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 Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:46 am
Alrighty everyone, the old thread has been locked up for memories. And this one has been made for a new story, especially since the last one has basically died.
One night I went to Chicago and lost my arm in a train accident that led to...
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:54 am
a catastrophy that eventually led into a mushroom bomb destroying all of technology in its wake.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:05 pm
Feeling like an Amish one armed man I desided to call up my cousin Shamus to ask where his actual Amish home town was...
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:43 am
He said that it was on a tiny island right smack dab in the middle of the ocean but also said there was only one way to get there.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:46 pm
He said I would have to skydive off the plane and then...
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:30 pm
Suba dive under the island to enter from underneath because it was completely domed over to keep out planes cause their Amish and...
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:49 am
they don't like all the hight tech things that make non-amish people lazy.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:54 pm
So they went in the water and came up on the island, no one was around...
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:45 pm
So they walked around for awhile and found themselves ambushed by people dressed like Amish people that...
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:36 pm
Werent the Amish at all, the real Amish fled because these people were Amish Impersonating Canibales...
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:38 am
Realizing that they were in danger they looked around for a way to escape and found that...
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:14 pm
The plane had left and the sea ha suddenly and mysteriously dried up
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:30 am
They looked off into the distance and wandered how far they could run in the dried up sea til they found some help. But...
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:28 pm
But they were chicken, they turned to face the Canibal Amish Imposters and saw that they were all gaping at the sight of no water...
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:24 am
Then someone remembered they had a water bottle and put it up in the amish imposter's faces, "If you kill us you will be cursed for the rest of your life and will no longer have any water."
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