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This is Part one: Lulu begins her journey with Jake...

(This story begins in the kanto region in the middle of viridian forest where pie, lulu, brock, ash, and gary are all traveling to get to viridian city)

L: Are we there yet?
A: you just asked us that 5 mins. ago
G: yeah, so SHUT UP ALREADY!
L: NO! If it irratates you I'm NOT going to stop it AND continusly sing "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL" till you explode into a million cheesey poofs
G: If you do that... -fist rasied-
L: phft! You can't beat me in unarmed hand-to-hand combat, I train with the best!
G: fine then we'll settle this with a battle! -shows her the poke'ball-
L: not fair, I don't have a poke'mon....
B: What?! I thought I took you to get one for our anniversary....
L: no... we went to seawolrd and ate shrimp instead...
B: oh yeah...
P: So lulu has no poke'mon?
L: nope, not yet.... I was hoping to find one in this forset... but they all seem to be hiding...-sighs-
B: -takes her hand and gets up close to her- don't be discouraged my love, I'm a poke' expert, and I will help you.
P: -laughs as his turtle revals itself-
HAHAHAHA! BROCK'S TURTLE IS SHOWING!
B: -embarressed says he's going off to find a nest and quickly dissappers-
-ash/gary have no clue what this means and are confused-
L: that wasn't very nice....
P: but it was HILARIOUS...
G: whatever, it'll be dark soon and I don't want to pitch tent in the dark...
A: yeah, we'll stop here for today...
G: I'll go get some firewood
A: I'll make a pit...
P: I'm gonna stay here.... with ash.... not doing anything consipcuous.....
L: SURE...
-gets ready to leave-
P: WAIT!
L: what?
P: take the canteens and a basket with you in case you find some berries or a stream....
L: ok... I'll see -picks them up and goes of into the woods a way-
P: AND DON'T GET LOST!
-20 mins. later-
L: I've seen this tree before.... Great... I'm definantly lost now.... .....
*rustle rustle*
Hmmm? what's that?
-is grabbed at the ankle and held upsidedown 5 ft in the air-
AHHH!!!! I'M SORRY! DON'T EAT ME! -covers face-
-giggles are heard-
??????? -looks out to see she is being held up by a mama veansaur and is surrounded by baby bulbasaur-
(Mv: Mama Venasaur/ B1: baby bulbasuar one and so on...)
Mv: Eat you? we're vegatarians....
B1: ewwww, what is it mama?
B2: it's hidoues!
L:HEY!
B3: OH LOOK MAMA! IT CAN TALK!
L: of course I can talk!
B4: it's got some fur!
B5: do you think it eats bugs?
L: no
B6: let's feed one to it!
L: NOO!
-too late-
L: EWWW! I DON'T EAT BUGS!
B1: so what are you?
L: besides disgusted and dizzy?
I'm a human girl, They call me lulu.......
B2: I KNEW IT!
B3: It's a trainer mama!
Mv: A trainer? -eyebaling lulu suspciously-
L: not quite, you see I don't have any poke'mon yet..
B4: HA! IT'S A LOSER MAMA!
Mv: Great! -drops lulu-
L: AHH! -hits the ground- ow...
- b1 to 6 are laughing-
Mv: KIDS! WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER!?
L: brother? -sensing impending doom-
B1: yeah
B2: he's like stitch
B3: from that movie...
L: oh no...
B4: he likes to bite
L: great
B5: and slash
L: nice...
B6: and beat us up
L: oh now I'm gonna get it
- mama venasaur appears holding something snarling in her vines-
L: not good...
Mv: lulu, I'd like you to meet J
L: -exepects something small and horrible and instead sees another baby bulbasaur attempting the bite it's way, away from it's mom-
...... OH..... so this is your brother....
-all nod-
L: he doesn't look so bad... he....
-SLASH-
OW!
Mv: awww... he likes you....
-all awwww-
L: HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY LIKING!?
Mv: well, normally he tries to bite people's fingers off...
L: -hides her fingers-
Mv: but he seems to like you so much
J: -snarling and making mean gestures at lulu-
Mv: I want you to take him
-both lulu and "j" stop-
L: WHAT?!
Mv: he's to mean to be in a normal enviornment, you could train him and he'll win you lots of battles!
L: so... you want me.... to take stitch... and be his owner?
Mv: yes..
J: PERFECT! -drops away from his mom and tackles lulu-
L: ow....
J: FINALLY! I get to be AWAY from this one-ponyta town!
L: well...
-remembers brock saying that the dominant baby may kill the others for glory and venasaur only being able to support 6 babies anyway-
L: ok..
J: YAY! IN YOUR FACE PIPSQUEAKS!
L: -picks him up-
you still ARE a pisqueak...
J: -glares at her- Do I need to get a pair of sciccors?
L: you need a name
J: but they call me J
Mv: only because I couldn't decide a name for you.. but I knew it should start with a J...
L: Jake...
J: What?
L: that's your new name
J: why Jake?
L: it means" bad to the bone"
J: I LOVE IT! -huggles lulu-
Mv: then it's settled!
L: yeah just one more thing -pulling out a poke'ball with a special label on it-
*-remembering what Brock said as he handed it to her a long time ago-
B: This is for you my sweet ^^
L: -takes it- A poke'ball!
B: ^^ not just any kind of poke'ball
L: oh?
B: it's a connection ball
L: meaning?
B: -giggles softly- that means if you feel connected to a poke'mon before you capture it, then this ball will make sure you two stay together
L: that's so sweet
B: well, I was trying to "capture" you with it..... xd
-and so on like that-*
J: What?
L: -throws it and it catches him-
Now, it's offical!
Mv: take good care of him now...
L: I will -picking up the poke'ball and her basket and heading off-
B6: OTHER WAY STUPID!
L:- turns around and finds camp a few mins later-
P: LULU! -jumps on her- I WAS SO WORRIED!
B: ah -also hugs her- I'm so glad you're safe my sweet angel of -gets hit by gary-
G: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN!
A: -looks in thier direction- he's been practicing that speech since he came back...
L: ah...
P: hey... lulu looks different...
A: yeah....
G: did she get uglyer!?
L: NO I DID NOT!
P: OMG! SHE'S GOT A POKE'BALL!
B: not just that, she's got a POKE'MON!
P: YAY YOU DID IT LULU! YOU STOLE BROCK'S ONIX!
L: NO I didn't! I got...
P: SHOW ME SHOW ME!
L: -releses Jake-
P: A cute bulbasaur! AWWW! -hugs it-...
J: lulu... she's touching me...
L: she's welcoming you to the family..... I love him so much!
B: wow, it's really healthy...
G: and ugly
J: -punches Gary 10 feet-
B: and strong too..
J: I hate that stupidhead in the purple....
L: now I REALLY love him!

