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This is the two word story game! Each person types only two words per post, and we all try to make a story! After a while, we will stop "production" for a little while, and then will type all of the story in the posts below then we will start all over again! It doesn't take a long time, just two little words. So come try it out!


Our first story! written exactly the way it was originally. Notice there are only 3 periods...

Once upon a time there was a monkey is standing on a man's head. looking for a canible that is not quite a chicken The monkey jumped of the man and wanted to bite a banana but the banana was old and slimy so a seagull gave him some fish The canibbal noticed that the fish was orange and green and yet he wanted to kiss a panda and so he went crazy with a apple the apple died off so the Scitzo monkey left sadly. Its Balonga was molding into bright red mold, and stinking badly, it ran away into a very big mud puddle The End.

Second Story

Once upon a time there was a monkey who loves big juicy Watermelons and Banana pie. He always ate them with his two magical purple colored chopsticks. He would jump at the Bowl of blue hippos dried poop. His hobbies included arranging his weird techno turtles that gave lime jello magical potion to his lovely pet who would start to cough up heart shaped gaia gold whenever he got excited about Valentine tuna that he burst into tears. He bought a cat named danderfluff, that ate sugar cubes that would clone sleeping muffins with hair on them that Would Eventually turn into four legged mugs that slapped all the puppies that dared to rub their noses with a chain that Ghost Rider bent into a shape of a cow with cancer. Then a person name FingerNose also called longbong started to walk really funny as he galloped(sp?) on a horse and yelled HELP ME really loud because a headless mushroom with a turtle neck yodeled a turkey out asking for some ketchup with gooey socks that smell like feet and beef broth which he found in an abandoned mansion which tasted like cheese and rotten eggs. It also said that Asians were the Smartest ninjutsu learner, but sadly Soul reapers beat the ninjas but one master did the Sexy Jutsu. and Kicked perfume balls with a powerful hit that sent all the soy sause that was keeping the peguins alive melted the ice in the toilet and so the evil chicken dance made all the wireless TV to scream Hallalajah (can’t spell it) and sing Sexy back until the the monkies bounced coconut along the Soul Reapers that screeched and died. Then the paint company whos name was “Cheerios” was called to confront the monkey whose evil when he eats toothpaste and chews pink toothbrushes and scratches wild rats and gobbles green dirt filled with paranoid dentists who try to regurgitate soggy pencils that eats yucky stuff. While the mad scientists hollered at the Frankenstein who peed in his little teapot used for drinking cold tea in the party which was really yummy suddenly! Aladdin came to take over the world but abbu the flying monkey of supa doom which was 8 days in waiting For I piece of plastic pudding what the? he asked as the beautiful jasmine who plays drums rather than the monkey butts as a small midget. for a small income but genie of the fashion television had another reincarnation in to the Monkey ninja of the Village of total morons. Suddenly, a bunny mutated into Captain Overbite with a huge thumb and a Cat Tail covered in white chocolate that could Climb Mt. Everest, But one fell down the dark creepy stairs and then he would hop off Into a dark hole with a torch light and two hot chocolate beer straws. Gaia Towns were being visited by plastic shadowy slimy creatures with insomnia. But the llama said, I taste like a yellow mushroom with some expired gravy and the llama decided to eat mashed potatoes with dumpling pot roast with ketchup. The wind clow card danced and the mirror reflected over its darkness over a tiny hole in the earth but darkness was very populated and sensitive over the world being so evil was so that they could become stereotypical idiotic aliens with greasy hands and bald heads. When the acid rain fell upon the roof and saw a demon who danced all day with many dwarfs in pink shoes was a big fat funky monkey singing loudly without being hit with a giant green eye. Later on a tornado was smashing the houses made of yellow lego and black Lego pieces.

two more words.

a time

a monkey

big juicy

Banana pie.

ate them

two magical