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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:47 am
(From first thread. This was too established a thread to pass up...and this guild needs more crack.)
(And if recognize this thread from somewhere well since I was so bored I copied the Idea from UCHIHA BABIES [SasuSaku Implied] You can get some of the most funniest and weirdest crack there)
In all seriousness, though, the question is, "how many"? Exactly how many children do you suspect Shikamaru would like to have?
Personally, I think 'None!' straight off the bat. Yet Shikamaru and Ino must have children to pretty much torture the Nara man. But that's because I like to see Shikamaru and Ino involved in these type of situations...
Addition discussion topics:
How Shikamaru will deal with pregnant! Ino.
What you think Shikamaru would name his first son/daughter.
What you think Ino would name her first son/daughter.
How fatherly Shikamaru would be.
Whether or not his daughters will have him wrapped around their little pinkies.
What will their first words be?
The irony of the new Nara being all female. [Maybe Not but still]
What will happen next when the children grow up?
What will Shikamaru and Ino do to deal with all these different types brats?
[Example: The children maybe Gay, Cheerleaders, Goths, Evil, Preppy, haters. What?]
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:32 pm
[Okay, Okay I'll start with Pregnant Ino twisted ]
Tsunade: Shikamaru Congratulations your Wife is Pregnant.
Shikamaru: s**t this is Troublesome o.o *turns to see Ino* I mean Yes a Brat... Uh-child.
Ino: Is it a Boy? Or a Girl? I'm gonna have a baby YAY!
Shikamaru: Oh no... Ino your only 3 months pregnant, so lets go home and tell our parents.
Ino: Shika-kun I want grape flavored Ice Cream... *whines and starts heading home*
Shikamaru: Sorry Ino but I don't have any m----
Ino: I want Ice CREAM! evil
Shikamaru: NUUUUU!! But its in the middle of the night, no stores are opened. *Shikamarus parents opens the door*
Shika's dad: Whats going on... *looks at Ino and Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: I got Ino Pregnant....
Shika's mum: For how long?
Shikamaru: 3 months....
Ino: GET ME MY ICE CREAM!!!!
Shikamaru: T.T Save Me...
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:54 pm
YinyangGal [Okay, Okay I'll start with Pregnant Ino twisted ]
Tsunade: Shikamaru Congratulations your Wife is Pregnant.
Shikamaru: s**t this is Troublesome o.o *turns to see Ino* I mean Yes a Brat... Uh-child.
Ino: Is it a Boy? Or a Girl? I'm gonna have a baby YAY!
Shikamaru: Oh no... Ino your only 3 months pregnant, so lets go home and tell our parents.
Ino: Shika-kun I want grape flavored Ice Cream... *whines and starts heading home*
Shikamaru: Sorry Ino but I don't have any m----
Ino: I want Ice CREAM! evil
Shikamaru: NUUUUU!! But its in the middle of the night, no stores are opened. *Shikamarus parents opens the door*
Shika's dad: Whats going on... *looks at Ino and Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: I got Ino Pregnant....
Shika's mum: For how long?
Shikamaru: 3 months....
Ino: GET ME MY ICE CREAM!!!!
Shikamaru: T.T Save Me... hahah! Ino's Dad: what did you do to my daughter? shikamaru: dude! chill! we are married! Ino: Hello! don't you hear my needs? Oooooh! now i want chocolate coverd pickles! Ino's dad and Shikamaru: *falls over*
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:28 pm
Flashback: *Shikamaru lays on his bed asleep. Suddenly Ino handcuff him. He wakes up...To be continued...*
Shikamaru: I did nothing...She did it on purpose. *runs to get the request*
Ino: HURRY UP!!!
Shikamaru: *Hands it to her*
Ino: I want Mint now. ^^ eek
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:36 pm
Shikamaru: Man, this is such a pain! *runs and gets the ice cream*
Ino: What took you so long!?
Shikamaru: Ughh.. sorry. Here *hands Ino the ice cream*
Ino: Now I feel like chocolate covered cherries and a pepsi and..
