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 Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:57 am
What are some of those classic poems written on the stalls of highschools?
As I sit and write this poem,
My butt is heaving' and a blowing',
Stinking up this bathroom stall,
I'm trying not to spray the wall,
I can't control it, I wanna die,
It must have been, that pumpkin pie.
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle,
Please be neat
And clean the seat!
Some people come here to sit and think,
Others come to take a drink,
Many come and read a bit,
Me I come to take a sh*t
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So... throw me down,
and tie me up and show me that you like me.
I see you taking that s**t!
Now put it back.
here I sit all broken hearted
tried to s**t but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and s**t my pants
This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.
"some come here to sit and think
some come here to s**t and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls"
And my all time favorite:
If you love your man
Have some class
Don't write his name
Where you wipe your a**.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:31 pm
this is for the toilets that can barely afford to be flushed...
in this place of sand and sun,
we do not flush for number one.
or...
if its yellow, let it mellow,
if its brown, flush it down!
gonk xp gonk
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:12 pm
SLAM POTTETRY
The lectures long, my bladders full
I raise my hand, to vacate to
yonder porcelean bowl
The teacher rejects
I squirm and squeel
So I raise my voice to interject
I say to him hey, I've got to go
Or this classroom will feel my pee
And the teacher rejects no mo'
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:41 pm
*giggles*
Nice ones guys! Keep them "flowing"!
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:58 pm
if i can remember them xp ill try making them up... but it might be hard!
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:39 pm
  Potty Haiku
Dirty Porceline
Big brown logs clog up the hole
Stink up the bathroom
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:01 pm
*stands up clapping, tears roll down her eyes.* beautiful, just beautiful!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:16 pm
when your sitting on the john and the toilet papers gone...be a man.....use your hand
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:41 pm
oh god those again!!! whee heres one:
if you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and clean the seat!!!
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