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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:13 pm

The greatest moments in the guild's history, starting now.

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:25 pm

"Kieran's House- The RP"

Guevara Man

ok ted your going to love this joke and im randomly posting it

one day jerami and ted were butt ******** it lasted for 7 days then ted went to work and told jerami "now dont masterbate when im gone because i want to butt ******** with you for another week,

so the day goes on and ted finaly comes home to see the whole place filled with skeet and he seid" it told you not to masterbate while i was gone

and jerami says " i didn't masterbate i just farted"

yep rectum

KHH25

The sad thing is, this crap actually happens at kieran's house.

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wow...um...does it really hurt guys emotionally when us women talk about castrating...does it make you go OUCHY...>.o cuz itmakes all my guy friends do that....o.o...imagine it...your penish...cut off...nothing to... ninja you know... ninja

Yes. Yes it does.

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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:30 pm

"Random Announcements"

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FierySilver

*sigh* Bored.

I want chocolate.

I want ice cream.

I want cake.

I want to kill someone.

Am I the only one scared of her?

[Killer Panda]

MadGnu

banes thought u were a man, erika....that's why he thought you were cute

Just like we thought you used a bagel to get some, turns out you use a banana. stare

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:44 pm

"candaians suck"

MadGnu

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FierySilver

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[Alan]

amilliapagusis

lay off you stupid cow licker

Wow, Banes. You were just called a cow licker by the canadian.

Cow licker?.....

Uh... burn?

uh... no? confused

Uh... what's will all the "uh"? and what's a cow licker?

Someone who... licks cows?

duh...

(Added by request of MadGnu)

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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:09 pm

"how to be emo"

MadGnu

pimpkilla2

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YA WELL YOU'RE BOTH ONE OF THESE!
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lol

a pink tube?

that is for some reason shaped like the shaft of a p***s

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:22 pm

"lets combine our hate for canadians"

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Lupin The Great

*RUNS* PANDA!!!!!!!! eek gonk crying

No, Banes, whale.

You're a whale, not a panda.

Silly fat man.

Silly fat whale.

I'm still going to be laughing from Kieran's post when i get to house later today

Wow, I burst out laughing at my own post... XD

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:25 pm

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH"

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MadGnu

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What next?

'Student with inordinately large erection thought to be concealing a firearm.'

So they had Michael Jackson check him, right?

"im gonna have to frisk you little boy, oh gosh A HEHEEAEE"--Micheal Jackson

^ This is the only reason I don't delete this thread.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:42 pm

"LMFAO!"

Wendy_Chan

banes311p: hi

Auto response from Imawitchgurl1234: I've got a phone.

Call it, b***h.