Shikamaru: Sneaks away while Inoas talking*
Shikamarus mom: *grabs him* Ah ah ah. Your the one who got Ino pregnant so you HAVE to deal with her! GOT IT!?
Shikamaru: *shivers* Yes, mom. *gets Ino the chocolate covered cherries and a pepsi*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:32 pm
Shikamaru: *whines* I didn't do it...She forced me... And I'm not going into detail...
Shikamaru's mum: Right...
Ino: twisted
Shikamaru: WHY ME!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:26 pm
Ino: I wonder if i'm having a boy or girl?
Shika's dad: Boy. It's the Nara way! Only boys!
Ino's dad: Maybe a girl. After all... I had a girl.
Shika and Ino's mom: Maybe both! xd
Shikamaru: No! That's WAY too troublesome. eek
Ino: Twins! Oh how fun! heart
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:33 pm
Narrator: 6 Months later the news,
Shikamaru: emo Please not be Twins... Please not be Twins... Please not be Twins...
*Tsunade walks out*
Tsunade: Congratulation Shikamaru, You have Quadruplets! Two Girls, Two Boys... biggrin
Shikamaru: burning_eyes NUUUUUUUUU!!! This is Troublesome! *cough* sweatdrop I mean Hooray!
Ino: Honey, come see your Children... 4laugh
Shikamaru: cry Yes, Honey....
(Girl1): WAHHHHH!
(Boy1): 4laugh *Bites Shikamaru's Finger*
(Boy2): *Pulls Shikamaru's Hair*
(Girl2): *Grabs Shikamaru's Ear*
Shikamaru: Help ME! crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:05 pm
Narrator: 6 Months after Birth,
Ino: Say Mama, Say Mama 4laugh
Shikamaru: What are you doing?
Ino: *Was about to switch her mind to her daughter's* Nothing...
Girl1: Tr-Trr-tr-b-b-b-b-b-le-le- S-um
Ino: WHAT!?
Girl 1: TroubleSome 4laugh
Ino: *glares at Shikamaru*
Shikamru: What did I do! *Runs*
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:52 am
How Shikamaru will deal with pregnant! Ino.
Well he'll be her slave thats for sure ^^
What you think Shikamaru would name his first son/daughter.
"Get Off of Me you Troublesome Brat!"
What you think Ino would name her first son/daughter.
No Clue
How fatherly Shikamaru would be.
Well lets see about that twisted
Whether or not his daughters will have him wrapped around their little pinkies.
PRETTY MUCH
What will their first words be?
Troublesome ^^
The irony of the new Nara being all female. [Maybe Not but still]
......
What will happen next when the children grow up?
A wholelot!
What will Shikamaru and Ino do to deal with all these different types brats?
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:23 pm
Ino: Shikamaru Nara! Get back here! They are half yours!
Shika: Troublesome...
(Girl 1): Troble...some...
(Boy 1): Trob...some...
(Girl 2): Mendoski...
(Boy 2): ...mama...
(Girls1-2 and Boy 1) Evil glare at boy 2.
Shika: That's the Nara way... suck up to the women. xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:03 am
Boy 2: Mama! 4laugh
Ino: 4laugh Yay!
Shikamaru: No Papa... *walks away*
Boy 2: Papa! 4laugh
Shikamaru: emo Damn it...
Boy 2: Damn IT! 4laugh
Shikamaru: eek WTF *runs*
Boy 2: WTF 4laugh
Ino: ShikaMARU!!!! evil *chases after Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: Eep! burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:41 pm
I put out in commissions for what I think their daughter would look like 3nodding Name: Shikanami Nara
Age: 12
Eye color: brown
Hair color: blonde
Piercings: 3 silver hoops in right ear cartilage -- same as the rest of her team -- and a nose ring 'cause we know she'd be a defiant brat!
Ino: " scream Shikanami, WTF did you do to your beautiful face?!"
Shikamaru: "You didn't do that for a boy, did you ? neutral "
and their son's name would be Inochiri I think. I gave her thick, bushy/afro hair 'cause Shika's hair looks thick -- ever wonder how it stands up like that? 'Cause it's thick, that's how heart
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