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 Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:23 pm
Alrighty, since we have the What If? game and that's a pretty popular thread I figured we could have another game too. =O This one's fun for the pessimists. =D
Anyways... just in case somebody doesn't know how to play it, the first person posts a wish, and then the next person grants the wish, but it goes wrong somehow. O: Then they make a wish too, and so on.
For examle:Random Schmuck #2 Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.
I wish I was a magical talking fish.
I wish I had a jar of peanuts.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:27 pm
Granted but you get monkey AIDS from them.
I wish I could get an A in PE class.
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:34 pm
Granted, but now you're failing Math. Dx
I wish I won the lottery.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:37 pm
Granted, but its some stupid school lottery and all you get is a coupon to a store that no longer exists.
I wish I could bring back the dead.
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:39 pm
Granted, but they're zombies... and they like flesh...
I wish my clothes would put themselves away.[/lazyass]
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:46 pm
Granted, but they molded together in the drawers.
I wish I could dye my hair for free.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:47 pm
Granted, but the clothes you're wearing take you with, and you suffocate in the closet.
I wish I could talk to animals.
Edit: AWW POOH X__X
Death=granted, but it turns out a shitty color and makes your hair feel gross.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:48 pm
Death - Granted, but it turns an icky yellow color.
Don- Granted, but all they do is b***h and complain.
I wish I had wish-granting powers in real life.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:54 pm
Granted, but then you're a genie and you have to live in a lamp.
I wish tiolet paper came in colors.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:21 pm
Granted, but it also gives you terrible butt infections.
I wish my cat would stop whoring on me.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:22 pm
Granted, now it just shits on you.
I wish it was always Saturday.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:30 pm
Granted, but then everyone gets confused so you end up having to go to school every day of your life.
I wish I was rich.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:39 pm
Granted, but your money gets stolen by a Bum <.<
I wish I had ninja skills.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:44 pm
Granted, but you get attacked by a pirate.
I wish I had some cheesecake~!
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:46 pm
Granted, but a rabid clone comes and eats it =o
I wish I wasn't so uber shy <.<
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