or a stare expression*

nyamo: well, we might as well catch up and see where we have to call the paramedics to. *the car slowly drives off, down the driveway, and into the street, where they could see our car halfway down the street, and a bunch of cars that looked like they had to swerve out of our way to not get hit*

CHAPTER 4: ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL! (gotta break off for two reasons, Ichi: my brain is fried for tonight so i cant think of anything good right now and Nii: Tired and have whiplash from the start of the drive @.@, STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:07 am


Poor Chiyo-chan xd emo

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darkwiz666
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:20 pm


Guanatao
darkwiz666
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Yukari is a horrible driver!I am suprised Osaka and Chiyo and Kagura have made it through the rides xd gonk eek
(You forgot Sasaki, Tomo, an that girl that likes sasaki...)I would have died of laughther and a head wound...LOL)

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Thankz for that mindrefresher...I have a sorta messed up memory...lol sweatdrop
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:12 pm


sweatdrop

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Guanatao
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:13 pm


gah! sorry i havent posted the next chapters, i guess i've been slacking lol i'll get right on the next two chapters A.S.A.P.!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:22 am


CHAPTER 4: ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL!

Scene: inside the car, somewhere in tokyo (country-side) headed south west.

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Yukari: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! DO YOU FEEL THE HORSE POWER!?!?!? HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

Tomo-chan: Let me drive! let me drive!!! i wanna drive!!!!

Yukari: NO! SIT BACK DOWN! maybe on the next pit stop! HAHAHAHAH!

Me: YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!!!!

Tomo-chan: look! cows! one....TWO.....THREE!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!

Me: why are you getting so excited about cows?

Yukari: hmm, maybe it's because they're all lined up and blocking the street *still going at full speed*

Me: uh... did you just hear youself, yukari-sensei?

Yukari: yeah... why? i said she's getting excited about the cows because... their... blocking the.... ROAD!?!?!? wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *starts swirving like crazy to the left and right*

Me: BAKA VACAS!!!! (heheh, japanese + spanish: awesomeness lol) *yelling at the cows*

Yukari: GAH! THE GEAR SHIFT! IT'S JAMMED!

Tomo-chan: the clutch! hit the clutch!

Yukari: I AM! I'M KICKING IT AS HARD AS I CAN! ALL IT'S DOING IS HURTING MY FOOT!!!!

everyone: stare

kaorin: SAKAKI-SAN! if we die, i'll be happy that i die with you!! KYAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakaki-san: yu... yukari-sensei... let go of the gas and step the break.....

Yukari: OH! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT! *slams on break, everyone goes flying forward, well, as far as the seatbelts let you anyways*

Me: ugh... my face... i think i lost some of it.... on the window

Yukari: *deathgrip on steering wheel* uuhh... huh? *looks around* HAHAHA! I SAVED US!

Tomo-chan: YAY! YUKARI! DO IT AGAIN! YAY YAY!

*nyamo's car rolls up very slowly behind us*

Nyamo: oi, yukari, had some trouble?

Yukari: yeah... Guanatao tried to take the steering wheel!

Me: I DID WHAT!?!?!?

Tomo-chan: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Nyamo: 1...2....3.... uh... huh? where's Sakaki and kaorin? *looks around, me, tomo-chan, and yukari look around in the car but they're not inside. Nyamo notices them climbing into the back seats of her car*

Yukari: HEY! GET BACK IN HERE! IT'S TOMO-CHAN'S TIME TO DRIVE! *sakaki-san and kaorin put on their seatbelts superfast*

Tomo-chan: twisted

Nyamo: oi... this isnt gonna work...

Chiyo-chan: *squished between sakaki-san and osaka-san* yu-ka-ri -sen-sei.... *gasps* you-shoooooould follow us *gasps*

Yukari: oi, sakaki, kaorin, would you feel better if i followed nyamo?

*Sakaki-san and kaorin shakingly nod*

Yukari: ALRIGHT THEN! GET IN!

*sakaki-san and kaorin come out of the car and slowly get into yukari's car*

Yukari: now... do all of you have your seatbelts on? 3nodding

Tomo-chan: HAI!!! *me,sakaki-san and kaorin nod slowly*

Yukari: alright, nyamo, LEAD the way!

*so off we go back onto the road following closely behind nyamo, who's actually following the street rules, unlike someone else i know stare we follow her up to some bridge in Kyoto,
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, sakaki-san and kaorin were sleeping and tomo-chan was just talking and talking and talking for no appearant reason, until...*

Yukari: UGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! *leans out window* NYAMO! GO FASTER!!! KYAH! *sticks head back in* *sigh*.... that's why you dont have a boyfriend, you drive to slow, every time you have a date, they leave the resturant before you even get there... sheesh.... oi, forget this *snickers* *floors gas pedal and speeds by nyamo's car*

Nyamo: YUKARI!!!! SLOW DOWN!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GO OFF THE EDGE!!!!

Yukari: YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE! * swirves to the right, really hard, makes the steering wheel come off* TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE! TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE!!!

Everyone in the car: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the car breaks over the railing of the bridge and starts falling*

*yukari has panic attack*
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Me: ...holy....baka.... monk- *SPLASH!! water isnt that deep, but it'll get up to the windows*

Nyamo:*nyamo's car comes to a screeching stop on the bridge* YUKARI!!! IS EVERYONE OKAY!?!?

