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 Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:36 pm
DOOSL is short for Days of our Shinobi Lives. DOOSL is the short story saga that I began in the Things Naruto Characters Would Never Say thread. Recently, however, I have been including cameos from different anime, such as FullMetal Alchemist.
I will be re-posting every installment in this new thread.
I'm also opening this sub-forum for anyone who wants to write a series version of Things (Series) Would Never Say. That is, something with continuous installments that will be updated regularly.
So have fun, stick to the Gaia ToS, and happy posting!
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:45 pm
OKAY! Now, I have finally pulled my head out of my butt and will begin re-posting, starting with the very first Days of Our Shinobi Lives!
What if Naruto were to actually be considered as a Hokage candidate? Well, I was bored...
Random ANBU: *show up at Uchiha mansion/district/whatever the ******** it is* Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke: *pokes head out of window* What the hell do you want? I'm trying to read!
ANBU: There is a summons from the Godaime...
Sasuke: Hell. Not her again. What is it this time?
ANBU: You are the head of your clan. You are required to approve the Rokudaime candidate.
Sasuke: And who the ******** is that?
ANBU: Uzumaki Naruto.
Sasuke: WTF.... NO! I'm not going, you can't make me!
ANBU: I'm afraid you have to.
Sasuke: NO! Do you know what every single day of my life as a genin was? HIM, screaming about how he would be Hokage. And now you're telling me he's getting that chance! HELL NO.
*five minutes later*
Sasuke: *being dragged kicking and screaming by ANBU* NO! NOOOOO! Ask Sakura! Ask Kakashi! Every day! *takes on whiny tone* Hokage, Hokgae! Guess what, Sasuke! I'm gonna be HOKAGE one day! And then you'll HAVE to listen to me!
ANBU: Uhuh. I'm sure.
Sasuke: Let me go, you b*****d! I won't go! He'll be OH so smug, god I'm not dealing with this! *attempts to bite ANBU*
ANBU: I'd advise against that.
Sasuke: *continues on ranting until in hearing range of Naruto and the general public*
Naruto: Hey Sasu-chan! Guess what!
Sasuke: crying Why me?
Yes, looking back, all of these make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:45 pm
They still make me feel fuzzy. And ZOMG here comes plot.
Naruto: Ah, my first day as HOKAGE!
Sasuke: *Wearing ANBU mask* I fear for the world.
Naruto: Hey. neutral That's not nice.
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: Y'know, you remind me of someone. His name is Sasuke...
Sasuke: *snerk*
Konohamaru: *runs in* Hokage-sama! It's! It's!
Naruto: Spit it out, midget. *nods with closed eyes*
Konohamaru: Kazekage-sama! He's here to congratualate you!
Naruto and Sasuke: *in unison* GAARA? HERE!?!?
Naruto: AWESOME!!!
Sasuke: Hell no... Konohamaru. For the sake of safety, please inform Hyuuga Neji that he will be helping with the Hokage's watch.
Konohamaru: Yes sir! *runs back out*
Naruto: Hey, Sasuke. Who gave you permission to give orders?
Sasuke: Oh, so you now acknowledge the fact that I'm the guy in the mask?
Naruto: Yeah. I knew all along. But still. It's Gaara! I don't need Neji as extended guard! I have you, and Sakura!
Sasuke: Ah. But you never know what might happen. Someone might try to wipe both of you out when you're together.
Naruto: Hmmph. *pouts* i could cancel your order, y'know. Because.. I AM YOUR HOKAGE!!! But I won't, 'cause I like you. But.. what could gaara bring in?
The Newly Formed Sound 4: We're off to kill the Kages! The Kaze and Hokages! Because, because, because, because, because!!! They took Uchiha Sasuke from our lord!!!!!
To be continued... And yes, there will be Gaara.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:11 pm
I'm gonna call these... DAYS OF OUR SHINOBI LIVES.
