One night of December, a night before x-mas as a matter of fact Jo had a dream. In her dream she saw herself being the greatest fuzziest fungi in the world. That very night she packed her favorite germs in her 'rot' bag and left... to the land of the unknown. The next day Mr & Mrs Fungi came to wake Jo up, but instead they found a note on her bed about her great journey she had left for. the sobbed their fuzzy eyes out and finally decided to start a search party.
Meanwhile Jo had begun her log voyage to find her fuzz. She flew through the windy air watching the world float past below her. Suddenly a strange gust blew her to the ground. When she looked up she saw an evil bird standing over her. she quivered in fear but she realized that the bird was her friend she met 'back in the day'. "Bobby! it's me Jo!" Jo said with excitement. "Oh ya mate, I remember you!" Said the bird, but he ate Jo anyways.
Down the throat went Jo into the intestine. She tumbled so many times she couldn't keep track. Jo finally arrived to the 'Tummyville'. It looked nicer than she thought it would. Jo felt the acidic tidal liquid slowly coming in to cover 'Tummyville'. Suddenly an orange appeared from along the shore. "Howdy partner!" the orange yelled enthusiastically. "Qu'est-ce tu fais ici?" 'Oh wow' thought Jo, 'a bilingual orange.' Jo tried to hide but failed because her fuzz was starting to grow! That moment she realized 'I'm no different from the others after all... the fuzz has been me all along!' She waved frantically at the half eaten orange.
Jo climbed on to her forehead and clinged on until the ride was over. The moment the bird threw-up they were free! "Thank you! Merci!" Jo said sobbing with happiness to the souther-accented bilinguar half-eaten orange. Just then, a bag of sticks fell from the sky and landed like a tent. Inside the tent there was a table covered in rotting foods and vitamin C tablets. The souther-accented bilinguar half-eaten orange offered her had to Jo and said, "Je m'appelle Sarah."
Jo soon ran away from the food filled table/tent to find the Wizard of Oz to revenge upon the pimple he gave her. She thought she was alone on her journey... but...No! Sarah ze or-ange secretly stalked, disguised as greep peas. Jo started humming "I'm off to see the wizard - the wonderful wizard of OZ!" when... a gazoopa monkey came out and attacked her with its tango skills. "AHH! Too much Tango! Too much Tango!" screamed Jo with agony. Thankfully Sarah ze oran-ge (disguised as green peas) saved Jo yet AGAIN by giving the monkey a banana to bribe it to go away.
So, as ze greatest writer "Joanna" waited for her co-worker/writer Sarah to continue... or should I say...'attempt to try to keep up with the great Joanna's creativeness... the world scientists achieved/solved the secret of cloning!! Joanna didn't know... while she was writing her innocent-random children story, the Jo army was being formed!! Their plan was to colonize all the bathroom seats in the world!! ma haha! Suddenly with sudden urge, jo decided to say "Leggo ma eggo!" because just because...eh hem...
Due to infrequent appearence of the great orange... she too rotted... and was made into a marmalade. That was how it all happened in Jo's great journey...
THE END!... or is it?....
((Jo's writing is bold
Sarah's writing is normal))
