..::..Stage One..::..
Oxnard's Secret
(sun is shining, happy music)
Pashmina: Welcome to Moonbud Isle!
Hamtaro: The Most Beautiful Island in the Shooting Star Archplegio!
Panda: Beautiful Sceneary and...
Bijou: Succulent Seafood!
Pashmina: We have friendly residents, too!
Hamtaro: (knocks on someone's house) Oh, Cappy?
Cappy: Go away! We don't have any sporks!
Pashmina: Ooookay...? Anyway...
All: COME TO MOONBUD ISLE!! YAY!!
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Sandy: And, that's a wrap! Good job everyone!
~For people who couldn't figure it out, they were making a commercial~
(Cast start walking home)
(Close-up on Hamtaro)
SFX: SHING!
(Walks up to Sandy)
Hamtaro: Hey, uh, have you been watching your daily calorie intake lately?
Sandy: How rude!
Hamtaro: No, seriously, I'm worried...
Sandy, Well, uh, uh, I GOTTA GO!!
Pashmina: Huh...strange...
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(Nighttime, everyone asleep) (Except for Bijou)
(Close-up)
Bijou: Everyone's asleep...better go meet with him...
(Climbs down a ladder)
Hamtaro: It's our first date! To the beach!
(start walking and chatting)
Oxnard: (hiding) Hmph. He thinks he's all that, dating her, the most beautiful ham-girl in the world. Well then, I'll give him what he deserves! Not yet though...very soon! MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *cough* *cough* Yeah. Right.
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~WARNING: CHEESY PART~(Beach)
Hamtaro: Great night, isn't it? Remember the day we met?
Bijou: Yeah! At the ice cream parlor...we just bumped into each other...
~VERY CHEESY PART!!!~Hamtaro: Yeah...Look at the full moon...it's so beautiful, but you are even more!!
Bijou: I...I love you Hamtaro...
heart Hamtaro: Me, too...OH! Look at the time...I gotta go home now. Bye.
Bijou: I'll stay here...bye... (Hamtaro walks away)
Oxnard: (comes out of hiding) What's wrong? (Starts raining)
~For people who didn't know, Oxnard is a dark sorceror and made it rain for it to be more dramatic~
Bijou: Bija...
(FLASHBACK!)Biji: Hey Bijou! Bija! Let's go to the park!
Bijou: Okay! Hey Bija! You comin'?
Bija: No...I can't...(smiles weakly)
(Hours Later)
Bijou: BIJA, WHAT HAPPENED?! SPEAK TO ME! BIJA!
(Flashback is over)
Oxnard: It's okay...Bija is in a better place now...
Bijou: Th...Thank you Oxnard... (camera shows the night sky)
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(sun is shining)
Pashmina: What a great day!
Penelope: Okwee! Yeah, it is!
Pashmina: So how 'bout we go inside and watch some T.V.!
Penelope: Uh...sure? Okyu?
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Pashmina: Hey Penelope, get me a soda!!
Penelope: Okay, okwee. Here. Ya know, I'm gonna go out and play.
Pashmina: Sure, whatever. But make sure you're home by 5pm.
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(comes across a lever and pulls it, a great door opens up to a "Hall of Bijou",...by Oxnard)
Penelope: Huh?
Oxnard: Dumb kid!
(Blacks out)
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Pashmina: Hey Dexter, you seen Penelope?
Dexter: No, but please accept this bowl of seeds as a gift!!
Pashmina: Wow! Thanks!
Dexter: *mutter*
So...so beautiful...________________
Penelope: What are you doing? *GASP* Oxnard??
Oxnard: Shut your little mouth!
Penelope: Rope Escaping No Jutsu! Ha! (kicks Oxnard in the shin)
Oxnard: Stupid kid! Leputa Ri No Tsute! (Blacks out...again)
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Penelope: ??
A Disembodied Voice: Welcome to the Gates of Eternal Paradise!
(Penelope is having a lot of fun)
Penelope: (thinking) Yay, okwee! This is awesome! But...but how did I get here? *GASP* This is all poison! I'll be stuck here forever if I don't escape! Hmm...
(Close up on ice cream parlor)
That's it! The portal on the north wall! Hey, can I get a job here? Okyu?
Shopkeeper: *in monotone* Why yes, you may. Come behind the counter.
Penelope: (thinking) Now, here's my chance! (jumps into the portal)
Shopkeeper: Where are you going?????
Penelope: Hey, is that David Letterman?
Shopkeeper: Huh? (turns)
Penelope: *escapes*
~End of Stage One~