-le end of story-

(long I know, but I hope you like it...)
coming next time
PART 2: Mommy?

This is part 2 of my pok'emon series, so here goes...

Part 2: Mommy?

-this story stars off on a really pretty day in the forest, as the "pack" (which is now how I'm gonna refer to us: lulu, pie, brock, ash, gary, and everbody's pokemon...) approches the edge of a nice middle-sized town-

L: Are we there yet?
G: no, we're not, we haven't been the last 15 TIMES YOU ASKED US AND IN TEN SECONDS WHEN YOU ASK ME AGAIN, ARE WE GONNA BE THERE!?
L: no...
G: RIGHT...
L: so how much further?
G: GERHHHH! -moves AWAY from her-
A: -who is giving pie a piggy back ride-
Why don't you talk about something else? I'll take your mind off of the time...
P: OH! OH! Let's talk about hunting hippos while flying an whalewatching airplane in the month of may calling your friend named June?
Everybody else: ???????
L: something on your mind pie?
P: I'm hungry...
B: -looking at the map- well, accorind to the map... we should be there in abput ten minutes, and there's a ramen restraunt on this side of town!
P: YAY!
G: -angirly- so you knew this for how long?
B: 'bout 20 minutes now...
G: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THAT TO LULU WHEN SHE KEPT ASKING ME!?
B: you seemed to be enjoying her company....
G: WHAT?! I HATE LULU! I CAN'T EVEN STAND TO LOOK AT HER UGLINESS!
L: TAKE THIS GARY!
G: WHA-BAM!
-Jake tackles him over bites his ankle and runs back to lulu giggling-
L/J: xd rofl
G: YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH!?
L: YOU SUCK GARY!
G: I'LL GET YOU!
B: NO! NOT MY LULU!
-out of the fight-
A: not again....
P: they'll stop as soon as lulu punches gary in the nose and brock takes her off to the side...
-exactly that begins to happen-
A: ???
-meanwhile jake is dancing around trying to sing the poke'theme song-
J: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH~
-chirpchirp-
J: -stops- hmm???
what was that?
-a baby torchic jumps outta the bushes-
T: MAMA!
-glomps jake-
J: WAHH!!!
WTC?!
T: MAMA! I Found you!
J: -trying to push it off-
look kid, I look nothing like you or your mom!
T: I know you're my mommy, I just know you'll take care of me!
J: HUMAN SLAVE!
-no reply as lulu has just punched gary in the nose-
HUMAN SLAVE ACKNOWLEDGE MY CALLING!
....... -brock stops the fight as pie laughs at gary-
LULU YOU STUPIDPANTS! I REQUIRE YOUR ASSITANCE!
-brock calms lulu down as pie makes kissy faces and ash starts laughing-
LULU YOU IGNORAMOUS, YOU'LL PAY FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME!
L: WHAT? What do you want?
J: -runs over- GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!
L: what? I don't see anything..
J: Are you blind!? It's right.. huh?
-torchic is gone-
GRHH!!!
L: Do you need a time out?
J: NO I DO NOT NEED A TIME OUT, I AM TELLING YOU IT WAS RIGHT HERE!
B: maybe the heat's getting to him,
J: THERE IS NO HEAT! WHAT ARE YOU-
L: -picks him up- comeon jake, it's just a little more ways till we eat.. you'll feel better then...
J: I AM, LISTEN TO ME HUMAN, I... forget it...
-gives up-
-later on the pack comes out into the town, and stops at the ramen restraunt for lunch- -them all sitting at the table ordering off the menu-
P: FOOD!
L: YAY! Let's get one of everything
P: OK!
B: mmmm... these foods would be best for the poke'mon...
A: I WANT THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!
G: I want a protein shake, and a light salad
L: WUSSAY!
G: WHAT!?
L: only people who are incabale of staying healty with real food eat diet crap...
G: Why you little...
A: OMG THEY HAVE MAKE IT YOURSELF SUNDANES!
-pie and lulu glomp ash and steal his dessert menu-
B: you guys...
-meanwhile under the table jake is chatting with ash's pikachu-
J: so there I was, singing the theme song
Pi: -gigglesnort- you were SINGING?
J: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! when outta the blue jumps this THING...
Pi: what kinda thing? Was it food?
J: NO, it was a poke'mon I've never seen before...
Pi: dude, what YOU don't know could fill a novel...
J: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! Ok, this is serious... that thing kept calling me it's mom then vanished into the woods....
Pi: I see... was it that torchic that is snuggling up againt you right now?
