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Ohnoes! It's another collaboration between Pistachi and the great stckdg!

What is the project?

It's.
A.
High.
School.
PARODY.
=D
*applaud*



Overly basic and simple plot: Disney Channel + Nickoledeon + Other High School Shows That Aren't Really High School all into one delectable package! Only for twenty easy payments of $10!

Actual Summary: Luke, a new transfer student,....transfers to AHIGHSCHOOLWEHAVENTNAMEDYETANDWANTYOUTONAMESOYEAH and begins his new academic life amidst TEENAGE DRAAAAMAAAAAA, DECEPTIVE FRIEEEENDS, and CRAPPY PLOT DEVICEEEEEES TOGETTWOCHARACTERSTOGETHERLOL!
And did we mention...

DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!



So far we have these characters:









Their purpose in this epic DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA will be told later when we finally stop procrastinating and draw the comic.

BUT

We've hit a snag;
The characters above already have crappy roles written for them.

SO

Your job, dear guild members, is to provide us with EVEN MORE CRAPPY CLICHESYAAAAAAY for unused characters. You could also post other ideas for used characters, but we really want DFPOIJKCVJPOIDSfakj (For lack of better synonym) for t3h unused. u___u

However, don't go thinkin' that we'll accept somethin' like...
"HEY character x SHOULD BE stereotype y BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY FIT INTO THAT ROOOOOOLE!!!111111111111111111"

That's not the point of this. D<

The point of this comic is to butcher destroy slaughter murder delightfully portray the characters from our beloved video game series in whimsical situations that they will never experience outside of a high school atmosphere. =)

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An example: Colette is a very nice girl. =n__n= heart Normally, she likes dogs and rainbows and BUTTERFLIES AND UNICoRNS AND...you have the idea.

BUT

Colette in this story of ours is NOT a nice girl. mad She's backwards canon!RAPE Colette! She's MEAN and KICKS DOGS and DOESN'T EAT HER BROCCOLI and SLITS PEOPLE'S THROATS EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS GOING TO LET THEM LIVE EXCEPT NOT. gonk

(AKA How every single Tales of Symphonia fangirl portrays our little ditzy Chosen.)

Got the Idea? No? Too bad. ;(
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In short, we will draw a TALES OF HIGH SCHOOL COMIC!

GO US.

Oh, and feedback, plz.

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TEH COMIC:
Page One
Page Two
Page Three
Page Four

Pages Done:
One
Two

Pages Being Worked On:
Three
Four

Pages Being Procrastinated On:
Three
Four


((This first post will be under GREAT EDITING for the eternity of its existence.))

A genius Kongman.

:GONK: THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA WATCH YOU ON DA, STCKDG. :GONK:

I'm gonna come up with some craptastic original ideas, or try, now. D:

Johnny is totally going to have a guimop. A guitar and a mop, all in one. Harold MUST BE ARCHE'S ASSISTANT, MUST MUST MUST :GONK: Though it might be funnier if Barbatos was the principal. ._.

Anee-wai. I want...

-Takes a deep breath-

A Kratos obsessed with his purfectuly manicured nails, a Rutee who INSISTS ON STICKING A THERMOMETER IN THE PATIENT'S a** WHENEVER ANYONE IS BOUGHT TO THE INFIRMARY, even if the person only has a papercut, a Regal who constantly sprinkles some white dust (flour actually, or sugar) in the infirmry saying that it'll keep spirits away, Kongman insisting a school trip to the local circus every Monday, Claire who's always caught trying to put random flowers and leaves all over the school by Johnny, who stops whatever he's doing everytime he sees something that FLIES, a Veigue absolutely convinced that THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED WHEN A MONKEY BURPED, a Dist IN A WHEELCHAIR WHO PLOTS TO BE THE NEXT RULER OF THE WORLD, a Stanh who preaches in every class that HE IS PART OF AN UBER-SECRET ORGANISATION named "DUMBASS" (Direct Universal Movement Boycotting Anonymous Socratic Sheeps) that's out there to save people from sohpisticated and high-tech advanced Sheeps planning to take over the world, an Arche who cosplays every single day of the year, a Meredy who runs a pink and purple Gym decorated with bloodthirsty Dragons alongside cute pink bunnies and a Farah who challenges every one she sees to a Chess game everytime they piss her off.

-Runs out of ideas and dies- Dx and okay. Maybe I don't WANT all that, just suggestions. More to come if these weren't too baaad... DD:

As for the ideas, wethinks of using the Regal sprinkling stuff, 'cept it's going to be FAIRY DAAAAASUTOOOO!

And...you could keep on spewing ideas if you want, but what we were IMPLYING was that we wanted ideas for UNUSED CHARACTAAAHS. Just wanted to clarify that. >______________________>

Barbatos is the school bully...

Of everyone. Even the principal, =D.

I like page one, but page two made my brain melt! =D