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 Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:45 am
Heh, my friend told me this and I thought it was pretty funny.
So theres a man drowning in the pacific. Luckily there are no sharks. All he has is his life, clothes, and a plank of wood to float on.
A big ship comes by after a bit, and the captain says, "Ahoy there fella! Need any help?" And the floating man says," No thanks, God will save me."
A little bit after that big ship left, an even bigger ship comes by. The captain asks," Do ye need any help there?" Again, the man says,"No thanks, god will save me."
So it's been a long time since the ships came by, and the guy drowns and dies. In heaven, the guy goes to see god. He's there, and asks god,"Why didn't you save me?"
God replies,"I sent two big ships for you, you big dummy."
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:43 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:32 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:28 pm
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:16 am
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:20 pm
I heard a slightly different version to that joke before (it had floods and helicopters!)
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:16 am
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:38 pm
blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:45 pm
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