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Magnificent Dustmop Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:30 am
One day, a mysterious letter was sent out to all avalible shinobi, inviting them to a worn down dojo in the center of the countries. The sender was someone calling themselves "Cupid", and the scroll the message was written on seemed to draw the reader to that place.
((lol. weirdness. Props to Blaine.))
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:00 am
"Um...hello?" Yuri shouted, her voice echoing through the empty room.
"Why hello there..." a voice replied, sounding creepy and artificial. A switch was hit, and the entire building was lit up, revealing what looked like a nightclub. The masked figure had on an eeerie mask, and pressed another switch. "People get in, no one gets out."
"Oh God...I bet next you're gonna handcuff my leg to the tables, give me a hacksaw, and tell me I've been poisoned and that I have to saw my foot off to get the antidote." she arched a brow suspiciously.
"No, that's in bad taste. That movie was pretty cheesy too. What this really is, is a singles' bar."
"A singles' bar?"
"Yes. The peoples of this country are not united, and I sense no love here. My arrows only work if the people are willing."
"You're a freak." Yuri grumbled, not wanting to be here.
(("Heheheh...and now we play the waiting game."))
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Magnificent Dustmop Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:24 am
Kaano walked into the dojo, hoping to find a giant party or something. He closed the door behind him, which was then followed up by an automatic lock. He jiggled the handle a little bit, just to check to see if it was a trap, and sure enough, it was. Oh great...the only time I ever leave all of my equipment and Akusano at home, I actually need them... He sighed and walked over to a seat, sitting down and slamming his head on the table, trying to figure out how he could be so stupid.
Slaphe started watching everyone walk into the nightclub. He had been the first one to enter, which, because he could see better in the dark, was the reason why the lights weren't on until the next person arrived. He was just simply sitting on a stool, frantically playing beautiful music on his guitar like that stupid ******** cupid forced him to do, looking around as everyone else started to arrive. Every once in a while the bartender would walk by and he'd slip some money out of his back pocket, attempting to gain up some cash for when he had to buy some lady a drink.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:32 am
Mizuki groaned when she realized the door was trapped, and sat down next to Slaphe, laughing. "We never finished our battle." she growled, glaring towards the ceiling at the masked figure hiding in the rafters, "That stupid scroll had a though implanting jutsu in it, so no one could ignore it."
"Hey Kaano." Yuri said, sitting next to him. "I guess he got you too. Damn jerk!" she shouted, throwing one of her steel toed boots at the figure, knocking him to the floor unconscious. "One last thing." she took the figures hand and unzipped his pants, pulling an Adam Sandler by making the guy look like he was touching himself inappropriately.
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Magnificent Dustmop Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:45 am
Zeke walks into the worn dojo with his arms crossed and his hair down over his eyes",'sup guys...,"he says quietly and smiles through his hair
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:08 pm
Yuri tried to act nonchalant around Zeke, so she just held her breath, "How've you guys been?"
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Magnificent Dustmop Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:14 pm
"I've been fine,"he says quietly and puts his hands in his pockets
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:56 pm
riecheik slowly walks in tehn when her relizes he is lock in and cant leave he start trying to melt the door. being unable to do so he looks around and see a stranger laying on the floor looking like he just got passed out ata frat party. finding kaano he heads towards him and smiles, his metal tipped teeth shining in the light, "nice place huh?"
Why props to me....what did i do?)
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:51 pm
Kaano felt someone sit next to him and slowly raised up his head, looking over to his left to see who it was that was with him. Suddenly, a body fell from the ceiling and hit the floor hard. He looked to Yuri and smiled. Geez...don't you think you did enough to him just by knocking him out with a steel-toed boot? He ran his hand through his hair, pulling the sides behind his ears and completely showing his marks. Do you know anything about what's going on here? It doesn't seem too bad so far if you ask me...just a little aggravating, seeing as we can't get out.