J: WHAT? -looks to see the torchis up against his side-
T: mommy...
J: YES! IT'S THE GHOST BABY! AHHH!!!!
-runs out from under the table-
LULU!
-looks up to see a very confused ash, brock and Gary but the girls are gone-
B: can I help you jake?
J: LULU! WHERE'S LULU!?
B: -unable to speak poke'mon tries to understand him-
Ummmm, sure I'll give you a bite of my lunch
J: -slaps his head in frustration-
stupid humans.... now wonder us poke'mon have to train them....
B: no? then... Do you have to pee?
J:
B:
A: maybe he wants some attention?
B: do you need a hug jake?
J: if you so much as lift one finger to hug me I'll...
-too late-
J:-bites him-
B: OW!
-let's him go-
I don't think that was it...
G: I think he's try to tell you how stupid you two are from not understanding him..
J: -making motions to try to communicate-
G: HE'S LOOKING FOR LULU STUPID...
B: OH! Is that what you want?
J: yes! finally!
B: OH! She went to the bathroom with pie... they'll be back soon..
L: WE'RE BACK!
P: FOR THE ATTACK!
L: oh hi jake! Did you have a good time with brock?
J: NO... your mate is an idiot of infinate proportions...
P: -dies of giggles-
L: ANYWHO..... what is it you need?
J: just look under here! -pulls lulu down-
L: what ? I don't.. PIKACHU STOP EATING MY LIPSTICK!
Pi: HA! I WIN! -darts to ash-
L: grrrrr! good boy jake...
J: but that no..
WHERE'S THE TORCHIC PIKACHU?!
Pi: It got scared and left...
J: grrr...
L: aww, you look so cute jake
Waiter: here's your orders
-places the large amount of food on the table-
L: THANKS! here you go jake -puts plate of poke'food on ground-
be nice..
J: fine... -starts eating- I will get you torchic...
-later on at the hotel in lulu and pie's room-
J: I'M TELLING YOU IT'S REAL!
L: no jake, the boogie man is NOT real....
J: it is so...
L: uh-huh and I'm the princess of toilet plungers...
P: -puts one on lulu's head-
HAIL THE QUEEN!
J: FINE... I'm still gonna lock the closet...
L: fine.. -lays down and puts the sheet over her-
J: -jumps up next to her-
and lay next to you...
L: ok, but if you fart like you did last time, I'll kick your butt..
P: BUTT WHOPPIN'!
Good night -lays down-
L: night -turns the light off and falls asleep-
-during the night-
*rustlrustle*
J: -wakes up- Boogie man?
-grrrrrrr-
DON'T EAT ME! -jumps on lulu-
SAVE ME FROM THE BOOGERMAN!
T: MAMA! I FOUND YOU!
-tackle-
J: AH!
L: WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON HERE!?
-lights come on and lulu + pie wake up-
P: What's up? I was just dreaming I killed hao... I was so happy....
L: what are you doing jake.... I told you no soda before bed... and
-sees the torchic huggling jake-
J: save me!!!!
L: awww! it's a cute torchic!
-picks it up and hugs it-
T: Grandmama!
L: ahhhh, it thinks your it's mom jake....
J: it's creepin me out,
L: well, it probably belongs to someone, who has a bulbasaur, then..
P: we'll bring it to the poke'center tomorrow and return it to it's owner if we can find 'em...
L: yeah, till then it can stay with us
J: NOOOOO!!!
T: MAMA!
-loves-
L: awww.. night!
-the next day after turing it over to the poke'center's lost and found, the pack begins on it's way out of town-
J: well I'm glad that's over...
P: but that torchic was so cute and so sad you left it..
L: maybe we shoulda took it with, but I'm sure her owner will miss her
P: her?
L: Yeah,
B:I checked
P: perv...
B: HOW IS THAT-
T: MAMA!
J: WHAT THE- -pounce-
I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!
-girl from the pokecenter runs up to them-
Pg: I'M SO SORRY!
it turns out this pokemon has no trainer,
and when it heard we found that out it ran right to you....
L: that's ok... but how'd you know it has no trainer?
B: each poke'mon with a trainer is microchipped upon first contact with it's pokeball
L: and then this torchic..
P: IT NEEDS A HOME!
L: awwww, alright I'll keep it!
J: WHAT?!
T: YAY! Mimi gets to stay with mama!
J: ugh... why lulu?
L: mimi? is that your name?
T: YES! MIMI LOVES HER NAME!
L: poke'ball go!
-captures mimi-
YAY! I GOT A torchic!
-lets mimi back out-
M: mama!
J: ugh.. and I got a big problem...
Pg: I'm glad you were willing to take care of her, I gotta go anyway, tchuss!
-runs off-
L: now for the final test...
G: the idioit test?
M: YOU NO TALK TO GRANMAMA THAT WAY!
-sets him ablaze-
L: yup she's perfect...
-le end of part 2-