Imawitchgurl1234: give me gold
Imawitchgurl1234: all of it
Imawitchgurl1234: and maybe, maybe i'll be nicer
banes311p: Well I'm questing now.
Imawitchgurl1234: well, gimme your gold, or i'll be a b***h
banes311p: Theres no need to spark a turkey shoot.
Imawitchgurl1234: wtf?
Imawitchgurl1234: give me the damn gold
Imawitchgurl1234: i want some gold, banes...
Imawitchgurl1234: gimme your gold
Imawitchgurl1234: and maybeh i'll be nice
banes311p: But I'm questing.
Imawitchgurl1234: well, i need gold
Imawitchgurl1234: so gimme some gold
Imawitchgurl1234: like, 10000
banes311p: I used to have 12000.
Imawitchgurl1234: oh, 12000 will do nicely, too
Imawitchgurl1234: send me
Imawitchgurl1234: the gold
banes311p: Um Isadi used to.
Imawitchgurl1234: well, how much have you got now
banes311p: I have like 3000.
Imawitchgurl1234: gimme all of it
Imawitchgurl1234: and get me more
Imawitchgurl1234: when you give me like, 13000 gold, total, that's when i'll think about being nice
banes311p: Think about!!!!
banes311p: Come on Ive been friends with Erika and Fiery Silver.
Imawitchgurl1234: i said maybe
Imawitchgurl1234: better than being totally bitchy
banes311p: But I'm a nice guy.
Imawitchgurl1234: hahahaha
Imawitchgurl1234: right
Imawitchgurl1234: prove it
Imawitchgurl1234: by giving me your gold
Imawitchgurl1234: all of it
Imawitchgurl1234: and get me ten thousand more
banes311p: WHAT!!!!!!!!
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: izzat a deal?
Imawitchgurl1234: gimme your gold, and maybe i'll be nicer
Imawitchgurl1234: like, 60% chance i'll be nicer
banes311p: I'll think about it.
Imawitchgurl1234: you've got three seconds
Imawitchgurl1234: one mississipi
Imawitchgurl1234: two mississipi
banes311p: Noooooooooooo
Imawitchgurl1234: ....
Imawitchgurl1234: gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now
banes311p: I need more time
Imawitchgurl1234: or i'll be a complete b***h forever and ever
banes311p: Please give me a week and I'll get you the gold I'll even be your slave.
Imawitchgurl1234: a week?!
Imawitchgurl1234: A WEEK?!
Imawitchgurl1234: GOLD!
Imawitchgurl1234: NOW!
banes311p: I need time!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: if i don't see your trade for all your gold in ten minutes' time, i'll be a b***h forever
banes311p: PLEASE I NEED TIME WENDY!!!!!!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: how long
Imawitchgurl1234: a week is too long
Imawitchgurl1234: i give you ten minutes
banes311p: I need at least a few days.
Imawitchgurl1234: pshhh
Imawitchgurl1234: a day
Imawitchgurl1234: i'll give you till tomorrow
banes311p: I need more than that.
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: ...
Imawitchgurl1234: tomorrow
Imawitchgurl1234: or nothing
banes311p: Ok
banes311p: Wendy.
Imawitchgurl1234: what
banes311p: Can we talk now?
banes311p: I've never actually talked to you.
Imawitchgurl1234: no
Imawitchgurl1234: give me the gold and then we'll talk
banes311p: Well what if I can't get the gold or all of it?
Imawitchgurl1234: then too bad for you
Imawitchgurl1234: give me gold
banes311p: Want a little now?
Imawitchgurl1234: all or nothing
banes311p: Man your good at conversation.
Imawitchgurl1234: give me the gold, dammit
banes311p: Hush child. I'm your bank and I can close at any time.
Imawitchgurl1234: pppft
Imawitchgurl1234: i just need the gold
banes311p: What????
banes311p: pppft?????
Imawitchgurl1234: give me the gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now.
banes311p: I'm working on it.
banes311p: I need to ask amilliapaqusis for advice.
Imawitchgurl1234: no
Imawitchgurl1234: you need to give me gold, and give me gold now
banes311p: Please wendy can't we just make a settlement.
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: not unless you give me all your gold
banes311p: But I'm questing.
Imawitchgurl1234: well, too bad for you
Imawitchgurl1234: if you want people to treat you nicer, give me the damn gold
banes311p: Ok calm down.
Imawitchgurl1234: ok, give me the gold
banes311p: Why are you so evil?
Imawitchgurl1234: because i'm a commie
Imawitchgurl1234: now give me gold
banes311p: Wait you are!!!!?!?!?!
Imawitchgurl1234: wow
Imawitchgurl1234: you believed what i said
Imawitchgurl1234: hahahahahaha
Imawitchgurl1234: give me the ******** gold
Imawitchgurl1234: or i'll sic my communist friends on you
banes311p: What can they do?!?!?!
Imawitchgurl1234: hm
Imawitchgurl1234: let's see...
Imawitchgurl1234: do the words "castration with a dull hacksaw and a cheese grater" mean anything?
banes311p: Ok let me get this straight you want pull on my d**k and hack it off with a saw and a cheese grater?
Imawitchgurl1234: who said anything about me touching it?
Imawitchgurl1234: i'd need a pair of tweezers
banes311p: MY d**k is big.
Imawitchgurl1234: sure, okay
Imawitchgurl1234: the little girl you cybered with didn't think so
banes311p: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: hahahaha
Imawitchgurl1234: give me gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now
Imawitchgurl1234: or i'll post this entire conversation in the guild
