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 Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:46 am
Okay. This is simple! Spam the thread with quotes. Please also cite the quote!
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:50 am
Scrubs
J.D.: Look, uh... Janitor... I'm gonna be straight with you - I saw your p***s, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my p***s?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
Janitor: Uhhh...
J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my p***s, you know!
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:09 am
a kiss can be many things it can be a period a question mark or my personal favorite the exclamation mark. the choice is yours
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:10 am
Sahara
Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
Gunboat Officer: You are speaking English right now.
Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.
Rudi Gunn: What's a Panama?
Al Giordino: It's a Navy thing.
Rudi Gunn: I didn't know you were in Panama.
Al Giordino: We weren't in Panama, we were in Nicaragua.
Rudi Gunn: So why do you call it a Panama?
Al Giordino: Because we thought we were in Panama!
Rudi Gunn: But I was hoping to meet a girl on the Australian trip!
Al Giordino: No, African war zone; ship of death!
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:17 am
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
Nietzsche
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:44 pm
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
I'm really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.
You're better off putting all your energy into your work. Sex takes up too much time.
Intellectuals are a bore.
Wasted space is any space that has art in it.
Don't talk to everyone. Be aloof.
I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.
Look poor, think rich.
An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he— for some reason— thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:22 pm
Invader Zim quotes (because that's all I've been watching lately):
"Dumb like a moose"
"Taste me Gaz, I'm delicious!" "Nobody should be this delicous"
"It's only a matter of time before all the races of the universe serve the Irken Empire! I'll have them serve me some curly fries."
"LEAVE NO EVIDENCE"
"I'm not just going to sit back and watch Zim get away with his, his.. things he do"
"Lord of all Humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!"
Ahaha I love this show 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:19 pm
My Favorite Quote:
"Its hard to be humble when your so god damn great."
-William Doyle.
(Me Grampa).
Woo.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:23 pm
Quotes I always keep in the back of my head:
"Life, is the most precious thing to every living person. Yet is also is the most painful."
-Para (L.G.)
"I must be cruel. Only to be kind." -Shakespare (Hemlet)
"What can life give that death can never touch..?" -Leon Magnus Kaiser (William = a good friend.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:33 pm
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No s**t so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
just something I found on urban needed to balance out the world sence I posted some lovey dubby stuff
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:44 pm
THE YOUNG ONES
I love that show, lawl!
Rick: "Vyvyan, you never told us your mother was a bartender."
Vyvyan: "She was a shoplifter when I knew her."
Neil: "This self-sufficiency thing really is amazing, Rick! We sow the seeds, right? Nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed! And then after that we sow the seeds, nature grow the seeds and then we eat the seeds, and then after that a gain nature grows the seeds - "
Rick: "Oh shut up - shut up! Shut up! It's pathetic. I mean, what about radical magazines? Hm? What about kicker boots? Can we grow them? No, we can't, can we? The beauty of your plan, Neil, seems to rest on everybody being really into seeds!"
Neil: "No, no, no!... Rick, you don't understand the timeless wonder of the whole thing! We sow the seeds, nature grows the seeds... we eat the seeds then --" [is hit with a shovel by Rick]
Rick: "Right, now shut up! Come one, get up Neil, there's a lot to be done! ... Neil? Neil? Oh God - oh God! I killed a hippie! I killed a hippie and now I'll have to pay! Oh, God. Vyvyan's bound to tell on me and I'll get sent to prison and raped in the shower by Mr. Big whose in with the wardens! Oh! Burn the corpse! Burn the Corpse!" [tries to light Neil but he won't catch fire.] "Burn! Burn! Oh, trust Neil to be all soggy! Burn!!"
Rick: [Rick picks up one of Mike's porno mags] "You're sick, Mike."
Mike: "If people weren't sick, we wouldn't need penicillin."
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:22 pm
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
As soon as folk see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
-- Lee Marvin
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:13 pm
From Cars:
Rusty Rust-eze: Winter is a grand old time. / On this, there are no if's or but's. / But remember, all that salt and grime. / Can rust your bolts and freeze your...
Voice: [voice in crowd] Hey, look, there he is!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:54 pm
Some Quotes from me and my friends
Friend: So your going to be hunted down by those chavs
Me: Yup
Friend: Why?
Me: I stole their chav hat
Friend: s**t dude run
Me: Dude...I'm a cripple
Friend: WHEEL DUDE WHEEL!
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Friend 1: So...Having kids ruins your figure
Friend 2: Seems so
Me: Hang on thats not right....Look at your mother shes had two and is still slender enough for me to fit in.
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Me: Whats the only part of a cabbage you can't eat?
Friend: Dunno
Me: The Wheelchair
Friend: Your sick, You Cripple
Me: I'm not a cripple...I'm a cabbage
Note: Cripple is what me and my friends call each other as we are all disabled
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:27 pm
"I think we all have a little voice inside us that will guide us. It may be God, I don't know. But I think that if we shut out all the noise and clutter from our lives and listen to that voice, it will tell us the right thing to do."
-Christopher Reeve
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