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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:06 pm
Rikudoll and I have made Threads about these KH Bloopers, but they seem to have gotten lost somewhere in the Gaming Discussion Forums... sweatdrop So I decided to start another Thread in this Guild! Isn't this the perfect place? Hold on-- I'm thinking of a KH Blooper...
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:14 pm
Here's a one of my favorite Bloopers from the lost Threads:
*Riku and Ansem are fighting-- Ansem is trying to take over Riku's body*
Ansem: You can't beat me! I'll take over your body before you get a chance to touch me!
Riku: Fine-- go ahead.
*Ansem takes over Riku's body*
Riku: Ha! I have AIDS!
Ansem: Oh $***!
Riku: *sighs* That's what you get for being evil! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:53 am
How about this:
After you beat Ansem/Riku in KH1:
Sora: What's happening to me?
Falling....
Falling....
Into darkness.....
*cracks head on pavement*
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:00 pm
haha o my gosh its so mean but really really funny
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:52 pm
Riku: Here Sora, It's a paupu fruit, you said you wanted to try one right? with Kairi?
Sora: no...with you! *blushing*
Riku: Gah! ummm...ahhh.....run away time yes?
Sora: I RUV YOU! *stuffs half a paupu down Riku's throat*
Riku: *cough cough* oh Goddammit!
Sora: YAY! Now we're together forever!
Riku: Whoopdeedoo!
Sora: *glomp, snuggle*
Riku: ugh.....
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:42 am
Riku meets Ansem
Ansem: Come here kid, I have what you thirst for....
Riku: Water...?
Ansem: No you idiot! Darkness.....
Riku: RIGHT.....who the heck are you?
Ansem: People have been known to call me Ansem, but you may call me Sexyman.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:32 pm
Riku and Sora talking on Destiny Islands:
Riku: "Sora, would you just put it away? No, I do NOT want to see it. And stop calling it your 'keyblade'."
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:22 pm
In the secret place at Destiny Islands (Kairi, Sora and Riku are looking at their drawings):
Kairi: "Sora, when did the drawing of you and me giving each other the Paopu fruit turn into you and Riku?"
Sora: *eyes widen at the sight of the drawing* "More importantly who drew the nude bodies attatched to those heads?"
*both stare at Riku*
Kairi:"Riku why do you have white powder around your lips?"
Riku:"I... ate a donut!"
*Sora gets a sinking feeling in his stomach and looks down his pants. He is relieved after making sure*
Kairi: "I don't think donuts cause your teeth to crack..."
*Riku smiles and chunks of white stone fall from his mouth (along with some teeth)*
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:45 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:48 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:41 am
Riku meeting ansem for the first time
Ansem: I............need........DARKNESS!!!!!!
Riku: Dude your like flippin out what is wrong with you?!
Ansem: Need............Darkness.... *picks up a shadow heartless, lights it and puts his mouth to the shadows leg and begins to inhale*
Riku: Dude your high on darkness man. eek
Ansem: Oh.... now thats the stuff...... domokun
O im sorrry Riku....come have some.....DARKNESS!!!!!! *tosses riku a heartless and says I MAKE DARKNESS FUN!!!!!!
Riku lights the heartless and inhales and coughs.
Ansem: Its always hard the first time.....
Riku and Ansem: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DARKNESS......
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:06 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:45 pm
The very end of the game.
Ansem: Darkness is the hearts true essence...... *starts rubbing body* Oh the darkness.........ooooo........darkness!
Sora: eek
Goofy: eek
Donald: wink
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:21 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
fluckin hilarious dj
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