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"BREAK IT DOWN!"

"Degeneration X" plays as Triple H and Shawn Michaels make their way to the ring, Triple H has the mic. Shawn is running around Triple H as he stands still for a few seconds. They roll into the ring. They then do the crotch chops.

"Well then....for the thousands in attendance...for the millions watching at home....LLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!," he says.

((Shawn can add the "If you ain't down with that" part after the speech))

"You know, I wasn't really going to put it all on the line for those titles. But after what Cena did as well as other elements, I think I want to follow after them with a passion. Let me explain, Cena pretty much challenged us. Also, Cartwright and Jaden? Please get a grip! Those two aren't good enough to beat The Game and The Heartbreak Kid. Also, now we have Randy Orton in this! Holy crap! He finally split with Edge? I thought those two lovers would never split! Even after that beating we gave them at WWE's PPV New Year's Revolution!," he says and hands to mic to Shawn for him to add his own comments or add a special something to their ring appearance.

While Shawn speaks, Triple H grabs a mic from the commentary table.

"Alright, enough abusing of Orton and Edge, they get enough of it from this!," he says as one of the pics they showed on raw of him practically nude.

"Alright, so all of those back there who oppose us.....you can just suck it!," he says as he does a crotch chop facing the ramp.

CHAIN GANG IS THE CLICK!!!!!!!!!


~Chain Gang is the Click by John Cena comes over the PA and John Cena and Batista come out from the back wearing Chain Gang Soldier T-Shirts. They stroll down the ramp and Cena slides into the ring while Batista walks up the stairs and into the ring. Cena then takes a mic from the stage hand~


"The following message is brought to you by the Chain Gang which would like to remind you that being "down with that" is getting kinda old. I like to refer to myself and Batista as "Untouchable" which is what the tagteam titles are going to be once the Chain Gang is wearing the gold. Because lets face it Batista beat Triple H three straight times in singles competiton. a feat that no other superstar has ever performed. and HBK...... well lets just say he's been beaten far to many times to count byyours truly. But we have ourselves a little situation here with these tag titles that cartright and Jaden have never defended. They want to keep them and DX and the Chain Gang want them. So what I suggest is that at the next ppv we have ourselves a triple threat ladder match for the tag team titles."

~Crowd roars in approval~

for a match like that i would be more then willing to put my GPWL title shot to the side for a while. besides think of the hype for a match like that Mr. Kalcos. DX vs. The Chaingang vs. the tag team champions in a triple threat ladder match. tickets for that ppv would sell like hotcakes. but even better then that even. why wait till the next ppv. why not have the match right here next week on thunder.

~Crowd explodes in approval and Batista takes the mic~

Besides it's like we said before it's all about the tag titles with us. Cena could kick Cartrights a** and take that title we all know that but the fact of the matter is him and Edge(?) dont deserve those tag titles and honestly

~looks at DX~

neither do they. A number one contendors match just leads to a one on one match which everyone has seen a thousand times. and the champs need an edge. so put them in a ladder match where u know Edge can do well and they might have a chance even if it is a small one of retaining those tag team titles.

~crowd laughs~

but if you cant see that

~toss the mic to Cena~

Then You cant see me!!!!!!

((i know the tag titles have changed hands for at least one person since i left but the match would still kick a**))