CHAPTER 2: THE LONG HAUL
Scene: Morning of the last day of first semester before summer break
OVERVIEW: From the day i walked into the classroom to today, it seemed as though i belonged in japan from the very begining, got new friends, some wierd but awesome none-the-less teachers, and the day approached when it came time for me to return back to the united states.
Tadakichi-san: *lick lick lick* arf!
Me: *opening eyes slowly* huh... wha? UGH! tadakichi-san, get off! and who let you in, anways?!
*tadakichi-san gets off me and runs down stairs, chiyo-chan nearly gets ran over by him as she walks into the room*
chiyo-chan: ohayougozimashou, guanatao-san!
Me: *rubs eyes* ohayou, chiyo-chan.
chiyo-chan: yay! it's the last day of the semester!
Me: *in shock* *thought* huh... so i manage to survive yukari-sensei's poorly-thought out jokes and insults for this long? woah, today MUST be a good day
chiyo-chan: lets hurry up and get dressed so we can get to school early
Me: Early?
chiyo-chan: hai, me, osaka-san, tomo-chan, yomi-san, kagura-san, and sakaki-san are going to plan out what we're going to do after school is over.
Me: huh, well, i guess i'll get dressed then.
Chiyo-chan: ok, well i'll see you downstairs!
Me: *smiles and nods*
*chiyo-chan walks out and closes my room door*
Me: *thought* hmm, i still have a week here in japan, i might as well get my stuff together. dont want anything lost when i do leave. *puts on uniform and starts going through the dresser and putting stuff in luggages that belong to me*
Me: huh... where's my passport? *spends around 15 min looking for it before starting to have a panic attack, searching through everything twice, thrice even in an increasingly fast manner*
Me: GAH!!! MY PASSPORT!!! WHERE IS IT!?!?! *chiyo-chan runs to room to see what i screamed about*
chiyo-chan: *knocks on door* what happened??
Me: *opens door* MY PASSPORT IS GONE!
crying crying crying chiyo-chan: isnt that the booklet thing that lets you travel abroad?
Me: yeah, and i cant find it... actually, the last time i saw it was in my luggage that got lo-sst.....
~~~FLASHBACK~~~
Me: waitress...WAITRESS!
Waitress: yes?
Me: how much longer is this flight? *whispers into waitress' ear*
passanger is kinda drooling on me...
*image of passanger drooling on guanatao, guanatao shoves him to the side*
Passanger: ugh... umph... *gets up and walks to back of plane, disoriented*
*both me and the waitress watch him go behind a curtain that leads to the back-end of the plane*
Waitress: well, it's not much farther, i'd say about an hour till we reach
Tokyo airstrip. (made up the place, sorry lol)
Me: well... ok, i guess i can survive until then
*passanger returns and leans on me, goes directly to sleep again*
Me:
stare ~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~
Me: THAT PASSANGER!
Chiyo-chan: huh?
Me: back when i first got here, when i was still on the plane, there was a passanger that was getting me mad that he kept leaning on me and drooling all over me, so i shoved him to the side, he woke up mad that he got shoved and went to the back of the plane for something...i think he did something with my luggage because it wasnt in the plane when we got off.
Chiyo-chan: well, do you remember where you were flying over at that time?
Me: uhhh *thinks* OI! We were flying over Okayama when that happened! you dont think... he threw it off somewhere over okayama... do you?
chiyo-chan: well, if it wasnt in the plane when you got off, then i'm pretty sure he did something like that...
Me: WHAT!?!?! SO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO OKAYAMA AND FIND MY LUGGAGE WITHIN A WEEK!?!?!?!
Chiyo-chan: well, that's what you have to do if you want to get back to the United States.
Me: oi... even if i WANTED to, which i really do, i wouldnt know who could take me over there... maybe yuka--
Chiyo-chan: *shivers* uhh... uhh... UHH... LETS GET TO SCHOOL BEFORE WE'RE LATE!
Me: ? we're gonna be late to be early?
Chiyo-chan: COME ON! LETS JUST GO!
Me: alright, fine. *me and chiyo-chan walk down the courtyard/driveway and find osaka-san and sakaki-san.*
*both, me and Chiyo-chan*: ohayou, osaka-san, ohayou, sakaki-san!
*both sakaki-san and osaka-san*: ohayou chiyo-chan! Ohayou, Guanatao-san!
