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 Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:49 pm
Maybe I'll make a sub-forum for advertising and shops... at a later date. For now I'll settle for here. Even though it's Tales-related... I don't think it'd do well in fan-creations/characters. Anyways. ~CRACK TALES YAOI STORIES!~
After visiting the "Favorite Symphonia character" topic and freaking a few out. I came up with an idea: A SHOP FOR CRACK STORIES! Tales-related, of course. These stories would be mostly dialouge with some actual scenes. Not very long (You'll see some previews after this), but hilarious.
Originally I was going to charge 1 gold per sentence... but... that's a bit evil... because if I make it super-long... >_>.
Anyways, I decided that initial payment is just 50 gold. If I think the story is getting too long, or you want it longer, I'll bump it up to 75 and then from there depending on what happens it could go up to 1k. But no higher.
I'll reserve a post so that if you want a better detail on payment, you can ask and refer to that.
Next post has samples (These ones are short, the second one is probably about the initial length I'd do)
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:54 pm
SAMPLE STORIES! BarbatosXStahn story "God damnit," Stahn said. "Another time warp?" "...sorry bout that," Barbatos said. "Hey, how's are new-born doing?" "God I hate you... >_>," Stahn said. "WHAT?!" Barbatos yelled. Shortly after this Stahn was officially killed. Barbatos, not being a good father figure, abandoned their child of 1 year. So baby Loni found himself lost without either of his parents. ~~~~~~~ "...WHA?!" Kyle said. "I have nightmares about it too," said Loni. "O_O... Sorry I killed your dad then," Kyle said. "That's okay, he killed your dad and my mom," Loni said. "It all works out." BarbatosXEugene story "You remind me of my pet tiger," Barbatos said. "You use to have a pet tiger?" Eugene questioned. "Yeah, he'd eat people," said Barbatos. "...*blush*. I can eat people too..." Eugene said. "HOLY s**t!" Barbatos exclaimed. "WE SHOULD BE THE DYNAMIC AWESOME DUO THAT KILLS STUFF FOR FUN!! >=D" "...but that'd go against my..." Eugene looked at Barbatos' long wavy hair and found it very similar to Argate... Except he looked much more macho and dreamy. "..." Eugene couldn't say anything. "...what are you doing?" Barbatos said. Eugene began to--- "WHAT THE HELL?" Barbatos yelled, getting his axe out. "Well I can't be your pet tiger if..." Eugene began. "CHEAP ELIMINATOR!!" Barbatos yelled. He huffed and puffed greatly. "...damnit," he said. "I almost lost it back there. He was-----"
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:56 pm
rofl
I'M SO GONNA HUG YOU TO DEATH IN THE RO NOW, =D.
POST THAT EUGENEXBARBIE!!!!11!!! whee heart heart heart
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:39 pm
*Waits for people who want me to write stories for them*
Kirby: Maybe the store wasn't that great of an idea? (>^_^;~)>
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:08 pm
I'm not big on yaoi, captain-person.
But this is great XD
Hm....
maybe. biggrin
(okay, go make something random)
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:21 pm
XD You know I'll have something for you, Kenta. LEMME JUST THINK FOR 2 HRz!2 heart
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:59 pm
It's been long past 2hrs, Krii. D:
Now, about that Lloyd/Kvar you were talking about... surprised <3 Do you do rape? Then we'll talk.
...
Okay okay, I was SEMI kidding about that part. Though I'd like to see that. surprised
Veigue/GARR Woodrow Wilson
Mao/Rid
Genius/Jay-oh wait we already have that
Keel/Leon Milhaust!Tentacle/r4p3 Yuan D: heart
Regal/Johnny
...They're just SUGGESTIONS, btw, =D.
. . .
. . .
Do you do yuri too? surprised
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:31 pm
Well Exxxccccuuussssee ME, Princess. (Lawlz, Zelda reference).
Keke, Mao/Rid (XD FTW shota-con)! I've seen Mao/Genis! -throws fanart at Ly-
OKIES, I GOT IT -ignores Kvar/Lloyd cause that's just plain 'can of whoop a**' right there-
Klarth/Jade scream
Zelos/Guy
Rid/Luke
Leon/Judas
Frio/YGGDRASILL domokun
Hohoho, yes, suggestions. surprised I'd pay you...however much you want (Bullshit) for that Zelos/Guy right thar. wink
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:36 pm
I'll get to work on them then.
