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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:41 am
Here is where you post the worst childrens book titles you can think of. By childrens book I mean little preschool stories written in font as big as my left foot. I'll start off.
Charles, the Puppy in the Blender
How My Chainsaw Caused the Great Depression
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:42 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:28 am
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:23 pm
THE STORK ISN'T REAL
Where Babies Come From
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:17 pm
((Pizzaguy, the slug's salt maze pic in your sig is just... despicable... °A° Whoever did that was tWiStEd.))
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:33 am
Heh, I found it awesome. In a twisted way, but awesome.
Fun With Salt
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:05 pm
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad...
The Mcdonalds food guide... if only it was real, I would buy it, and burn it... mmm, fire.......
humm, damn it... I wish I could kill someone... leagely.... fun-ness... dunno why though, just wanna kill 'something'
maybe a chipmunk... erm, how about a........... well anything I can kill with some form of sword..... hehe..... -sigh~
...the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:37 am
Death is the shared fate of all man...
"Puppy In My Pants"
...other than those who except its inevitability
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:01 pm
The Little Mass Murderer Who Could
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:43 am
"The World Revolves Around You" <- They already think that, this book wouldn't help.
"10,000 Ways To Manipulate Your Parents" <- They already know that if they're 5 or 6 years old with a teenaged sibling ((I know two of those. They're gonna get a mighty fall upon their infant asses once they reach the real world)) And you wouldn't want them to read that. All the more screaming children in the grocery store because they didn't get that candy bar, and then you look over and the parent gives in. That makes me want to stab them in the chest, then rip apart their corpse to make sure they're dead.
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:50 pm
o---|:::::::::::::>
How to blackmail your teacher - by Bob the builder XD
<::::::::::::|---o
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:50 am
50 Ways To Get Rid Of Your Parents
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:40 am
~Just a second....One Holy To Make The Infidels Burn - By Osama Bin Laden
10,000 Ways To Make Money From War - Buy George Bush ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:45 am
~Just a second....My Knife and Me - The Pillsbury Dough Boy ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:46 am
~Just a second....Suicide Is The Answer - Cult Kids Publishing ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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