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Ghoulish Reminders Captain
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 Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:11 am
Regarding your punk/skinhead/whatever apperance. I'm sure you guys've got some good ones.
I've overheard people say that my jacket must've cost me $900. Psssht.
At a flea market: "Ya'll rock n' rollers?! Ya'll in a rock n' roll band?! Ya'll should be!"
"Are you guys rock stars?" Yes. Yes we are.
"What kinda belt is that?!" A bullet belt. "Them real bullets?!" Yes. "Woah, they're not live, are they?!" ...yes I walk around with live ammo on my waist. That's a brilliant idea.
"Can I touch your hair?!" I was sitting in my car in front of my apartment one time when someone asked me that, so I leaned my head out of the window so they could touch my mohawk. xd
"What do your parents think about that?" My parents are dead. ;D
"I like your belt! Can you wear that to school?" I'm 21. I don't go to school.
I'm sure there's a lot more. But post yours, and the stories behind them.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:31 pm
I get this one non-stop:
"Whoa, you put your hair up!"
and I'm all "No I didn't..." and they just stare at me and I just stare back and it gets really awkward...
"Does it hurt wearing that jacket?"
Yes...it hurts excruciatingly bad...but, ya know, it's cold outside and I don't want to be cold...
"What do you use in your hair?"
hair spray
"Just hair spray?"
Yes.
"Really?"
Yes...
"Hair spray can do that?"
No..
"What?"
...and that's the part where I kill them...
And then this one girl couldn't get over how tight my pants were...even though they weren't really tight at all. They're like my looses pair, but she just couldn't fathom my constricted ankles!
"You just poked my eye out with your hair."
I went to talk with my councelor once but she wouldn't let me talk. She just kept interrupting me and telling me to turn to the side so she could see my mohawk better. She was seriously contemplating for like 10-15 minutes whether to take a picture or not. It was nearly the most annoying thing ever...
"Hello dinosaur."
"I like your sleeves."
so I'm all... ????!?!???!?!?!1111
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Ghoulish Reminders Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:55 pm
Aideki I went to talk with my councelor once but she wouldn't let me talk. She just kept interrupting me and telling me to turn to the side so she could see my mohawk better. She was seriously contemplating for like 10-15 minutes whether to take a picture or not. It was nearly the most annoying thing ever... This made me lol. xd
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:42 pm
"Hello dinosaur." made me laff. xd
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:19 pm
Little Girl: "Wow, look at that girl's clothes!"
Jill: "WOW, look at YOUR clothes!"
Random teacher: *pulls Jill aside* "Have you gotten in trouble for that belt?"
Jill: "No. It's not live. And there are no tips. And they hold my pants up."
Random teacher: "...What have your other teachers said?"
Jill: "'Uh...hey. I like your belt.' "
Random skank: "Look at that lesbian biker chick!"
Jill: "I parked my Harley in the back. Wanna go make out?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:26 pm
I am neither Punk nor a Skinhead, nor a whatever else, but I have got the following:
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(at the time, I am wearing dress pants, skateboarding shoes and a long sleeve black shirt.)
Cousin (who I just met that day): So we got the alternative rock image here?
Me: No.
My Brother: No, that's the Ska image.
Me: *Brain fart, stare at brother*
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about my failed attempt of an Emo haircut, which I currently plan to keep for 5 years:
My mom: Cut your hair, you look like a cocker spaniel.
Brother: You look like llyod Christmas.
Some guy: excuse me miss, I like your hair, let me fix it for you.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:28 pm
@Pyro: ]: Did you say emo?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:29 am
I get the whole "Are you in a rock band" crap all the time.
Then there's the
"I love your hair, it's so pointy"
Me: "Thanks..."
"Can I touch it"
Me: "No"
"......"
Then they walk off.
Then there's the preps who walk up to me like
"Your jacket is so old school, dude."
Me: ...... o_o
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:32 pm
MonosodiumGlutamate @Pyro: ]: Did you say emo? Yes, but after the guy cut off trhee feet of my hair, he said my hair won't spike if it's naturally curly, so now I just have a failed attempt at a haircut and my bangs are all screwed up but other than that, I think i'll stick with it for a while, even though it gets very puffy somtimes (and when I say puffy, I mean it looks like a straight-haired afro thingy).
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:29 pm
"Did you know your hairs pink? Is it natural?"
"Biker dyke."
"Omg, can I touch your hair?" yeeeah. "OMG it's soooo fried! You're so cool!"
the girl that said that stole my boyfriend from me. : )
Huh, there use to be a lot more,
but I really cannot think of anything...
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:42 pm
"So you're antifa huh?"
"You know hardcore punk is dead, right?"
"Are you bleeding out of your fingernails?!"
"There's a thumbtack in your head!"
"How can you be half black and half irish?!"
"I'm gonna ******** the s**t out of you" - I will explain this one if anyone requires an explination.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:29 am
I may be missing something, but now i'm curious, why was there a thumb tack in your head?
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:05 pm
PyroBiker I may be missing something, but now i'm curious, why was there a thumb tack in your head? Well at a show one of my friends thought it would be funny to punch me with tape wrapped around his knuckle with a couple thumbtacks in it. I felt the sting of the punch but not the thumb tack sticking out from my head, so for about a good 30 minutes I was struttin' about with a thumbtack in the back of my head haha. So some random scene chick was like "Holy ******** there's a thumbtack in your head dude!" and I was like what the ******** are you talking about sow? Low and behold when I rub the back of my head, there it is.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:02 am
aww. ouch. Ha ha, reminds me if when my fat a** could sit on anything and not even notice. It once left my brother looking for his hate for half an hour when I didn't know I was sitting on it.
[/my useless story] razz
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:31 pm
old guy: "punk went out in the 70's"
me: "so did you"
i get f*****t and punk f*****t a lot.
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