
Hello and welcome to the Gnome Patrol Unit! This is the place where we HUNT THE GNOMES THAT HAVE INFESTED THIS GUILD!
*Pulls out giant ray gun*
*Zapps a gnome*
So feel free to use any means necessary to kill gnomes! Those who are exceptionally good at gnome hunting will recieve a membership card! With the amount of gnomes you have roasted, zapped, drowned, strangled, or any other means you can think of to get these suckers!! There may even be PRIZES for the most CREATIVE hunting techniques!! Well, HAPPY GNOME HUNTING!!
UPDATE: Here's what the membership cards look like!

And the new ranks are!:
Bumpkin: Kills 25 Gnomes
Pea Pod Smasher: Kills 50 Gnomes
Cabbage Patch Cruncher: Kills 75 Gnomes
Apple Pie Belly Acher: Kills 100 Gnomes
New ranks will be added as we need them! But for now, a limit of 100 should be enough! Oh, by the way, I know some of you use wide-scale methods of killing your gnomes, so this is how it's gonna work:
1 kill = 1 post
So you need a minimum of 25 posts to recieve your membership card! Happy Hunting!
Our Gnome Patrol Members:



