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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:26 pm



Artery------------------------The study of fine paintings.
Barium------------------------What you do when CPR fails.
Cesarean Section--------------A district in Rome.
Colic-------------------------A sheep dog.
Coma--------------------------A punctuation mark.
Congenital--------------------Friendly.
Dilate------------------------To live long.
Fester------------------------Quicker.
GI Series---------------------Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
Grippe------------------------A suitcase.
Hangnail----------------------A coat hook.
Medical staff-----------------A doctor's cane.
Minor operation---------------Coal digging.
Morbid------------------------A higher offer.
Nitrate-----------------------Lower than the day rate.
Node--------------------------Was aware of.
Organic-----------------------Church musician.
Outpatient--------------------Person who has fainted.
Post-operative----------------A letter carrier.
Protein-----------------------In favor of young people.
Secretion---------------------Hiding anything.
Serology----------------------Study of English knighthood.
Tablet-------------------------A small table.
Tumor-------------------------An extra pair.
Urine-------------------------Opposite of you're out.
Varicose veins----------------Veins which are very close together.
Benign------------------------What you be after you be eight.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:37 pm


lol, that's really funny! lol

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Starsiee

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:12 pm


That was genious xDDD
PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:13 pm


Cesarean Section rofl

Starsiee


Ros Mel Hera

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:47 pm


rofl Eyes were rolling throughout it all. >< Plain hilarious.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:57 pm


rofl

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 am


Took a sec, but I liked most of em.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:23 am


I didn't get all of them, but the ones I did get were really funny!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:57 am


Haha, hilarious!
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