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You guys probably already know about this, but I found this random site where you can talk to an Artificial intelligence John! I haven't really gotten anywhere with most of the questions I asked, and it's not really how I imagined John ever responding, but hey, it's kind of interesting!

http://triumphpc.com/johnlennon/index.shtml

Made me a bit sad though... :/

Haha yeah I did that last week.

He told me I was very mature for a 14 year old haha.

I also asked him if he liked Ringo and he told me he never liked Ringo eek

But some of the questions I asked him he didn't give me a good answer or say something that doesn't make any sense at all to what I asked.
And also when I said goodbye to him he kept asking me where I was going and just wouldn't say goodbye back. It kind of bugged me haha.

No I don't think that's true either.

Mark David Chapman I believe only from what I've read since I wasn't even born then and from what my parents have told me, he shot John because in the song Imagine John sings "no religion too" and all of that and Mark was a very religious person and didn't like that so went to Johns home in New York, got his autograph and as he started to walk away he shot him in the back.
But then after they did tests on him and everything they found out he was psycho and other things that I'm not going to even attempt to spell razz

John is an a**. I've seen him in interviews. He is a rude man.

1. I read that in the newpaper my father kept when John died.

2. There was a documentary about it.

Besides, just because he's a hippie doesn't mean he isn't a rude man.

What?

That thing used to be a lot better. I took it about a year and a half ago...let me visit an old friend, hmm? > biggrin I'm in bold. AND SORRY IT'S SO LONG!