banes311p: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: you heard me
Imawitchgurl1234: gold, now
Imawitchgurl1234: you have a minute to send your trade to me
Imawitchgurl1234: or i'll show everyone in the guild this conversation
banes311p: PLEASE!!!!!!!! DON"T
Imawitchgurl1234: gold?
Imawitchgurl1234: now
banes311p: HOW ABOUT I BE YOUR SLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: EW!
Imawitchgurl1234: NO!
Imawitchgurl1234: ******** NO!
Imawitchgurl1234: GOLD! GIVE ME GOLD!
banes311p: NOT THAT KIND DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: if i don't get my trade in ten seconds, it's on the guild this goes
banes311p: DMANIT YOU CAN"T DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
banes311p: PLEAsE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: one mississippi
banes311p: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: two misissippi
banes311p: Oh s**t.
Imawitchgurl1234: three misissippi
banes311p: Wait PM me so I can do the trade.
Imawitchgurl1234: you can send me a trade through the bank
banes311p: Must you be so evil?!?!?
Imawitchgurl1234: yes
Imawitchgurl1234: give me the gold
Imawitchgurl1234: it's been over twenty seconds
Imawitchgurl1234: i'm being nice
banes311p: Wait.
Imawitchgurl1234: i'm waiting
Imawitchgurl1234: gold
Imawitchgurl1234: if i don't get my gold in ten seconds
Imawitchgurl1234: i'm flipping open my cell phone and calling Kieran
Imawitchgurl1234: and read off the entire conversation
banes311p: Okay there I sent it.
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: fifty?!
Imawitchgurl1234: FIFTY?!
Imawitchgurl1234: that's it!
Imawitchgurl1234: it's off to the cell phone I go!
banes311p: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Imawitchgurl1234: THREE THOUSAND
Imawitchgurl1234: NOW
banes311p: But....
Imawitchgurl1234: do i hear hesitation and insolence?
Imawitchgurl1234: i'm calling Kieran
Imawitchgurl1234: ooh, i'm flipping open the phone...
banes311p: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: ooh... he's on speed dial...
banes311p: NOOO
Imawitchgurl1234: so much easier just to click the call button
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: three thousand gold, now
Imawitchgurl1234: give
Imawitchgurl1234: give
banes311p: Just give more time as in a day.
Imawitchgurl1234: uh, my finger's inching towards the button...
Imawitchgurl1234: here i go... just a little closer...
banes311p: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: but i'm chinese
Imawitchgurl1234: so it doesn't matter
Imawitchgurl1234: ooh, i'm gonna press the button...
Imawitchgurl1234: 1...
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: 2...
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: here i go...
banes311p:
banes311p: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imawitchgurl1234: on top of it all, i'll post this in the guild
Imawitchgurl1234: so everyone can point and laugh
banes311p: WENDY DON"T NYOU HAVE A HEART!!!!!!!!?????
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: no
banes311p: Are you that evil?
Imawitchgurl1234: yes
banes311p: Why are you being a terrorist.
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: give me gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now
banes311p: How about this time tommorow?
Imawitchgurl1234: no
Imawitchgurl1234: now
Imawitchgurl1234: or i'll post this entire thing in the guild
banes311p: But I'm questing.
Imawitchgurl1234: too bad
Imawitchgurl1234: copy and paste into the guild this goes
banes311p: Can't we talk?
Imawitchgurl1234: no
Imawitchgurl1234: gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now
banes311p: DAmnit why are you acting like the N. Koreans
Imawitchgurl1234: because i'm a chinese commie b***h
banes311p: Well um was that because I called you that.
Imawitchgurl1234: give me gold
banes311p: I need more time.
Imawitchgurl1234: or within three seconds, you'll see this in the guild
banes311p: You can't post this.
Imawitchgurl1234: oh, can't i?
banes311p: Well how could you?
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: because i'm evil like that
Imawitchgurl1234: and i know how to copy and paste
banes311p: How about being a angel?
banes311p:
Imawitchgurl1234: nope
Imawitchgurl1234: gold
Imawitchgurl1234: gold gold gold gold GOLD
banes311p: How about an I OU
Imawitchgurl1234: nuh uh
Imawitchgurl1234: it's gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now
banes311p: How about a drink?
Imawitchgurl1234: ew
Imawitchgurl1234: no
Imawitchgurl1234: give me gold
Imawitchgurl1234: now
banes311p: I sorry but I don't negociate with terrorist.
Imawitchgurl1234: lmfao
Imawitchgurl1234: if i'm a terrorist, why're you talking to me
Imawitchgurl1234: oh, i'm so posting this in the guild right now
banes311p: I'm not negociating I'm bull shitting
Imawitchgurl1234: sure
Imawitchgurl1234: okay
Imawitchgurl1234: into the guild this goes
Imawitchgurl1234: check in about five minutes
banes311p: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Ahahahaha... point and laugh at Banes.

