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 Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:19 pm
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the
Bunsen burner:
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
rofl
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:22 pm
This one made me snort. XDD
Daddy Graduated cylinder: *proudly* My son just graduated today!!!
Daddy Thermometer: *with a smug* no big deal!!! my son, he has many degrees!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:26 pm
okay....last one... I promise...
Two men sit on their pourch and stare at a car from across the street.
One man says: That CARBON there for days.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:50 pm
Starsiee A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner: "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner. rofl Gahs I love this one. >< 'It's just a phase...' xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:31 pm
Ayumi Nakano Starsiee A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner: "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner. rofl Gahs I love this one. >< 'It's just a phase...' xD Ditto! I need to go tell people that one now.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:36 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:54 am
Starsiee A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner: "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner. rofl Starsiee This one made me snort. XDD Daddy Graduated cylinder: *proudly* My son just graduated today!!! Daddy Thermometer: *with a smug* no big deal!!! my son, he has many degrees!
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:32 am
Starsiee A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner: "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner. rofl I don't get it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:53 pm
I saw this on a Tshirt...
Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny though was H2O
Was H2SO4
(which is sulfuric acid, by the way)
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:54 am
If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A mole of molasses
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:58 am
An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:25 am
TheDoctorWhoNut Starsiee A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner: "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner. rofl I don't get it. I still don't get it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:06 pm
This one's my favorite:
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street.
The first one turns to the second and says, "Oh my god, I just lost an electron!"
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
The first one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:33 pm
Strya This one's my favorite: Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. The first one turns to the second and says, "Oh my god, I just lost an electron!" The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!" That's the one I was going to say! My chemistry teacher told it. But she said the one who lost an electron was sad. It was so cute.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:20 pm
TheDoctorWhoNut TheDoctorWhoNut Starsiee A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner: "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium said. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner. rofl I don't get it. I still don't get it. you don't knowwhat a phase change is?
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