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30 ways to drive Byakuya INSANE!!
1.Knock Rukia out, tie her to a stake, set the stake up in the Kuchiki manor grounds and dance around her chanting “Sol lucet omnibus (The sun shines for everyone)”.

2.Steal his sword from under his nose and wave it in has face screaming “Uti, non abuti (To use, not abuse.)”

3.Throw balls of wool at him at completely indiscriminate times.

4.Flash step behind him, yell ‘Mooooo’ as loud as you can the flash away before he turns around.

5.Repeat this 10 times each day.

6.Announce “Sic ad nauseam (And so on to the point of causing nausea)” and hand him a glass of salty water.

7.Whenever he tries to perform his initial release, start playing ‘The Battle Hyme of the Republic’ on a trombone, regardless of weather you can play a trombone or not.

8.Put a stuffed duck on your head whenever he walks into the room.

9.Spike his drink with Laxatives.

10.Stuff the pastry used on Yachiru into his mouth and walk off with a
smug expression.

11.Follow him around town with a pair of underpants on a stick and blowing on a trumpet.

12.Steal his headpiece and leave a lot of butterfly clips behind for him to use instead.

13.Start ranting random Latin phrases whenever you pass him in the street (for example: Ave Byakuya morituri te salutant! Hail, Byakuya! Those who are about to die salute you!).

14.Make a really lifelike model of Rukia’s head, cover it with fake blood, and dump it on his desk saying “Byakuya-sama, your master Ukitake is standing outside with an axe in his hand and wanted me to show you this before I let him in.”

15.Dump a bag of rotten tomatoes on his head.

16.Constantly play his theme tune (Je Chante Pour Passer le Temps" by Giovanni Mirabassi) on a Kazuu.

17.Sing the Jaws theme while his Bankai is activating.

18.Dig up the Kuchiki manor front garden and claim you are mining for precious metals.

19.In his presence, tell everyone just how badly Ichigo kicked his a** during their battle, then turn round and announce Gloria victis, Ira furor brevis est (Glory to the defeated, Anger is a brief madness).

20.Set him up for a date with Matsumoto declaring “Audaces fortuna juvat (Fortune favors the bold).”

21.Recite scenes from Shakespeare as loud as you can in the middle of the night

22.Inform Mayuri Kurotsuchi than Byakuya is willing to donate his body to science.

23.Pinch all his ink brushes and pens, place them all on one side of the room, on the other put a single piece of paper, laugh at the paper.

24.Place sharp tacks on the doormat of his house.

25.While he is shaving and his just about to cut himself, scream as loud as you can.

26.Spend the rest of the day touching the bandage.

27.Stand in the corner of his office with wide eyes and you tongue lolling out and refuse food.

28.Invent several alternate personalities including a double glazing salesman, a mad scientist, an astronomer, and a beefeater guard, switch to a different one each time you meet him.

29.Stare at him through a telescope even if he is right in front of you.

30.When he sends you a message on to stop annoying him, send a reply saying “If you are another double glazing salesman you are going in the pit with the others.”


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22. Inform Kurotsuchi Mayuri that Byakuya is willing to donate his body to science.