Lupin The Great

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream evil evil mad

FierySilver

Wendy_Chan

FierySilver

... wow... Banes... you're pathetic blaugh *points and laugh* Wait... who is Banes again? I can't remember sweatdrop

...

Why is my name mentioned there?

Because he's a ***** Banes is Lupin The Great. O_O

O_o Oh... okay...

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DarkElement343: hey banes
banes311p: What?
DarkElement343: join the chat
DarkElement343: come on
DarkElement343: do it
DarkElement343: or are you too communist to do it?
DarkElement343: Vnes
DarkElement343: BANES
banes311p: What???
DarkElement343: come on
DarkElement343: hey banes
banes311p: WHAT!?!?!?!
DarkElement343: you're fat
banes311p: Your going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkElement343: And you're going to fat!!!1!!!oneshift!!
banes311p: Why do you support wendy over me?
DarkElement343: Think about it banes.
DarkElement343: Easy answer: You're fat. She's not.
banes311p: Well she doesn't even live here.
DarkElement343: So? I'll bring her down here and show her where you live.
banes311p: WHAT!!!!!!
DarkElement343: Yep.
banes311p: ANd what will she do?
DarkElement343: Hack it off.
banes311p: Yeah right.
DarkElement343: With a cheese grater.
banes311p: She's smaller than me
DarkElement343: So? I'd be there.
banes311p: Haha
DarkElement343: And duh, you'
DarkElement343: re 500 lbs
banes311p: I'll have my gun ready.
DarkElement343: everyone is smaller than you around
DarkElement343: I
DarkElement343: will too
DarkElement343: And you will die.
DarkElement343: Of fat suffocation.
banes311p: Then you'll go to jail
banes311p: for murder
DarkElement343: Nuh uh.
DarkElement343: Your own fat will kill you.
banes311p: HAHAHAH
DarkElement343: Yeah, laugh it off, you know it's true.
banes311p: Do you know who I am?
DarkElement343: A fat Republican b***h.
banes311p: NO!!!! I"M rich and powerful.
DarkElement343: In my pants.
banes311p: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkElement343: :d
DarkElement343: biggrin
banes311p: Do you want wendy to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkElement343: Nope.
DarkElement343: You're fat.
DarkElement343: Fatty McFat.
DarkElement343: Want a candy bar, fatty?
banes311p: I'll kill her
DarkElement343: Sir, take the hams out from under your shirt/
DarkElement343: That's not a van, it's just Banes!
banes311p: Wendy's getting mawled
DarkElement343: That's not a word.
banes311p: Indeed
banes311p:
DarkElement343: You couldn't take her on.
banes311p: You're mistaken.
DarkElement343: Hah. You wish.
banes311p: I can easily seduce her.
DarkElement343: ... ... ... *bursts into uncrontrollable laughter* ROFLMFAO!
banes311p:
DarkElement343: You couldn't seduce a whale, banes, even though you are one
!
banes311p: Well I'll do what I did to erika. *Breaks out into evil laughter*
DarkElement343: You're fat.
DarkElement343: Fatass.
banes311p: I'm plump
banes311p:
DarkElement343: xD Aint it the truth.
banes311p: I heard your mom is at work want her to disappear.
banes311p: ?
DarkElement343: She's not.
DarkElement343: You are.
banes311p: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkElement343: In my pants.
banes311p: I'm not in your pants commie.
DarkElement343: Oh, but that's what you think.
DarkElement343: Fat slut ***** class="clear">

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banes311p: I'm not a ***** girl wanted it and I gave it to her.
banes311p:
banes311p: Josh is on my side.
DarkElement343: O_O

...

Alright, I saved it. Just out of curiousity, what's the fax number for the FBI Child Endangerment Center?

MadGnu

wow, banes

Banes does not have ANY balls <******** incredible

Nothing there
wtf

Banes you fat sonofabitch piece of s**t

MadGnu

Lupin The Great

YOU USED TO BE FATTER THAN ME IN THE 6th GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!! scream stare

I wasnt over 100 pounds in the 6th grade

i was skinny in the sixth grade

i was "chubby" in the 7th grade....130 lbs. but you were easily over 200
in the 8th grade i started to shape up
now i'm fit easily less than half your wieght
your nearing 300 pounds...AND you dont have a p***s!
i feel so, so sorry for you

[Killer Panda]

Wendy_Chan

erika14

*Shuns Banes forever*
To think I was being nice to you out of the goodness of my heart... You fat lieng stupid gay son of a b***h. How dare you tell lies... You aren't even worthy to speak to any women or female species of an animal. You're scum. You don't deserve to live. There is no word in the entire universe to describe your stupidity, or your fat. stare Go away. stare
evil

Hey, Erika-chan, let's castrate him with a dull hacksaw, a cheese grater, fondue, and other various torture devices.