*we walk down the street as a group until we got to school, where as, we walked all the way into the classroom where tomo-chan and yomi-san were waiting*
SCENE: Classroom
tomo-chan: Guanatao-dono! (appearantly, after a week into me being in school, tomo-chan started calling me dono instead of san because i proved to be worse than her sometimes) YO! oh... chiyo-chan, did you get shorter? wait wait, you just look more short when you're standing between sakaki-san and Guanatao-dono.
Chiyo-chan:
stressed scream crying Me: hey hey, tomo-chan, easy, it's the last day, lets make it GOOD memories, not bad ones. *hears door slide open* speaking of bad memories, here comes one now...
ohayou
yukari-sensei: OOHH~~AAYY~~OOUU STUDENTS! WEE! ISNT TODAY JUST HAPPY!? DONT YOU FEEL THE HAPPINESS IN THE AIR!? WEE!

Me: well, yukari-sensei, you seem in a particularly good mood
tomo-chan: hey yeeeaahhh.... what happened to *clears throught and makes voice deeper* I'M YUKARI-SENSEI!

LISTEN TO ME!!! YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!!! BWAAHAAHAAA!
*yukari-sensei smacks tomo-chan*

yukari-sensei: now... why i'm so happy is because... I'M BRAT-FREE FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS!!! YAY!!!
*all of us*:
stare Me: uhh.. yukari-sensei...?
Yukari-sensei: *singing* yeeeeesssss?
Me: can you drive me to okayama this week?
*chiyo-chan starts breaking down*


yukari-sensei: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID!?!?/ DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT'LL COST GAS-WISE!?!?! AND MY CAR IS MADE FOR SIGHT-SEEING, NOT CRUISES!!!!!!
Me: *under my breath* dont you need to cruise to sight-see...?
Me: well, Can you? when i was coming from the United States, i got a passanger mad and he threw out my luggage when we were flying over Okayama...
Yukari-sensei: hmm... well, i always DID want to go there to try Okayama's bara-zushi...
Me: so it's a yes?
Yukari-sensei: ugh... fine. Well, cant have these girls running around by themselves, they'll turn tokyo inside out... girls, wanna come along.
*chiyo-chan starts flipping out*
chiyo-chan: yukari-sensei...watch the grandpa.... THE GRANDPA! LOOK OUT MR GRANDPA! THE COW! YOU'RE GOING TO FAST!!! KYAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*kurosawa-sensei runs into room* kurosawa-sensei: WHAT DID YOU DO, YUKARI!?!?!
Yukari-sensei: HEY! JUST BECAUSE ONE OF MY STUDENTS HAS SOME REPRESSED MEMORIES DOESNT MEAN IT'S MY FAULT!!!
kurosawa-sensei: it IS your fault! YOU put them there! Take responsibility for your own actions once in a while!
osaka-san: chiyo-chan, are you ok? *tilts head*
chiyo-chan: fast...too fast.... *twitch twitch* o-o-osaka....san... help....MEEEEEEE!!!!! THE GRANDPA!!!!!!

yukari-sensei: KNOCK IT OFF!!!

everyone else:
eek yukari-sensei: now... nyamo, we have a problem, it seems as though this BAKA left his luggage in Okayama, wanna come? you're gonna have to cus the girls wanna come too.
chiyo-chan: KUROSAWA-SENSEI! I WANT TO GO IN YOUR CAR, PLEASE! PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
kurosawa-sensei:*looks down at chiyo-chan and smiles* alright, fine, i'll go. Lets just finish up what's left of school then, hmm, chiyo-chan, can we meet up at your house tomorrow morning to go?
chiyo-cha: uh... sure, but please drive....
kurosawa-sensei: dont worry, i'll save you a spot in my car.
*as the day went by, students exchanged emotions and jokes, tomo-chan delivered insults, and as always, yomi-san was there to send it back, by the end of school day, everyone was exausted and went straight home*
CHAPTER 3: SADDLING UP
SCENE: chiyo-chan's house, the next morning
*me, chiyo-chan, osaka-san, sakaki-san, tomo-chan, and yomi-san stood in front of the front door as we waited for nyamo and yukari*
*ding dong, ding dongdingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong*
yomi-san: TOMO! STOP MESSING WITH THE DOORBELL!
tomo-chan:
blaugh twisted make me!