Me: Barely... but yeah... i guess

Kaorin: crying

Sakaki-san: yukari-sensei, the car is filling up with water...

Yukari: uhh... uhh... *sigh* alright, everyone out of the car... *sniff* i'll miss you... car crying

*everyone gets out and wades to shore*

Yukari: my... CAR!!!

Nyamo: YUKARI! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CARELESS WITH EVERYONE!?!?

Yukari: HEY IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU DIDNT WANT TO GO ANY FASTER!!!

Nyamo: THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF ME GOING SLOW! TO AVOID STUFF LIKE THAT!!!

Yukari: DONT BLAME THIS ON ME!!!

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*on the side, everyone else is talking to everyone else about "oh, are you alright?" and stuff like that*

Me: well, without an extra car, what are we gonna do?

Nyamo: *breaks off from fighting with yukari* uhh... well there's nothing we can do right now, i guess we have to head to the city where we can rent a car for tomorrow. You guys wait here while we go find a hotel to stay in.

*nyamo drives off, while we, the ones who were in yukari's car, waited about an hour and a half before she got back*

nyamo: alright, we found a hotel and i called for a rental car, they said for us to go pick it up in the morning. Alright everyone, get in, we're headed to the city hotel.

*the drive took us about 45 minutes to get to the hotel and by then, it was about 8:30 pm, so it was kinda dark* User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

SUB-CHAPTER: KYOTO FESTIVAL!

*we were in two seperate rooms, yukari-sensei, tomo-chan, yomi-san, and me in the first room, nyamo, osaka-san, chiyo-chan, sakaki-san, and kaorin were in the other room, it was about 9:00 pm when we heard explosions outside*

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tomo-chan: KYAAH!! we're being attacked!! everyone Get down!!!

yomi-san: shut up! *pushes tomo-chan down* it's just fireworks.

tomo-chan: fireworks?? oh! if there's fireworks at this time, there must be...

*chiyo-chan walks into our room with sakaki-san and kaorin holding yukatas*

chiyo-chan: a festival!

tomo-chan: YAY!!! *runs around room, all hyper as usual*

yomi-san: *trips tomo-chan* well now, looks like you fell *snickers*

tomo-chan: *is face down on floor* l-l-lets get our yukatas....

*off they went down stairs, looking for nyamo's car to get their yukatas from the back of the car, i, obviously had to go and buy my own, the one i found was about 6,000 yen, and we all grouped back at the hotel lobby*

chiyo-chan: *looks around* uhh, where's yukari-sensei?

*yukari bursts through the front door, glittering effect around her, showing off her new yukata*

yukari: HAHAHAH! a work of art, no? *spins*

tomo-chan: yeah, you're a REAL work of art.. heheh!

yukari: *smacks tomo-chan upside head*

nyamo: well, now that everyone's here, can we get there before everything finishes?

everyone: alright

*off we walk as a group toward the direction that someone who said where the festival is being held, after a few detours and distractions, mostly because of tomo-chan, we finally arrived to the festival*

osaka-san: oooo..... look, a merry-go-round, kinda odd to see one of them here, huh? do you think the horses get bored going around in a circle?

everyone else: stare

osaka-san: horses! yay! lets go, chiyo-chan! *runs toward merry-go-round*

tomo-chan: *sigh* well, while she's doing that, why dont we go goldfishing, yomi!?

yomi-san: alright *both walk away*

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kaorin: uhh... sakaki-san? do you want to go to the merry-go-round, too?

sakaki-san: *thinks of cute pony* alright *blushes*

Me: *thought* CRAP! NOW I'M STUCK WITH THE TEACHERS!

nyamo: yukari, why dont w--

yukari: LOOK! LOOK OVER THERE! IT'S A FOODSTALL WITH FRIED OCTOPUS!!! COME ON NYAMO, WE'RE GOING!!!
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*grabs nyamo by the wrist and drags her to the nearest stall*

Me: *standing alone in the middle of a big crowd* oi, i would have been better off with the teachers... instead of being alone... well, whatever, time to entertain myself! *runs off into crowd and to different stalls*

*after all that, we all grouped back together near a pond where we could all see the 11 o' clock fireworks go off, in my case, i thought we had the best view, cus they exploded and it reflected on the pond. Finally, we headed back to the hotel, tired and exausted*

Osaka-san: *walks into one of the rooms* hehehe swirly.
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*plops onto bed* wheeeeeeeee!

Tomo-chan: *enters our room* awe man! did you see how big that fish was?!?! it was bigger than my hand! i swear!!! *blah blah blah* (lol)

yomi-san: *holds up little bag with a really small fish in it* well... it's not my style, but i'll take it.

yukari: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE TO BED RIGHT NOW! WE GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW!!!

everyone: hai...

*so off everyone goes, into their own rooms, changed out of their yukatas and went straight to sleep, who knows what'll happen tomorrow? only the writer knows...*

CHAPTER 10: BACK ON TRACK (seems like a seemingly endless journy for us, huh? and all this is happening within a week too! well, there'll be mayhem by the spoonful in the next chapter, DONT MISS IT!)

Guanatao
Crew


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:25 am


LOLOLOLOLOL!!! mrgreen rofl
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