An idear...
ok, as usual, I have no time to type up a fully awsome story, BUT I do have an idea that I want to share with you pie....

Ehem! here goes!

THE QUEST TO NORTHWIND TOWER!

Yes I have decided that we need a reson to be traveling around poke'world other then the obvious, so here's what I came up with...

(this story takes place one morning after pie just woke up and is coming out of her tent to meet up with everyone else who are making breakfast-
G: Good morning pie
P: I will kill you if you are even a half of a half as annoyingly femine with what you say next you sack of dog crap-egg sucker..........
G:
B: what's eating pie?
L: she's not a morning person....
A: AT ALL.....
P: some jerkwad kept unzipping my tent door last night and running off...
G: -whislting-
L: anywho, would you like some bacon....?
P: -is dumping the bacon in the pan in her mouth-
L:
P: sorry lulu, -hands her one piece and guzzles the rest-
L: oh well, -eats it-
The guys:
P: you snoze you lose,
-a spearow drops a note on gary's head knocking him over-
G: AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
P: -stops, bends over and picks it up-
what's this?
L: let's open it!
-they open it and it's a hologram-
-a small man is seen talking-
Greeting worthy trainers!
you and your team have been selected to compete in the quest to northwind tower!
It's an exciting.....
L: great that means dangerous....
Sm: and challanging adventure across the 9 countries of power, the goal is to be the first team there. The prize is a month long luxury vaction!
A:
Sm: on a private cruiseship
B:
Sm: With severvants
G:
Sm: and all the food you can eat!
L/P: WEWANTITWEWANTITWEWANTIT!
Sm: should you and your team choose to accept the quest, you, your team, and all you poke'mon/gear need to meet all the other participants at the prince's mansion on duke island
-little map pops up-
we are only accepting 20 teams so first come first serve!
A: sounds like a plan!
Sm: however we will not accept....
L: COUGHmanhoreslikegaryCOUGH
G:
Sm: jounier traniners, school girls and boys,
P: sorry brock, you're gonna have to sit in the back...
B:
Sm: so make sure you have 5 team membersI shall annouce the names of your team we have now, in order of how well known they are:
Pie the Bararic
P: TOTALLY BARARIC!
-screaming at the little man-
Sm: Lulu the inane
L: SCORE!
-lulu and pie high five-
Sm: brock the gym leader of pewter
B: yep
Sm: ash the irreputable
A: meaning?
L: you NEVER give up...
A: ???
L: in a bad way..
Sm: and Gary the useless and possible b*****d son of an ugly midget
G: HEY!
-lulu and pie die of laughter-

Shall they take the quest? Your vote makes thier fate!

yes they are
they are heart heart 4 evears!!!