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Boy1:what are these strange markings?
Boy2:those would be letters.
Boy1:are they part of some new alien language?
Boy2:no you idiot, your just reading them upside down.


2.Two flies are on a piece of crap one cracks a fart and the other says "hey, im eatin here"

theres an american, a european, and a chinese person.they must cross a bridge to a house with food, a pet dog,and water. the american crosses the bridge and walks into the house. he goes to pet the dog and he gets blown out the window. the european crosses the bridge, walks into the house and pets the dog, gets blown out the window.theyre climbing back up. the chinese man walks into the house and pets the dog. the other two walk back into the house. the american says "y werent you blown out the window?" the chinese says "me chinese, me think fast, me stuck cork up doggies a**"