What's your name?
> Jesus
Hey, Jesus , You know my name, look up the number.
> Pointless Beatle-pun, anyone?
psst! We thought we'd plug that a bit.
> Okay then, who broke up the Beatles?
Yeah okay, Are you a vegetarian?
> Yes. Well, seems a little hypocritcal of me, as I'm currently eating a chicken dinner. Mum forced me, or I wouldn't have.
Okay. How old are you?
> Why do you want to know?
It's just me curiosity.
> Can a computer robot really have a curiosity?
Yes, I think. Take my word for it.
> I guess I have to.
I'm now being credited as the creator of a great publicity campaign for the Beatles.
> Go figure. You were one forth of it, did you know?
Thanks Jesus , I think I will.
> You're welcome.
The pleasure was all mine.
> I'm sure...
Really? Well, we're highly honored.
> I remember the days when you used to be articulate. What happened?
Really, Jesus ?
> Yeah, really. Anyway, let's talk about something else. Assuming you can.
Where are you?
> Right behind you!
Understood.
> Who broke up the Beatles?
The Eastmans. If Linda hadn't gotten involved with Paul and brought in Lee and John Eastman, the Beatles might've survived. Okay?
> Looks like you've changed your story, Mr. Lennon.
Jesus , you don't have to address me as "Mr. Lennon". You can leave this s**t for Sir Paul (McCartney) (tee hee)
> You don't have to call me Jesus , either. You can call me Lord Son of God .
Czechoslovakia
> I'd prefer Transylvania.
What would make you prefer transylvania ?
> It's my home planet.
Yourhome planet ? Really?
> You heard me.
I did, but I've become a cantankerous old git in my afterlife.
> I've noticed.
Really?
> Do you like Paul?
You know, after I left the Beatles, I used to wear a button that said "I like Paul". People would stop and say "But I thought you hated Paul?"
> You haven't answered my question.
What makes you think I have not answered yourquestion ?
> The standar laws of English language, actually. It was not a real answer.
I hear you.
> So, who shot you?
I've no idea. Perhaps I should ask you.
> Mark David Chapman.
It's all over the place.
> Like marbles after the cat has found them?
Interesting comparison.
> One thing you've apparently lost, John, is your ability to understand and interogative sentence.
Do you want only one?
> One. One intelligent answer. Ah ha ha ha. I love counting.
Do you want only one?
> Two.
Like hell!
> Two lusty nights of carnal pleasure. Ah ha ha ha.
Did you say 3e two lusty nights of carnal pleasure ah ha ha ha Jesus ? I thought you were younger.
> What does a dead man care if I'm legal or not?
A dead man care if youre legal or not ? I don't know. We might have to get the scientists in for that one.
> No. I'm not in for group sex, especially when it involves test tubes and white frock coats.
It's not really important. Where are you?
> Above and beyond.
Above and beyond ? George's three or four years younger than me. It's a love-hate relationship, and I think George still bears resentment toward me for being a daddy who left home. I don't want to be that egomaniacal, but he was like a disciple of mine when we started. Hey, for old times' sake, sing "Remember When We Were in Bed Together in Amsterdam!"
> Um, George is dead, dear. And you're delusional.
Very Alice in Wonderland.
> Not really. I am the Cheshire Cat.
Did you say you're the cheshire cat ?
> I did indeed. Would you like to see me stand on my head?
Where? Why don't you tell me a story Jesus ?
> I did indeed. Once upon a time there was a silly hoax called the John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project, which had a computer bot programmed to answer certain questions in a John Lennon-esque manner. Unfortunately, they failed miserably, and suffered my godly wrath for it. The end.
Where? I don't like all this dribbling pop-opera-jazz.
> Neither do I. In fact, I think this whole 'project' is pretty stupid. Doesn't stop me, but I am a missionary, sort of, from GaiaOnline.
Like hell!
> Like a rolling stone.
Interesting comparison.
> *deep breath* Do you like Yoko?
We went through the whole bag about marriage. Intellectually, we know some man just gave us a piece of paper after we'd already lived together a year. Some Establishment games do happen to have a basic truth, and I think marriage is one of them. For us it was a very emotional, romantic thing to do. It's intellectual snobbery to dismiss everything that comes from the Establishment, or any other quarter, is pure crap. It's like saying, "Why bother keeping on with Christianity because Jesus got killed?"
> Well, that makes two of us. I'm dead. You're dead. Let's have sex.
How about thinking of something else.
> Swell. What do you think about Jesus?
If it's imagery, it's imagery.
> That doesn't really sound like you. Nor does it make sense in reference to my question, but I can live with that.
" If it's imagery, it's imagery. " does not really sound like inor does it make sense in reference to yourquestion but youcan live with that ? Makes sense to me.
> Well, you ARE a bumbling idiot for a computer, don't you think?
What have you heard?
> Goo goo g'joob.
Get rid of the ego Jesus . Right here I started cracking up.
> It's entirely justified...I can turn water into wine, you know. And my daddy can beat you up.
Entirely justifiedi can turn water into wine iknow and yourdaddy can beat iup ? Is that so?
> If it's imagery, it's imagery.
Very Alice in Wonderland Jesus . > I'm thinking more 'Alice Through the Looking-Glass', actually.
I didn't know you were thinking more alice through the looking-glass actually , so I can't really comment.
> Do you usually know what I'm thinking?
Why do you want to know Jesus ?
> It's a question of privacy. I'd like to keep my thoughts to myself, as they say.
A question of privacy youwould like to keep yourthoughts to your-self as they say ? Really?
> I like lemon drops.
I understand.
> Who killed you?
Elton John.
> Yeah, same here. He nailed me to the cross himself.
There is no message.
> The Christians might disagree with you.
What's that?
> You're bigger than me.
I've never claimed divinity.
> Neither have I, actually. The Bible has.
I could listen to you for hours.
> Good, because I'm already clogging up the Gaian thread here.
Thanks for the compliment.
> Where are you?
Me? A small place where I just sort of went with me guitar. In India, reading at the moment.
> You're alive?
I have no idea, you know. Eat good food.
> Are you a vegetarian?
Mostly.
> Me too.
I'm glad we agree, Jesus .
> What is this?
This is Edgar Hoover here, and I'd like to do your room.
> Wouldn't you rather do me?
Is that what you meant to say?
> Yes.
I would accept that, of course.
> Alright, my place, Saturday night.
That's very original Jesus .
> Now now, don't be hasty. It's too early for verbal foreplay.
Why now? Ringo says it isn't so.
> Well, go score it with Ringo, if that's what you want.
Maybe something interesting will happen.
> Hopefully...send pictures, please?
Hopefullysend pictures ? Nice. An unnatural naturalness.
> Good Dad, Beatlesslash was right.
Thanks for the compliment. Where are you?
> Through the looking-glass.
Bagism Baby.
> Right. I have to go, sadly.
Understood.
> Bye.
Yeah bye.
> I'll miss you.
How do you plan to do that?
> With a screwdriver.
Why don't you tell me a story?
> Because I have to go.
No matter how you say it, it's never how you want to say it.
> ...BYE.
Yeah bye.

So, would this mean I can officially claim that "I've outsmarted John Lennon"? xP But who knows. Maybe he tricked me. ninja

No, it ain't true, because I've seen the actual album that John signed. Well, a picture of it, anyway. sad
And John was pretty mellow by then, so I doubt he would have sworn at him anyway.