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 Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:30 pm
(Just continue the story where I leave off. If we finish one I'll start a new one.)
Once, lived a cow.
She was a happy cow...though not particularly. Her name was Koww, and so she went on the Quest for a Better Name...
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:00 pm
Which was a horror filled quest, beacause she had to travel in the caves of Death and decay. She set out shrotly atfer her brother Knwon died, he was young and no one knew why he died.
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:48 pm
Until the autopsy report showed he had injested several poison dart frogs...But that's another story entirely. The point was that Koww had was on a quest. Anywho, as soon as she entered the cave...
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:08 am
So, the caves of Death and Despair, thay had, they were full of death...and despair. Plus, they had signs everywhere that had "Collaborative" written on them, but spelled incorrectly.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:14 pm
Koww thought that was weird, but continued on to the back of the caves where there was supposedly a pirate's horde of Better Names...
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:29 pm
She wandered through the...well, the decaying cave, passing bored zombies, stepping on skeletons and bones on the floor. Several of the zombies gave her passing glances, and she wondered why none of them came up to eat her. Well, the truth was that the only zombies that leave the caves are carnivores or omnivores. The zombies that remained were, in fact, vegetarians and vegans. Therefore, they could care less that a walking hunk of beef was sauntering by.
She stopped to ask one where the pirate of horde of Better Names was, and he replied blandly...
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:21 pm
"Look behind you idiot. Isn't that where things always are when you ask directions?" She looked behind her and saw that it was true. Behind her was...
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:16 am
Knwon!
"But...I thought you had died" Koww said.
"Nay, I've just come searching for a better name, since nobody can pronounce mine!" he replied.
However, behin Knwon was not an assortment of sensible names. Behind him was...
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:07 am
a large group of tax collectors! "Ha!" they said as one in a scary unified voice, "We have fooled you the ploy of better names! Now we will..."
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:46 pm
collect tax from you, as is traditional for us tax collectors!"
The tax collectors soon realized that animals don't have to pay taxes, so they decided to join Koww on her quest. This was because the tax collectors didn't even have names. They were just a collector collection.
"Where should we go next to find names?" Knwon asked?
"I know," said a collector. "We should go...
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