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 Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:04 pm
So I was flipping threw sites to find a quote from a Novel of discworld book I was looking for and found this lovely little tid bit:
When you hit your thumb with an 8 pound hammer, its nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very strong, special minded atheist to jump up and down, With their their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout "Oh random fluctuations in the space time continuum."
-Terry Pratchett - Men at Arms
good book extremely funny but it's an intresting thing to think about isn't it?
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:05 am
Best thing to do is to yell out the name of any random deity that comes to your head. If "Oh Christ" dosen't do it for ya just try "Curse you Allah", or something like that.
The Karns
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:30 am
Correction to that, muslims don't curse God, they curse the devil. That is basic knowledge.
(Translation of what they say is "I seek protection in Allah from the damned Satan", or something very close to that)
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:09 am
or theres my personal favorite:
" holy screaming banshee s**t!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:44 am
Quote: Correction to that, muslims don't curse God, they curse the devil. That is basic knowledge. (Translation of what they say is "I seek protection in Allah from the damned Satan", or something very close to that) Sorry, didn't know that. Allah was just the first name I could think of. The Karns
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:58 am
My favourite to say is
"Oh freaky flying fruggel monkeys."
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:22 am
I typically say "Oh ff... flying monkey craps!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:33 pm
I think the most memorable thing I've ever said was when I was soldering and I burned myself. Translated from swedish, what I yelled was "By all the gun-injured wolverines!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:12 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:31 am
Wow, that got some very intresting responces. xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:03 pm
Haha Weirdest thing I had said was "(50 expletives majority being the f word.) Zombie ghost raping ninjas!" My hand had gotten wedge between the bowling balls in that weird ball return machine.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:13 pm
Grey skies tainted red Haha Weirdest thing I had said was "(50 expletives majority being the f word.) Zombie ghost raping ninjas!" My hand had gotten wedge between the bowling balls in that weird ball return machine.
probably the weirdest words to randomly pop into my head as my knee was slammed into a car door. xd
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