Slaphe looked to Mizuki and started chuckling a little bit. "Yeah...I guess you're right...but it's all good...I mean, after all...I am starting to acquire a good amount of money." The bartender went to go by again and he rammed his guitar into the man's side, he then spun around and slammed the strings right into the man's face, cutting into it a little bit and knocking him out. He pilfered through the money that he still had left and took a couple of other items off of him. He looked back at Mizuki and smiled. "Sorry you had to see that...I just sort of had this strong impulse to knock someone out."
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:02 pm
Zeke then calmly leans up against a wall and sighs",This place is beginning to get boring already,"he says quietly
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Magnificent Dustmop Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:42 pm
The masked man regained consciousness a few minutes later and jumped up at the sound of the word "boring".
"Boring, you say? Well, how about I make it a little more interesting..." he snickered.
"Not at all." Mizuki said calmly, entertained by the sight of violence. "I want to try as well." as a waitress went by holding a tray full of drinks she stuck her foot out, tripping the poor girl. While the girl was down she quickly reached into her apron and pulled out a large wad of tips.
"But-but-but...he was getting annoying, just sitting there smirking at us..." Yuri frowned, trying to look sad, "I'm not entirely sure. Something about romance...I dunno."
(t'was your idea dumbshit.)
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:43 pm
"How do you plan to do that??,"he asks the wierd guy and arches an eyebrow in question
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:41 pm
Kaano smacked his hand to his forehead. I was only joking, you know...even if I am an anti-social wise man doesn't mean I don't know how to joke around, you know. He laughed under his breath, making it barely audible for almost everyone in the room. Hmmm...romance? Well...we know it's not rape...because there are too many people for him to easily rape and get away with it...so I wonder what it could be...
Slaphe watched as Mizuki easily took down a waitress. "Well..it probably could have had a little more violence, but it was still good...at least you got the money." He started laughing, realizing now that maybe he wasn't the only person in the world that seemed to enjoy stealing. "You know...at this rate, we could probably take out everyone in the club before those doors unlock."
((wow Blaine...I can't believe you even had to question why you get props for this...I agree with Steph on the last part))
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:50 pm
Gyou walked into the little shack, closing the door behind him and hearing it lock immediately afterward. He already hadn't had the greatest of a day, so this just caused his anger to rise even more. "Okay! Who the ******** did this to me!?" He looked around the room and saw just a bunch of familiar faces, all except for the one with wings coming out of his back. He started stomping toward him, his anger rising with every step. "It was you that did this, wasn't it? I am going to KILL you for this! Prepare to die!" He grabbed the man by the wings and slammed his foot into the man's back, causing him to slam to the floor and break his spinal cord. He then ripped the wings off and threw them to the ground. "And now for the finale..." He took out a kunai and shoved it straight into the man's hole, the edges gripping instantly. He put his boot on it and shoved hard, forcing the kunai to completely dissappear into the man's crack. "And that's how they do it in a hardcore women's prison mmhmm..."
((and i give props for this to God of War and some show that used to be on Adult Swim that I can't remember the name of anymore...yay women's prison!))
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Magnificent Dustmop Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:10 pm
((sweet jesus holy mother of-DONKEY SHOW!))
As the man seemed to be dead, and there were cheers from the crowd, another identical figure jumped down from the rafters. "Fool, you think I would leave myself unguarded in a locked room full of trained killing machines? You must be a few candies short of the box, shveetheart." he said maniacally, and appeared behind Gyou, hitting a pressure point that caused the young man to collapse. "So, Shiroya-san, do you still want some of this?"
"Wow...how...unentertaining..." Mizuki yawned, bored. "You know...at this rate, he'll be dead before the doors unlock, the way he's parading himself along like a f**." she said, glaring at the Cupid-wannabe.
(disclaimer: Yuri-chan the shiznit has nothing against homosexuals. Now...Jonah, he can jump off a cliff for all I care.))
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