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 Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:59 pm
Plz Pm me ur comments!
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One day, in a cozy mountain lodge, Orochimaru's mom was baking muffins. She took them out of the oven and set them on the table to cool as Orochimaru walked in. He reached for one, but his mom slapped his wrist.
"Don't touch those, Buki, those are hot," she scolded.
Minutes later, he reached for another muffin. Again, his mom slapped his wrist and scolded,
"Don't touch those, Buki,they are hot."
Thinking quickly, Orochimaru reached for a muffin with his super-long tongue. As he reached the edge of the tray, his mom karate-chopped the edge of the tray, and sent muffins flying. Orochimaru caught one, and bit into it as a job well done. However, almost immediately, tears welled up in his eyes. His mom wasn't kidding. They WERE hot.
"Ow! Ow! OWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, letting his burned tongue loll out of his mouth and flapping his arms around. "MOMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!IT HUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, Buki,"his mom soothed, hugging him. "Now, are you going to listen to me when I say that something is hot?"
"Yes, Mommy," he answered.
"And who's your favorite parent?"
"You are," Orochimaru said indefinately.
Just then, Itachi walked into the room. He took one glance at the hugging people and said, "Did I miss something here?"
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Okay, Im sorry for any grammar/punctuation mistakes. Plz rate this!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:47 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:35 pm
They could be turned into forest creatures...
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:36 pm
>.< omfg Rochi-san!!! mrgreen
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