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I posted this tuesday september 5th about labor-day weekend:

For the 4-day weekend I went to Garmish to camp and hike, but GUESS WHO I RAN INTO..... if you guessed Shea the cyber-robot YOU'RE RIGHT! His tent was 20 FLIPPIN' FEET FROM MY CABIN AND ALL WEEKEND HE MADE SHMOOMAFOO JOKES! But While with him, 2 really strange things happened
1) Some how my hand ended up on top of his and ever since then anything electrical has been bugged and within hours rendered useless and BROKEN.
2) He seems to WANT to confide every part of his mind,body and soul to me and honestly there are some things that I should never hear, for fear of my own brain dying and goverment tracking.....*Damn Their latest tracking equipment*
but there were LOTS of hugs and oddly enough his dad and mom both seemed like they approved..... AS IF SHEA WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVEN THINK HE WAS THAT SPECIAL.......
And Now I'm scared.....

Lulu Related:
* We've come up with our own type of 3 course meal gum (like willy wonka)
only instead of turning lulu into a blueberry she gets turned into a big tofu square!

* We've created a very yucky tasting goo called 'Position Changing Goo' which when consumed turns you into the opposite gender! So lulu ish be a man

* Jamie has confided in Star that he wanted to dye his hair bright green and we thought he'd look like a big lettuce head, and since lulu and he would have half lulu /half lettuce 300% flammeable

* Lulu being the baby making machine she is would spontaniously giving birth to half eaten veggatables because her babies are trapped inside the womb with their twin/tripplet siblings and are so bored they start eating but the food get sucked away when lulu starts giving birth

* We also made lulu head over heels in love with Mr. Gibbs from Pirates of Carribeans ;D

*Lulu has been choosen for the Furtility Dance!! pm for details wink

*Star has recently visited a gorge and told me all about it how there's this ride where its like the hampsterball ride (if you went to the fest you mught remember it)
well there's no protective ball on this ride its just you and this harness that keeps you from falling all the way down the gorge, so we plotted Lulu dimise here where the cord snapes and she plumits 1 mile down untill she hits the rocks and the river below ^^


Not Lulu Related:
*Star wants me to mention that the Brazilian butt wax has to be the weirdest wax that was ever created, they wax your butt hair and your private hairs. And the cheecks spreaders look like deer antlers coming out the arse

*If me and star left our kids in joe's care by the time we got back he would be hanging over a boiling vat of weieenies.

*My new breakfast cereal is called: HEARTATTACK-OES!
It's sugar cereal drowned in rum, lard, butter, all fat carbos, and chicken fat
One bite and the normal person will clogg their arterries and die of a heartattack
And Lulu keeps eating the Heartattack-oes and dying because their just so addictive

* Star and I made a mini story of us on the Flying Dutchman in Dead Man Chest
We fight Davey Jones in a dice game with our loaded dice and win, we then demanded his ship and he refuses because he think we are mere mortal youth girls.We are then forced to eat some of his shipmates (shipmates half fish= SUSHI)
and one of the first people we eat happens to be a shark (and if you didn't know certain shark species if you eat the dorsal fin you'd get super horny)
So then we happen to walk into Will Turner Jr. and well....use your "imagination"
then he limps away and tries to hide from us but he hears us after him
then out of nowhere Jack comes out of no where and Will pushes him down the stairs and we catch him and have our way with him and he soon returns and limps away to hide aswell, then the mystic pirate powers summon Jim Hawking (Treasure Planet) and well...he's good ;D

* We're also plotting this whole we travel back in time to the Whisky Rebelion and tamper with the times of cheap rum and indians, we're going to kick major white man a** (Custard and Shivington) and claim some hot indian men from Into the West tv series ^^

*Road Trip! ok so here's what we got it's : Star, me, Lulu, ami, joe , and jojo
We're driving in one isntance but suddenly hit a tree/whatever and the luggage from the top of the van's roof comes off and flys everywhere...but the thing is the luggage that fell off happened to be Joe's underwear so its basicly raining man panties! Then later on we trade in our van for a whicked RV and continue the roadtrip and while were driving on the road we make a sudden turn and do a whole 360 spin and joe happens to be in the shower and gets turned upside down because of the turn and we hear him yelling for help when we reach him and opening the door he tries to cover his naughty bits but he's fast enough and we take many pictures to upload into the internet!

Today star and lulu chatted with me on gaia (using star's account)
LULU WEARS JEANS FOR ONLY TODAY

lulu is made of
*10% juice
*60% fish
*30% Cyborg squishy love heart
*and 30% Motoroil
Fear her.. 3nodding for she is LULU
and she's made of many different things
[ Soon Coming to Gaia: Lulu wh00t wh00t 3nodding ]

Now some people will read this and ask who is lulu?

Well there is no easy answer so i shall explain:

*I call it, Lulu's Entire Life story as told by the Person who asked from a mail-order catolog*
Lulu (Lupis Lupis)
is a friend of mine.
Her whole name is Lupina Elanore [other name] Lourdy Bartley Schmitchinmole
she a werewolf. Yes people WEREWOLF.
and i accept her. (plus that and Tali's our Daywalker overlord-ess)
yeah well Lulu's life started way back when....she was put in a cardboard box and shipped to us from Taiwan. (who knew)
well after receving her we coundn't read her Official papers (they were in Swedish or goodness sake's) and we guessed that we were suppose to feed her with love and care.
and so the years passed and Lulu became our dog-slave.
Do not worry she is in good hands 3nodding


[Reasons why lulu is % something]
Juices; she likes the juices and is filled with them

Fish; cause she not 'normal'

Cyborg squishy love; Cause she loves him

motoroil; she ate it as a young pup

~~End to:I call it, Lulu's Entire Life story as told by the Person who asked from a mail-order catolog~~

*Cyborg; 'Shee-ay' guy at school who stalks lulu/ Star

I wrote all of this by myself and i had NO help from anyone.

If this seems to crazy for you then..to bad , cause this is between:
me/Tali/lulu/Quacker Oatmeal Guy

Ok people now you can say i either have TOO much time on my hands or i get bored REALLY easily and then do/write in my journal to make the time pass by really fast.

[Dedicatedto Lulufor herfirst timeon gaia]
This entry is for the SOLE perpose of me/ tali/ and lulu
to chat in. Any other people's comment wont be tolerated
(not counted if your a friend from school or if i deem you worthy)

If you want me to dedicate/ramble a Entry for you just Pm me and i'll hook it up (i might add IMGs later too!! xd )

{[ ok you people can stop reading...ok thats enough..I SAID STOP READING!!!! gonk crying gonk eek ]}

Yes it TRUE!

i used my science powers to calculate that 3nodding

Dude I knew there was a good reason I was freinds with you guys. 4laugh

I wonder if there is a certain point of bordom that triggers rediculous creativity? eek COMIC IDEA!!

that's what she said