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So basically it's a Batman parody. Me (The Dingbat Man) and Natasha (The Bitchfinch) are the two super heroes out fighting crime and getting laid. We will start the RP but anyone can post when they feel the time is right. You know, when a villain needs to be faught or a victim wants to show "gratitude".

It was a dark sand stormy night in the city of Goth Ham (100% pure goth!). Crimes were being commited, lives were being lost and no one could stop it. . . Well, maybe one person. And that person is. . . The Bitchfinch! And maybe the Dingbat Man. We'll see. . . Anyhoo, even though there wer far more srious crimes goin' down, the Dingatbat Man decided to rescue a hot, blonde chick, who's handbag was being stolen. "Why?" you ask. To get laid of course. "Stop you!" yelled the Dingbat Man as he ran down the alley to the blonde's aid. The mugger turned and looked but no one as there. Eventually he noticed the Dingbat Man lying on the floor unconsious.

((*Almost dies from hysterics*))

((For once in my life I have no idea about what I should put.))

The Bitchfinch walks slowly down the alley towards the mugger. Stepping over the Dingbat Man's body she looks into the mugger's eyes, hypnotising him.
((Yes, her eyes are hypnotic, deal with it.))
Within seconds the mugger has returned the woman's handbag and fallen asleep, sucking his thumb like a baby.

The Bitchfinch sticks her tongue out at The Dingbat Man.
"You'll have to do better than that if you want to impress those women."
She grins, "You're lucky that I haven't hypnotised you."

Wolf looks at his script.

"NONE OF THIS IS ON THE SCRIPT!!!! SCREW THE MOVIE! YOU'RE THE WORST ACTORS I'VE EVER WORKED WITH!"

Wolf stormed out of the studio and turned off the light.

(I have a feeling I know where this is going to lead)

"Ok. . . I'll get the scooter." Ding said. The Dingbat Man left the alley and soon arrived back at in on the Dinngat ScooterTM. "Let's go" he said.