Wait, we can't. He doesn't have one to begin with. Nevermind.

LOL He doesn't deserve to have one, if he had one, it should be shot. Then liquified and dranken by him. Scum. evil

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Lupin The Great

Everyone I'm terribly sorry about this crisis and I'm offer gold as a settlement for anyone who was offended by this and I will resign from roots radical if needs be.

give me 1/2 your gold and all your avatar

I dont care if you resign from the guild or not...your fun to make fun of (only reason you aren't banned) but you say really retarded stuff. Either way we come out on top.

True.

And what the ********, Ted was fatter than Banes!?

No ******** way, that's total bullshit and we all know it.

Moirica

*Backs away slowly.* All you people are crazy.

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Guevara Man

aww man this is to funny

wtf.

dasfadg

0111100101101111011101010010000001!

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._______________________________.

Mine is longer. xd

Not in that sense.

Eheheheheh.

>.>

p***s!

Heheh, I said p***s... online!

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*banes eats fat burger* hahahaha fat fat tub fatty McFat fat

It's funny, 'cause he's fat.

Wendy_Chan

Banes, want a candy bar, fatty?

"Sir, please take the hams out from under your shirt."

"Wait... It's not a shoplifter, it's just a fat kid! AHAHAHAH!" *points and laughs at Banes*

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"Oh, wow, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to please move your van off the diving board."

"I'm not a van, I'm a boy!"

"Oh, it's not a van, it's just a fat kid!"

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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:51 pm

"Banes sucks"

MadGnu

I hate the fat banes.
He sucks for Mr. Hanes

(Kevin sings a song he made up during lunch, this is how it goes)
Banes likes the d**k

Banes likes the d**k (Lick the balls!)

Banes likes the d**k

Banes likes the d**k (Lick the balls!)

[Alan]

Quote:

-Banes eats babies.
-No, Banes eats out babies.

MadGnu

Lupin The Great

scream scream YOU DESPRATE PIECE OF s**t!!!!! scream

hmmmm.... from now on, Lauren is Banes's left hand, and i got no where near that ugly s**t

Guevara Man

MadGnu

cwk_04

Wendy_Chan

Lupin The Great

TED YOUR SISTER IS MINE!!!!!!!! twisted twisted twisted evil

You know what, Banes?

Go eat a diseased d**k. No, wait, you already did that. Nevermind. I have to think to come up with other kinds of torture.

no offense, ur disses suck, even against banes you can't diss

Shut up sped

As long as you do not like banes, and say something proving it, its a mjor joan just 'cause banes eats it like a homosexual on a bad acid trip.

wow that sucked as well, ok here you go

banes sucks jamal's lip so bad that banes got fatter and the lip turned to normal size

if you took harry's hair and put it on banes you would have the ugliest thing known to man

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Too bad I didn't get one of him rolling down the hill...

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Lupin The Great

Ted, give it up. sweatdrop And Wendy get a job or move to Cuba scumbag!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream

The ********, Banes?

Stop raping the emoticons!

Guevara Man

erika14

[Alan]

Hey, you. ...Guess what? ....Banes is fat.

He's a fat whale.

yep chicken mcnuggets

FierySilver

[Killer Panda]

Wendy_Chan

erika14

Guevara Man

ok people before we get to off topic

BANES IS FAT

*eats twinkie* oh no i caught the banes virus *quarentines himself*

*starts viciously patting his back* scream GET IT OUT!! OH NO! scream gonk NOUUU!! Not Cameron!! gonk

xd

Quick, someone call 911!

*paramedics inject Cameron with Anti-Banes vaccine*

Phew, good thing we had Anti-Banes vaccine. 3nodding xd

Yes, good thing, does it work on Banes?

[Alan]

It would probably erase him from existence....Meh, let's try it.

[Killer Panda]

xd DO it!! lol...then...the world would have half of it's weight gone.

