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 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:39 am
HELLO!! Welcome to Know Your Anime Stars!!! (Remember that show? Huh? Huh? Huh? DO YA!!!)
First chaptah is... JP from digimon!!! WOO WOO!!! Go random anime charactahs!!
red=all powahful author
blue=fatass koji fan aka jp
Ch. 1: Know J.P. from Digimon Frontier
J.P. was eating a meat apple. And then he fell into... A HOLE!! ooh, never saw that one comin'!!
Anyway, he landed on a stack 'o bricks and heard a deep booming voice.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... J.P. from Digimon, I don't know his last name.
JP: Well, that's interesting. Do you have friends?
*Evil eye* Don't push your luck, BUB. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... JP from digimon, he's a fatass.
JP: THATS EXACTLY WHAT ZOE SAID TO ME LAST WEEK!!!
O.O O.o o.O
Anyway, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... JP from digimon, if he touches me, I'll knock his block off.
JP: I'd like to see you try.
JACKIE!!! HE'S HARASSING ME!!!!
Jackie Chan flies into the torture roo- I mean, the INTERVIEW room and makes the HYAH noise from Legend of Zelda. He then procedes to poke JP in the eyes until he cries uncle three times in a row, and flies away on a vine like Tarzan.
Yay! Go Jackie!! Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... JP, he visits Michael Jackson every other weekend.
JP: How'd you know- I mean, no I don't!!
Yes you do. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... JP from digimon, he reminds me of Choji from Naruto.
JP: Who the flip is that?
I HAVEH A GAMMEH RAYEH BAZOOKEH AND I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE BUTTOCKS!!!
JP: O.O
Aherm... Anyway, must behave. Wouldn't want to go back to the pillow room. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... JP from digimon, he wants to be on a calendar like Koji.
JP: KOJI'S ON A FREAKING CALENDAR?!!!
WELL DUH!! YOU'RE the Koji fanboy here... At least, I think you're a boy... Let's not even go there.
JP: You have issues if you question my manhood.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?!!
JP: I would think so.
I WOULD THINK NOT!!!!!
JP: You have issues.
So does Gaara from Naruto, but he's insane, now, isn't he?
JP: And you're not? You need to see a psychiatrist.
I was until he died mysteriously. And you need to stop seeing Michael Jackson.
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JP: Hello?
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JP: Hello?
...
JP: Working at the car wash... whoaoaoaoaoaoaoah, car wash yeah. Come'n nooow, sing it with me, car wash. WHOOOO!! Workin' at the-
*throws a brick at JP's head* Coulda sworn he began boring me hours ago. Now you know JP FROM DIGIMON who has no last name in my universe, is a fatass, had his block knocked off by Jackie, visits Michael Jackson every weekend, reminds me of Choji from NARUTO, will get shot in the buttocks with a gamma ray bazooka if he doesn't stop harassing me, is a fan of koji, is not smarter than a 5th grader, and who sings working at the car wash when no one's around. eek
THE END OF CHAPTEH 1!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:40 am
red= evil author who tortures kakashi
green=... kakashi!!!! heart heart heart
Ch.2: Know Kakashi from NARUTO
Kakashi was licking an ice cream cone. Wait, how's he doin' that?! Is his mask... like... just DRAWN on there or somethin'?!!
Anyway, he knocked on a door and went in... only to fall into an infinite abyss. He got caught on a fishing hook on a line and was pulled into the torture roo- I mean, the INTERVIEW room.
Kakashi: What is this odd place?
Know your stars know your stars know your stars... Kakashi Hatake, he has a funny name. Heh, Hatake, heh.
Kakashi: YOUR MOM.
Yes, my mom has a funneh name too. BUT!! We are talking about YOU here. You wouldn't want me to call in da fangirls would you?
Kakashi: *cowers in fear* god nooo.....
Good. Anyway! Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Kakashi Hatake, he's... KING TUT IN DISGUISE!!!
Kakashi: No I'm not.
DON'T QUESTION THE AUTHOR!! I have... AUTHORISTIC powahs!!!
Kakashi: sweatdrop
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Kakashi Hatake, he's the one who murdered the Uchiha Clan.
Kakashi: No I didn't.
YES YOU DID!! IT'S ALL CUZ O' YOU THAT MIKOTO DIED!!! SHE WAS A KEWL MOM!!!! SHE MADE SASUKE LOOK LIKE HER!!! OR SOMETHING!!! WAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!
Kakashi: Uh... Are you ok?
*Talks on walkie talkie* This is Fey. Victim needs more torture. Send in the fangirls.
Kakashi: I can hear every word you're sayin'.
No you can't.