...maybe I'll do Yuri once I've been doing enough Yaoi ones.
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:39 pm
....that was obviously a lie.
*CUTS SELF*
*A SLICE OF CAKE*
YAY!
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:03 pm
The best worst part is that no one seemed to care either, :'D;;;
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:42 pm
Actually...
I'm still waiting. Quite sad, I know.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:45 pm
Guy: Hey, I'm a swordsman who serves a rich family!
Zelos: Hey, I'm a swordsman who IS a rich family!
Guy: ZOMG, I WANNA SERVE YOU
Zelos: ....k.
Guy: HOOORAY.
Luke: ....wuht bout me?
Guy: .....go eat a pie?
Zelos: HOMG, IT IS MY EVEIL CLONE!!!
Guy: TWO REPLICAS?! *CHIBI'D!*
Luke: ....wuht?
Zelos: COME MY NEW SLAVE, LET'S KILL HIM!!
Guy: YAAAAY!! I KILLZ PEEPS, WITH MAI SHEATH.
Zelos: k.
Luke: .....omg i died. *dead*
Zelos: THANKS FOR HELPING ME SLAY THAT COPIER!
Guy: NO PROBLEM BOSS!
Zelos: YOU CAN CALLZ ME LOVER!
Guy: ~O_O~ OH BOY. DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO SLEEP---?
Zelos: YEAH, YOU GET TO SLEEP IN THE BARN!
Guy: ....oh.
Zelos: IT'S OKAY, JUST GO GET ME SOME HAWT BABES.
Guy: K.
~SOMEWHERE ELSE~
Tear: ....where's Luke?
Van: I AM ALIVE AGAIN, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
Barbatos: CHEAP ELIMINATOR!!! BURUAAAAAAAAAA
*runs off*
Tear: .....wtf
Guy: I AM BEING A NINJA!!
Tear: ....saying that right in front of me doesn't make you a ninja. What do you want?
Guy: Yooouuuu... come.... with.... meeeee?
Tear: Men are idiots. Sure.
~BACK AT ZELOS' HOUSE~
Guy: I BROUGHTZ TEH HAWT BABE!
Tear: Wait, WHAT?!
Zelos: Ooooohhhh would you look at the melons on--- oh s**t.
~MUSIC~
Barbatos: CATCH MY HEART, VERY MELON~
Guy and Tear: VERY MELON~
~NO MUSIC~
Zelos: Not to self don't say---
Barbatos: VERY MELON!
Zelos: ---that.
Tear: Woman are not objects Guy!
Guy: I EATS PANCAKES
Zelos: Whatever, let's rape her now Guy.
Guy: ZOMG, NO WAYZ. YOU'RE A GUY?!
Zelos: ....yes?
Guy: Buuuut. You're soooo cuuute~
Zelos: Weeellll, if you put it that way. Stuff these two >BARBATOS< down your shirt and I'll think you're a cutie too~
Guy: YAY, RAPE!
Tear: .....I'm getting out of here...
BARBATOS SAYS:
THERE IS NO INTERUPPTING TRUE LOVE, YOU STAY. OR ELSE I KILL YOU. ....BUT I'LL KILL YOU ALL ANYWAYS SO IT DOESN'T MATTER
Tear: ....I have nothing to do with this.
Zelos: Oh my oh my, you do look attractive with those >BARBATOS<
Guy: YAY, LET'S----
Tear: The lights went out.
Zelos: OOOOH~~~
Guy: OOOOHHH~~~
Tear: ....and now the lights are back on.
Guy: OOOOOHHH~~~ This is an interesting painting.
Zelos: OOOOOH~~ You are right!
Tear: ....that's what they were doing?!
Zelos: Guy, you are ma BRATHA
Guy: YOU TOO! GROUP HUG!
Tear: .....****
Barbatos: GROOOOOOUUUPPP HUUUUUUUUUUGGG!!!!!!
*GROUP HUG*
Zelos: I WUV U GUY
Guy: I WUV U TOO ZELOS
Tear: ....I hate my life.
Barbatos: I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE. BURUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
....and so right after that Barbatos took out his axe and killed all three in the mansion and then promptly left out the window.
Barbatos: I am the God.... OF LOVE. .....that spawns DEATH. FUFUFUUFU HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *cack* I gotta stop yelling everything I say.
~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There you go Kurai, =D
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