[Killer Panda]

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Five-Eight is sooo good

I know! They were sooo much better than the Killers, it was unbelievable!

I thought it funny the way Keiran totally went off topic like that. whee

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:05 pm

"how to be emo"

amilliapagusis

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emo people: go die

"I am better than you and I support this message."

emo ppl shouldn't go die they are ppl to you know

[Alan]

Yes, they are people. People that should die.

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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:23 am

"In my pants gonk "

[Killer Panda]

Wendy_Chan

MadGnu

[Killer Panda]

Wendy_Chan

I'll get the lighter and wood.

...

Huhuhuh... I said... "wood..." *laughs immaturely*

Woodpile.

so thats where wendy puts the "aftermath" of her casteration victims...

rofl

ROFL

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:26 am

"Guerillas"

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*hides in the deepest hole around* ._.

Why the hell are hiding in Ted's a**? xp

LMFAO

Burn, just burn.

holy s**t, that made me laugh
but thats NOT where kieran is the best hidden, i think the best place to hide would be in cody's hair

Well both places are infested with pubic hair, so what's the difference?

Wow, that's a burn in so many ways...

rofl LMAO rofl

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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:51 pm

"The New School of Randomness...and fighting!"

Guevara Man

Wendy_Chan

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Wendy_Chan

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LOL Love that one. <33 whee

We'll cut off your p***s using a sword,
We'll cut off your p***s without saying a word,
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation,
We'll cut off your p***s... perform some castration. mrgreen

xd LMFAO, Ted.

We'll cut off your p***s, using a rope.
We'll cut it off and send it to the Pope
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation,
We'll cut off your p***s... perform some CASTRATION! whee

We'll cut off your p***s painfully,
We'll cut off your p***s joyfully,
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation,
We'll cut off your p***s... perform some castration.

We'll cut off your p***s with a stapler
We'll cut off your p***s with sandpaper
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation
We'll cut off your p***s... peform some castration.

xD We should perform this at a karoke bar sometime.

ohoh im probubly they're next victim
but i wanted to share somthing about them
these girls hack it off in all sorts of ways
they'll make you sing a saprano purple haze

but man you know im just playin the fool
there aint nothin these girls can't turn into a tool
cut in my d**k off that ain't cool
these girls are so young they're still into school

Banes: im fatty mc fatt fat all the time
Cam: yes but right after i finished my rhyme
these girls injected you with novacaine
so when they hack it off you'll feel the same

they'll stick it to a board with a brick nail
and then smack it to the ground with a real big flail
so thats all the time i have today
these girls beat my d**k till its a pale grey

Guevara Man

yo yeye yo ye yo yo yo
the castration queens are number 1
when you see them comein you better run
they'll cut it off just like that *snaps*
they're record time was a second flat

but man if you abide by they're rules
you wont have to meet they're nasty tools
if you give they're tits just one gnaw
they'll cut your d**k off with a hack saw

so if you see them down the street
guard your d**k or you might weep
they'll hack it off with one clear sweep
and if they give you novacaine you wont make a peep
watch out when you go to sleep
they will drive a rusty fork in mighty deep
for all you guys that like to creep
they'll kill your d**k like the shepard kills sheep

Guevara Man

Wendy_Chan

OMG...

LMFAO!!! rofl rofl

Awesome, Cameron.

oh yea lets talk about this girl named wendy chan
she cuts off the d**k of any man
she'll burn it off with a sodering tool
but she is so cute it makes me drool

im like the beasty boys when its about castration
and when i talk about it banes' d**k keepes elevation
its kind of a form of initiation
to keep men away from masturbation
and all of this in my head keeps contumplation
weather i am for or against this severation
but ill do anything to get in a radio station

so keep this in mind before you rhyme
and keep it in you before you drop a dime
is it realy worth my time
or will i get wendy to do the worst of crime

Guevara Man

i would give wendy the rapper name cucumber slice
she hacks the than off like i would trap mice
messin with her is like rollin dice
if your numbers dont come up thats too bad for you
and she will come back with her whole crew
she has erika firey and herself too

so there is my story i tell today
before you think about rollin in the hay
you haven't even herd of what goes down
well ill tell you like this before i turn it around

it was one day banes was eatin a twinkie
she saw he was fat and a pervert so she
walked around beside him like she was givin it out
but after she was done he would surely pout

ok ok here it is,...... a dull hack saw a dull hack saw
its like dat a d, dat its like that chal

but thats just me making fun of people
but when she is done with you it will be a dryed up blood pool
ill make this my longest rap yet,
so when she comes to you ill make a bet
she'll get you like skywalker got buba fet
make your "lightsaber" limp instead of erect