New Sound 4: *stalking Gaara and Naruto, who are waiting for Sasuke to show up*
Sasuke; *poofs with clipboard in normal jonin outfit* Naruto, Sakura wanted me to give you... Wait. *looks around* Something's...
Sound 4: *thinking* SHIIIIIT!!!
Sasuke: Hmm... Oh well. Anyways, Sakura wanted me to give you this information concerning the new genin teams. Did you know some idiot made Lee a Jonin teacher?
Neji: *outside of door* WHA- *coughing fit*
Naruto: Huh. Funky. So Bushy Brow is a teacher. Hoo boy, it'll be Gai-sensei all over again.
Gaara: *twitches* Rock Lee? A teacher? That is one of the most ubsurd things I have ever heard.
Naruto: Eh. It could be worse. He could be an ANBU.
Neji: *thunks against door in effort to breathe upon imagining that* Ho-ka-ge-sa-ma!!! T.T
Gaara: I do believe something's wrong with your guard. The man in the mask. Hyuuga Neji, correct?
Neji: *GASP*
Naruto: How'd you know? *grins*
Gaara and Sasuke: The hair.
Naruto: It could have been Hinata...
Gaara and Sasuke: The body shape.
Naruto: Damn. Konohamaru with his hair down?
Gaara and Sasuke: the ANBU status
Naruto: DAMN YOU.
Sound 4: *thinking* What the hell?
Neji: By the way, you did know you have shadows on the ceiling?
Sasuke: Oh. Yeah, I know. I was trying to figure out how they were going to pull of the assassination attempt... and where they hail from so we can blow them the hell up.
Neji: Oh. Wasn't sure if you knew.
Sound 4: s**t!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *opens door* Can I kill them?
Naruto: Oh, sure, have fun.
Sasuke: I'm in too. Naruto?
Naruto: Nah. You can do it.
*four seconds of mindless violence and chirping noises later*
Naruto: *gets hit with body part and poofs out of existence*
Sasuke: DAMN. Kage bunshin. NARUTOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *turns to grab Gaara's shoulder, which then breaks under her hand*
*sand hits floor*
Sasuke and Sakura: DAMMIT! Suna bunshin!
Neji: *stares from doorway* Wow. I never even saw the switch. They've gotten good.
Konohamaru: Uh... I found a note from Hokage-sama. It says... "Out fishing."
Sakura, Neji, and Sasuke: *curses that sear the air and turn it blue*
To be continued... I'm sorry, New Sound 4. You didn't last long.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:21 pm
Days of Our Shinobi Lives! W00t!
Naruto: *fishing* They found us out.
Gaara: *wearing fishing hat and messing with the worms* Hm. Oh well, they can't kill me. You, on the other hand...
Naruto: I hope they don't find us.
Gaara: Heh.
*somewhere in Konoha*
Tsunade: *reclining in a beach chair at a pool* Ah... *twitch* My idiot Kage sense is tingling.
Sakura: TSUNADE-SAMA! Naruto's left the office to go FISHING with GAARA!
Tsunade: HE DID WHAT!?! Fishing, you say? Hm. Good idea.
Sakura: Tsu-na-de-sa-ma..... *grinds teeth*
Tsunade: Oh, let the kid have his fish.
Sakura: But...
Tsunade: I said, let the kid have his goddamn fish.
Sakura:... yes ma'am.
Sasuke: *poof* Did you tell her?
Sakura: She doesn't care. She said let him have his fish.
Sasuke: It's Tsunade. What did you expect?
Sakura: .... you're right. I should know her better.
*meanwhile, with Neji*
Neji: *thinking* Ugh, Naruto, you idiot, how am I supposed to be your guard if I don't freaking know where the hell you are!?!
Next time, on Days of Our Shinobi Lives, join Naruto and Sasuke as they discover Jiraiya's yaoi chronicles and Tsunade's past fetish.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:59 pm
[<3] HAHAHHA!
Now thats what you call funny!
xd rofl [<3]
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a i s h a AMBITIOUS Vice Captain
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