*yomi-san and tomo-chan start fighting while everyone else payed no attention*
nyamo on phone box: *chhzzzzzt* chiyo-chan? you there?
chiyo-chan: hai, let me open the gate, hold on *chiyo-chan walks into the house and presses a button that opens the front gates, where nyamo drives into the driveway, the gates close behind her, and parks in front of us*
chiyo-chan: ohayou, nyamo-san!
nyamo: ohayou, chiyo-chan *waves at everyone else from inside the car, then gets out* hmm... so she's not here yet? well, lets make up the passanger seating arrangments. obviously, chiyo-chan is going with me, so there's one spot. uhh, who else wants to go with me *everyone raises their hand except me cus i dont know why they dont like yukari's driving* oh... well, you cant all fit in here...
*everyone hears and looks at the gate/steet because of a speeding car changing gears as it gets closer, when it sounds real close, the car starts honking but we heard no breaks*
chiyo-chan: uhh.... UHHH *shivers* *runs into house to open gates, the gates open, but no car comes in. after a few seconds, the gates start to close and then yukari's car drifts, badly, into the driveway, scraping the sides of the car on the closing gates, still accelerating, the car drives toward us, as soon as we notice that, we all dive to the sides, both left and right, as yukari hits the emergency break and drifts the rear-end of the car in front of her, sliding all the way around making a complete 180 deg., the car completely stops a few inches away from the first step of the front stairs*
yukari: WOOO!!!! LOOK AT THAT! HARDLY A SCRATCH!!! *points to right side of car* AND LOOK AT THIS! JUST A FEW INCHES AWAY FROM HITTING THE STAIRS! YAY, BEST DRIFT EVER! huh? *bends down to look at rear-left tire* what's this? *takes off a long nail from the tire* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT *tire deflates* aww...
gonk *looks at me* hey, you're from america, you can fix this, right?
Me: what? just cus i'm american doesnt mean anything! even though i can fix it...
yukari: THEN FIX IT!!!
*after about a 15 min delay for me to fix the wheel, i emerged from the floor with smudges on my face and black hands, i head inside to wash off, then come back out*
Me: *Sigh* ok, done, is everyone ready to go?

everyone: yep
yukari: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE INSIDE MY CAR!
*everyone takes one step back at the same time*
yukari: ?
Me: i'll go, just to see what's up with your driving.
tomo-chan: I'M GOING TOO! WOO! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!!!
*nyamo gets inside driver seat of her car, chiyo-chan already in the back seat, with her seatbelt on, along with osaka-san*
Sakaki-san: ...yukari-sensei, i'm coming too.
*out of nowhere, we could hear a voice coming from inside the house, it sounded like someone was on the phonebox on the outside*
*chiyo-chan gets out, after telling osaka-san to save her seat* Hello?
Kaorin: *panting* chi-chi-chiyo-chan! can you let me in? no one told me you guys were going to Okayama!
Chiyo-chan: ok, hold on....*presses button* ok, the door's open now
*kaorin opens the door right next to the phonebox on the outside, and runs toward our car, jumps into the backseat, and sits next to sakaki-san*
kaorin: EEEEEEEEEEK! SAKAKI-SAN!!! I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE!!!! (yeah, riiight)
heart heart heart sakaki-san: ...hi
*so, with everyone in the "right" cars
// in yukari's car: me, tomo-chan, sakaki-san, and kaorin/ in nyamo's car: yomi-san, chiyo-chan, and osaka-san //
Car Baka:
Yukari
Me
tomo
Sakaki
kaorin
Car "seaslug":
Nyamo
Yomi
Osaka
Chiyo
we set off to Okayama*
yukari: hey, seatbelts or not, HERE WE GO!!!! *Floor gas pedal, as the gates start to open, yukari scrapes the sides of the car again on the gates, then hits a drift that sends us to the other side of the street, yukari straightens the car and we start to go straight down the street*
Me: HOLY BAKA MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs onto inside doorhandle*
Tomo-chan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!
*kaorin's expression=
eek Sakaki-san's expression
confused , kaorin holds onto sakaki-san's arm tightly*
nyamo: *sigh* i have a feeling we're gonna be digging graves by the end of this trip...
chiyo-chan: b-b-better them than us, r-r-right?
*everyone in nyamo's car looks at chiyo-chan with a
eek or a
stare expression*
nyamo: well, we might as well catch up and see where we have to call the paramedics to. *the car slowly drives off, down the driveway, and into the street, where they could see our car halfway down the street, and a bunch of cars that looked like they had to swerve out of our way to not get hit*
CHAPTER 4: ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL! (gotta break off for two reasons, Ichi: my brain is fried for tonight so i cant think of anything good right now and Nii: Tired and have whiplash from the start of the drive @.@, STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!)