Guevara Man

Wendy_Chan

We'll burn off your p***s with white phosphorus
We'll shove it down your esophagus
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation
Cut off your p***s, perform some... CASTRATION! xd

oh your prevoking me hear
you'll chop it off and stick it in my ear
or mabey you'll shuve it up my rear
or keep it as a trophy in your brazier

yea well i will start some thing new
i'll tourchure men just like 1st graders and flu
ill tape pure sodium to your shlong
and put you in a washer and set it on long

this rap about castration
has left my d**k with no masturebation
im the next big thing next to wendy chan
im like a super hero castration man

Guevara Man

[Killer Panda]

Wendy_Chan

We'll hack off your p***s with a serrated knife
We'll cut it off till you're full of strife
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation
Cut off your p***s and perform some castration.

heart

Kieran: *cringes* Oh God...

We'll cut off your p***s, your so called 'Legend'
We'll cut off your p***s, we're not playing pretend,
We'll cut off your p***s without hesitation,
We'll cut off your p***s, perform some castration. whee

yo yo
i haven't been one for about two days
but we can cut it off in all sorts of ways
tyrone says its all about the rocks
and ill cut it off when your using your socks

we'll beat that s**t with a blunt weapon
while wendy has a knife that she has to sharpen
johny cash seid when the man comes around
he mustuf ment wendy when banes is bound

you know who was lucky the BTK
cause if he tryed wendy she just may
cut his d**k off without dissmay
but thats all im gonna say

i joined this big old moghtly crew
and all of the pain that they brew
they chop it up and put it in a stew
and serve it to you with a mountain dew

im they're new male creation
that promotes castration
without hesitaion
no masterbation
no contumplation
if we make a video it'll be in claymation

well take it off with razor wire
and blow that s**t with a detonator
they call arnald the turminator
but wendy sure is the main castrator

she'll freeze it off with dry ice
put cheese on it and let out the mice
aww man that last onewasn't nice
she'll put it in a bottle full of lice

(hehe wendy laughed at my pm too kieran)

KHH25

From now on, I'm putting my p***s in a safe for safe keeping.

Guevara Man

Wendy_Chan

Guevara Man

Wendy_Chan

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LOL Oh my...what are you two doing with a pink tube?!!! eek Damn sickos! scream Your'e only children! gonk

OMG!!!!!!

You just killed both of us!!! xd xd

Erika wins "Pervert of the Year" Award.

wait a minute erika gets perv of the year,WHAT and i dont get a sicko award

You get the "More Perverted than Eminem Award" when it comes to rapping. xD

whoa god

@erika: you stole my award,

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:34 am

pimpkilla2

ya, some canadian tried to tell em why canada was great by using all his brain cells and exercising the copy and paste command, well i being witful and insightful as i always am decided to add why those reasons sucked with a little retort of my own

ok heres why he said canada was good (my reasons are on the bottom)

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers a**
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts a**
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.

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this is what i said

1 wtf, the nasty s**t you get on halloween cause the other people are to stingy to afford real american candy like hershesy? get the ******** outa here

2 wtf is that

3 football is an american sport

4 actualy japan owns it now bitches

5 that is the gayest sport ever invented by rich people next to polo

6 well, no s**t

7 not anymore either, black people own it now, and that one tall a** asian

8 no it isnt, that one is a tough one to swallow (no pun intended)

9 who the ******** up is mr. dress up, he sounds like a catholic priest

10 ******** them canadian pastries

11 uhhh you were stil brits, it was the british foriegn legions who were stationed there, also we drove you out and we shoulda counter-attacked and invaded canada, but we didnt, and we drilled you in lousiana after the war was over (officialy anyhow)

12 formerly french, and thats cause they didnt fight in the first place

13 uhhh i think we beat you there

14 ya, cause you didnt have a power hungry goverment led by a tyrant at the time and another part of the country who was tired of state rights being over turned by the federal goverment

15 arrested? hell well do one better, we execute our enemies

16 you can have seattle, the rest of america thinks seattle and grunge rock is gay

17 ya, what happened to that land, ohh ya we took it i forgot (wasnt most of it like frozen tundra anyway with permafrost so it was relativly a huge worthless ice block?)

