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WINNERS!

The winners for this competition are, as judged by myself:

KirliaEmi (You're most random because who would have thought that you would post complaints on how you're not random in a randomness competition.)

Natasha (You're also very random because you used Polly, no-one has used that in years.)

DO (Your post actually made me laugh. Heh, Squid's feet.)

Tomaius (Although your post, was plain wrong, it was very interesting.)

As a result, each of our winners will win 1000 gold.

HOWEVER! YOU MUST POST IN THIS THREAD TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!!!!

Right, so me and me homie, God, were chillin' up in 'eaven, a'ight, and he was like "Watch dis" and he took out a lighta and far'ed and there was a masive bang and den dere were all dese big rocks and I was like "Sick 'ead!" and den he was like "I send you into the firey pits of hell Lucifer!" and I was like "Oh feck" and he sent me to hell and I was like "This aint so bad" and I turned n the TV and Primevil was on and there was this cow ina tree and I was like "Dat's the cow that tried ta jump over the moon." and den I was like "But God only just made the moon." and then I was like "This is too ******** up." so then I went and visited my mate Wolf who had just got a new job at the Children of the Revolution guild and he said that he'd see if he could get me a job so he introduced me to Cloud and I was like "A'ight" and he was like "A'ight" and then I ripped his face off and put it on my head so then people would think I was Cloud and I could run the guild and I've been here ever since.

Well she wasn't there yet but when she did join she was like "I throw bricks at you" and I was like "Look at the c** on the moon" an' she was like "shurup" and she threw bricks at me and then I was like "D'ya wanna be my penguin?" and DO was like "A'ight." and then we had passionate bum sex on Salted Geranium's feet.

rofl Are you in the competition, too, then?

It's the Daily S.... 3nodding

The Daily s**t, that's the newspaper, and no, I'm not in the competition.

I'd like to take this 5 seconds to say how deeply annoyed I am at my monkey, Marco. He has stolen both my money and my wooden leg and refuses to give them back...It has become apparant that he believes that my false limb is his girlfriend and has began to take "her " on various dates. One of which was ot the zoo where he laughed at the unfortunate monkeys that were locked in a cage....Sadly, their date neded in tragedy when Marco held "Polly" over the side to look at an animal she was viciously attacked by a zebra. I'll never walk properly again...the stupid monkey.