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 Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:04 pm
Ok this man Ambrose Bierce in the 1800s made the devil's dictionary. He redefied words as he saw fit.
Ok this is a satire game you define words while poking fun at them or their meaning. Basically your redefining the dictionary and your world. This is a dorky game my sister love to death. You can take a common word, or slang anything. (YES IT HAS TO BE A REALLY WORD PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS FUNNY.)
Think Urban dictionary............. (www.urbandictionary.com)
For Example:
DANCE, v.i.
To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.
DANGER, n.
A savage beast which, when it sleeps,
Man girds at and despises,
But takes himself away by leaps
And bounds when it arises.
Ambat Delaso
LEARNING, n.
The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
etc..... Just take no offense....it is meant in fun
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:45 pm
Now for my really post....
Friend: (N) someone who stabs you in the front. A enemy you hold close and watch from close distance. gossip material.
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:43 pm
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS: (45 letters; a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary. (It is also spelled -koniosis.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:45 pm
FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION: Knowing the price of an item that is so cheap it has no price. ((Or, $0.00... or less))
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:46 pm
gaimmorter FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION: Knowing the price of an item that is so cheap it has no price. ((Or, $0.00... or less)) How can something cost less than $0? Idiot (n.) - 1. A person of below average intelligence who doesn't know their butt from a hole in the ground. 2. A person who irritates the living hell outta me and deserves to be shot repeatedly by a high powered weapon. 3. Any one who seems to enjoy being as dumb as a bag of hammers.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:33 am
Arios V gaimmorter FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION: Knowing the price of an item that is so cheap it has no price. ((Or, $0.00... or less)) How can something cost less than $0? Idiot (n.) - 1. A person of below average intelligence who doesn't know their butt from a hole in the ground. 2. A person who irritates the living hell outta me and deserves to be shot repeatedly by a high powered weapon. 3. Any one who seems to enjoy being as dumb as a bag of hammers. It is easy, the item in price went down to -0.01. Therefore, it is either VERY pricey, or it is not for sale. EDIT- Parents: the ones who repeadiatly tell you to not do drugs and you're failing in school so you get grounded and can't play any games like "Devil's Dictionary" or "Gaia Online." XDDDDDDDD
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:01 pm
Logic (n.) - A thing in which humanity as whole has yet to accept instead of believing that some omnipotent force(s) makes everything happen even when it can be scientifically explained or requires a little bit common sense to comprehend.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:05 pm
Global Warming- Caused by idiots around America, ice cream trucks, AND MCDONALDS!
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:33 am
Ice cream- Little children often refer to it as, "GIMME! GIMME!"
XDDDDD
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:26 am
(Yay people are playing it!)
Laptops n(1) mechanical/technological object That can be used anywhere so a person is always be connected to their computer. 2. Something I love heart
Mcdonalds (n) 1. a resturante that feeds the American masses in a weird attempt to kill them by making them fat 2. a excuse for the weight changeled people ex: I'm 300 pounds because mcdonalds has good big macs.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:10 pm
inthefamily (Yay people are playing it!) Laptops n(1) mechanical/technological object That can be used anywhere so a person is always be connected to their computer. 2. Something I love heart Mcdonalds (n) 1. a resturante that feeds the American masses in a weird attempt to kill them by making them fat 2. a excuse for the weight changeled people ex: I'm 300 pounds because mcdonalds has good big macs. MCDONALDS DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT!!!!!! It just helps you get fat. ^^
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:53 am
gaimmorter inthefamily (Yay people are playing it!) Laptops n(1) mechanical/technological object That can be used anywhere so a person is always be connected to their computer. 2. Something I love heart Mcdonalds (n) 1. a resturante that feeds the American masses in a weird attempt to kill them by making them fat 2. a excuse for the weight changeled people ex: I'm 300 pounds because mcdonalds has good big macs. MCDONALDS DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT!!!!!! It just helps you get fat. ^^
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:09 pm
butrskoch gaimmorter inthefamily (Yay people are playing it!) Laptops n(1) mechanical/technological object That can be used anywhere so a person is always be connected to their computer. 2. Something I love heart Mcdonalds (n) 1. a resturante that feeds the American masses in a weird attempt to kill them by making them fat 2. a excuse for the weight changeled people ex: I'm 300 pounds because mcdonalds has good big macs. MCDONALDS DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT!!!!!! It just helps you get fat. ^^ lol. Chocolate (n) food for women is based on coco beans. A very desirable object Coffee: A drink to jump start the world. Is a legal addiction.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:51 am
Coffee: addict.
Me: coffee.
addict: user.
User: me.
SO! LET ME EXPLAIN THIS!!
The COFFEE is an ADDICT, the ADDICT is the USER, the USER is me.
I am coffee.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:34 pm
Blood- Red stuff that people who are emo have a tendency to draw.
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