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 Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:03 pm
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:58 pm
I'm gonna have to try that first one. twisted
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Hexakaidecagon Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:36 am
I've done some of these I've done......
1. (But I put tampons in men's carts), 8, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:46 pm
oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:10 pm
Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:58 pm
fire_demon389 Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:21 am
DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil fire_demon389 Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying lol xD
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:09 pm
fire_demon389 DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil fire_demon389 Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying lol xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:26 pm
fire_demon389 DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil fire_demon389 Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying lol xD lmao blaugh
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:37 pm
Broken_Goth fire_demon389 DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil fire_demon389 Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying lol xD lmao blaugh i can't lmao anymore crying this morning i was walking to school with my wheels still in my heelys and i trpped and hurt my tail-bone,thats why i stayed home crying crying
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:53 pm
DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil Broken_Goth fire_demon389 DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil fire_demon389 Broken_Goth oh one thing you should try with like 3 other friends is grab two big rugs from the furniture section and then go roll up one person in each rug then have your other two friends push the people in the rugs down the ailes and race its so fun me and friends did that and we got kicked out for 3 days it was so fun lol xD I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying lol xD lmao blaugh i can't lmao anymore crying this morning i was walking to school with my wheels still in my heelys and i trpped and hurt my tail-bone,thats why i stayed home crying crying oh thats to bad
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:39 pm
Snowflake 911 DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil Broken_Goth fire_demon389 DarkOverlordBunnyofEvil rofl I've played hid-n-seek...i ended up with a broken thumb...don't ask! gonk I've put hongs in men's shopping cart once i saw one guy up at the check out register and when it came time to scan everything he pulled out a black thong and was like: eek how the heck did these get in here? and the FEMALE clerk was all: stare MmHm... I was laughing my guts out,and when my friend came over to me (she was looking at DVD's) i was soo busy laughing i couldn't tell her crying lol xD lmao blaugh i can't lmao anymore crying this morning i was walking to school with my wheels still in my heelys and i trpped and hurt my tail-bone,thats why i stayed home crying crying oh thats to bad i know
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:54 pm
I JUST KILLED MYSELF WITH THIS ONE!!!!! SOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!!
I TOOK HAIRSPRAY, OPENED IT, AND RAN UP TO RANDOM PEOPLE GOING, "Hi there, I'm fine.....AH! STRANGER!!!!" I'd grab them by the arm and spray them in the eyes like pepper spray. LOL!
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:33 pm
Late Ichigo I JUST KILLED MYSELF WITH THIS ONE!!!!! SOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!! I TOOK HAIRSPRAY, OPENED IT, AND RAN UP TO RANDOM PEOPLE GOING, "Hi there, I'm fine.....AH! STRANGER!!!!" I'd grab them by the arm and spray them in the eyes like pepper spray. LOL! ZOMG!!! HOW MUCH TROUBLE DID YOU GET INTO?!?!
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