Kakashi: Yes I caaaan-
Fangirls march in and take Kakashi away shouting "WE ARE THE KFC!!!"
Kakashi: Kentucky Fried chicken??
"NO! Kakashi fan club!! SO KAWAII!!!"
I KNOW YOU'RE ALMOST INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS, BUT I HAVE TO SAY THIS!! *TAKES A DEEP BREATH* KNOW YOUR STARS, KNOW YOUR STARS, KNOW YOUR STARS... KAKASHI HATAKE, HE'S IN LUV heart WITH HANNAH MONTANA!!!!
Fangirls: *Drop Kakashi* YOU TEAMING UP IN MATREMONY WIF DAT HO?!! OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!!! *Stomps Kakashi* *Stomps Kakashi* *Stomps Kakashi*
It's Kakashi stomping day!!! *Sips an orange soda*........ Anyway! Now you know Kakashi who has a funneh name *snickers*, is afraid of fangirls, is King Tut in disguise, questions the author, murdered the uchiha clan, needs more torture, can hear every word I'm sayin' on my talkie walkie or whatever, just got carried away by the KFC, is dating Hannah Montana, and has just had a holiday named after him.
END OF CHAPTEH 2!! By the way in case you didn't realize it, "Kakashi Stomping Day" is a spoof to Adam Sandler's weasel stomping day song. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:24 pm
red=MEH!!!!
orange=whoever i damn well please!!
Ch.3: Know Ash from Pokemon
Ash was sitting at a fire with May, Brock, and Max. All the sudden, this PELIPPER came out of nowhere and eated him. And May, Brock and Max all just shrug and continue eating steamed corphish.
Ash: WHOA!! I'm inside a ******** pelipper!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Ash Ketchum, he has a retarded last name. I mean, who the hell has a last name that refers to ketchup?? THAT'S LIKE TOMATO PASTE!! AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT GOES ON THERE!!
Ash: WHOA! Where's that voice coming from.
You say whoa a lot. Anyway, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Ash Ketchum, you know those Z's on his cheeks?
Ash: Yeah.
Well, he draws those on every night just so Pikachu doesn't get any attention. I MOURN FOR THAT ELECTRIC PIMP'S SOUL!!
Ash: ... Did you just call Pikachu a pimp?
Yes I did. But anyway! Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Ash Ketchum, he uses Pikachu's Pokeball as a condom.
Ash: NO I DON'T!!
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER!!!
Ash: O.o o.O O.O
Ahrem... The big dudes came and talked to me last night. I have to behave and not go back to the pillow room. So.. white... and soft... ARGH!!
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Ash: Hello?
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Ash: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??
Would you shut the freak up, you're too weird.
Ash: You're callin' meh weird, woman?!!
They should call you a** instead of ASH.
Ash: *Girly Gasp* Take that back, you scoundrel!!
NYAH!!!
Ash: That's it!!
SICK 'EM, ELECTRIC PIMP!!!
Pikachu flies in on balloons, then shocks him with a powerful jolt from his awesome pimpin' hat. Then he flies away.
*Sparkle eyes* My hero!!
Ash: *twitches*
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars... Ash Ketchum from Pokemon, he should die in a SAW movie.
Ash: WHAT?!! I'm NOT goin' within two steps 'o dat psycho!!
He's only killed seventy-seven people, what's there to be scared of? The way he rips peoples' ribcages out of them? The way he makes them cut off their foot? *Sigh* The SAW movies suck. Anyways, I wish Dr. Phil would be on there. JUST for the heck of it!!
Ash: o.O O.o O.O
A hole in the ground opens up and Ash goes flying off into space.
Ahermm... Anyways, now you know Ash Ketchum from Pokemon who has a retarded last name, got eaten by a Pelipper once, let his friends kill his corphish for food, draws Z's on his cheeks to steal attention away from the Electric Pimp, uses Pikachu's pokeball as a condom, is not smarter than a 5th grader (same as JP), is a freak, should be called a** instead of ASH, makes up lamer comebacks than me, got attacked by the electric pimp, should die in a SAW movie, stares a lot, and who just flew off into space. TA TA!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:42 pm
O.o woa... someone was having a lot of fun bashing various anime characters...
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:41 am
You remind me of myself... crazy... I wonder what kakashi would do in Ash's shoes........ I always wonder if the people making the animes are all high cause they draw the pictures upside down but then I remember that I'm the one who's high and I'm sitting on my head. LOLz nice going pray continue that last one will be tough to beat so stay tuned for another tale of INTEREST!!!!!
(I'M MAD IN CASE YOU HAVEN"T ALREADY NOTICED!!!!)
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