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 Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:03 pm
>:] The Noob Impersonation Game... Some people are unclear of what a noob really is. It has nothing to do with how long they've been on Gaia, it's how they act. I've only been on Gaia since September and I don't consider myself to be one. The basic definition of a noob is Gaian who ignores all rules, has horrible grammar/spelling, and insists on pestering everyone. Sometimes not intentionally but pestering nonetheless. So, in this thread I want everyone to act out a scene they've had with a noob. Hehe...I'm sure you've all had at least one. I guess I'll go first.
January 6th 2007 :
(Not exact but something like this)
Noob - dramallama cheese_whine domokun LYkE OMg HoW DId U gET SO MuCH MUNeY CAN U GiVE ME SUM iM pOor Me -
No, go earn your own gold.
Noob - crying crying crying PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? crying crying crying Me -
No.
Noob - scream UR MeEN iM REOPOTING U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me - rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:31 pm
Me: Excuse me friend, but it appears that your signature is breaking the 500px limit. You should probably take care of that before you lose it 3nodding
Noob: OMG no it isnt, That rule is only relevant to pic's in your sig, And it doesnt matter anyway, I've been on gaia for 2 years, and it has never been taken away
Me: Actually That is a common mistake, it is actually refering to the sig as a whole.. And the pic in your sig is over the pixel limit too, so Either way, you need to do something before it gets taken away
Noob: OMG I dont F***ing care, So F*** off!
All I wanted to do was help them....
my gratidude was for nothing....
I selected the cheese option blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:37 pm
n00b:: omg gemme gold gemme gold now or i'll report u and u's get banned teh smex
me:: Get your own damn gold
N00b:: u minnie...u's getin hacked and i'm takin all yo gold teh smex
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:23 pm
noob: donate to me!
me: No.
noob: why not?
me: Because I don't donate to random people who flood my inbox asking for gold.
noob: well ******** u u littel b***h go too hell!
me: I happen to have some patience for noobs, so I'll say it again. I'm not donating to you. Leave me alone, or I report you.
noob: yeah right! reporting people: thats just a rumour.
me: OK. bye, now.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:06 pm
PalmTreeChick noob: donate to me! me: No. noob: why not? me: Because I don't donate to random people who flood my inbox asking for gold. noob: well ******** u u littel b***h go too hell! me: I happen to have some patience for noobs, so I'll say it again. I'm not donating to you. Leave me alone, or I report you. noob: yeah right! reporting people: thats just a rumour. me: OK. bye, now.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:24 pm
From a random PM:
n00b: will u b my slave?
Me: Pardon?
n00b: yea will u b my slave ill pay u
Me: No.
n00b: plz
And then I ignored him. Jerk. mad
Oddly, I never get donation PMs. I guess it's because I don't wear expensive items.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:20 am
Noob: lol hey
Me: Hello, what's up? ^^
Noob: umm...i jus want sum gold
Me: Polls are good for that. But I like chatting more, passes the time.
Noob: will u giv me sum???
Me: No, sorry. I'm on a quest right now.
Noob: UR A STUPD FAGGIT GO DIE!!!!!11
Me: o.o;
Noob: -Continues to flame me until I report and block him. I didn't even reply to anymore PMs. xD He just kept sending them-
And i've also met a n00b that joined in '03, and had '03 items. :B That was a scary day for me.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:23 am
Or last night my girlfriend was trying to sell a kiki. xD
Noob: 200k and if you dont like my offer cry me a river build me a bridge and get over it
Girlfriend: No, sorry.
Noob: Alright, ******** you.
o.o;
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:47 am
It's my life, I stand it all alone...
Random PM...
N00b:
hey do u want to b my sexy kinky pikachu?
Me:
...Excuse me?
N00b:
i asked if u wanted to b my sexy kinky pikachu.
Me:
Why on Earth would I want to be that?
N00b:
cmon itll b fun.
Me:
No.
He wouldn't leave me alone... I eventually blocked him...
...Accept my way of living, I live it on my own!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:48 am
I haven't actully had a noob incounter lately. Probably because I blocked any PMs that didn't come from my friends.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:03 am
Sonaniaro I haven't actully had a noob incounter lately. Probably because I blocked any PMs that didn't come from my friends. It's my life, I stand it all alone...
Well, that'd do it.
...Accept my way of living, I live it on my own!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:09 am
Hm.
I don't remember correctly, but I had a noob tell me that if I didn't send him pictures of my boobs he's fail a class.
I had great fun telling him I didn't care.
Wouldn't leave me alone, so now they are blocked.
^^
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:27 pm
[Xx Vanilla-Chan xX] Hm.
I don't remember correctly, but I had a noob tell me that if I didn't send him pictures of my boobs he's fail a class.
I had great fun telling him I didn't care.
Wouldn't leave me alone, so now they are blocked.
^^ ZOMG, I got the exact same message from that noob!
His username was like footballjake or something?
First I asked him about his assignment (which I knew was a lie)
and he couldn't tell me what it was. So then I told him to look at
his mom's boobs (hehe) and he told me that she didn't have any!
Yeah right!
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:56 pm
Sonaniaro I haven't actully had a noob incounter lately. Probably because I blocked any PMs that didn't come from my friends.
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