18 my 30-06 says diffrent

19 what, make wings out of them?

20 hey whats all this aboot eh? at least we dont marry the same sex (uh ohh that was a cheap shot)

21 we invented electricty, dc and ac, the revolver, super glue, napalm, the atom bomb, the assembly line, computers, peanut butter and a whole bunch of s**t i dont have time to mention, see while you can actualy list yours, i can list the important ones, we did so much i cant put our many inventions and great accomplishments into a list in a short time, and we were only here for i dont know around 270 years or so?

22 thats cause your stupid

23 superman? so we got batman, spiderman, and the punisher

24 we can drink without mitts

also dude, we got hamburgers

ahahahaha

were better than you.......................still

http://www.sniperbait.net/videos/canada.html

Guevara Man

ok thomas here is my list

1. wait those suger flavored pieces of chalk
2. ok since were on breakfast could you please tell me whats up with your bacon
3. ok well guess what we got tom brady, TOM BRADY
4. the expo's were changed to the washington nationals
5. wait that native "american" game that the suburbs stole
6. hockey well thats soon being talken over by black people too
7. basketball do you realy think you white people can match lebrone james
8. yes well thank god i eat pecan pie, a real southern pie
9. mr dress up is a child molester, no better than banes, and i bet if he still lived mr rogers and his little puppet could kick every canadians a**
10. Krispy Kream b***h
11. you were to p***y to fight the brit's yourselfs and they just weanted to come in for payback, and we still kicked your a**.
12. yea because we kept the germans off our soil
13. thats because you guys haven't entered as many wars as us
14. yea but i bet if you guys had slave it would be a better fight
15. so your saying that an american was wronfuly acused of comiting a crime in canada, mabey we should start persicuting your random tourists
16. hey we still have something thats on every corner of canada, STARBUCKS, which is a seatle bsed company
17. yea well guess who has the hudson bay, NEW YORK.
18. and the adverage pitbull(US) could devour a cannadian dogsled team in under 2
19. and we know to make burgers out of them at ted's
20. ok those are british rednecks, at least we arn't french rednecks
21. if you can count all your inventions on your hand, then you need to shut up.
22. at least we dont stick our tounges in odd and unfamiliar places.
23. yea well matropolis is in the US dc comics US heck we also make crapy anime.
24. canadian beer sucks, your flag deals with maple syrup,

oh yea at least we dont hang around a mcdonalds everyday (OHH BEUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES)

yea and at least our national anthem doesn't sound communist

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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:20 pm

"the bad a** awards"

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go to this crazy a** mother ********, i mean god damn i dont even think with all my airsoft and ghetto poping skills combined with all of grady and crims to could equal this one wet back

Cpl. Samuel Toloza

El Salvadoran Cpl. Samuel Toloza is a total badass. He was part of a small Central American unit stationed in Najaf, Iraq that came under attack from Iraqi insurgents in May of this year. The small unit was caught off-guard and managed to put up a tough defense before running out of ammunition. With one man dead, twelve others wounded and no bullets left Toloza and his three remaining comerades desperately attempted to hold their position. When Iraqi rebels surrounded one of his wounded friends and tried to pull him off, Toloza freaked out ninja-style, whipped out his goddamned pocket knife and started stabbing the s**t out of anyone that came near him. The Iraqis were totally unprepared for some ******** lunatic to start shivving them and were beaten back just as an Allied relief column arrived to secure the area.
You can't question the badassitude of this guy, seen here holding the bloody knife. It takes serious cojones to run at a bunch of gun-toting Iraqis armed only with a 3-inch blade and start stabbing faces. The U.S. was so impressed with how hardcore this dude was that they awarded him the Bronze Star for Bravery.

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I MEAN WTF MATE, HE SHANKED THEIR a** WITH A SHITTY POCKET KNIFE, THATS ******** OWNAGE IN A CAN RIGHT THERE

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Holy s**t that's awesome.

Guevara Man

holy s**t thats so awsome.

MadGnu

them iraqi's got cut
so...oh so badly

Guevara Man

yea he pulled an ill shank ya hoe

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Wow, that story was inspiring, and gave me this awed, elated feeling.

Corporal Toloza, you are my hero.

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