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 Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:43 pm
You two thought you were in love, but somehow, it didn't work, and the divorce papers were filed in a haze of bitterness. What on earth happened?
nobody above me, nobody wed me T.T
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:53 pm
Hammy bit me several times early into the relationship. I didn't have tetanus shots, and so our marriage didn't last as long as it could have.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:36 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:51 pm
I thought she cared, I really did. But then we fell on hard times, and she made me become a porn star to pay the bills. I just couldn't take it anymore, and she said she wouldn't be with someone who wouldn't support her, so I walked away, never to see her again.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:27 pm
I just coulden't stand her habit of chewing gum very, very loudly...I tried to make it work, I really did...But it drove me INSANE. So, I left.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:19 am
Serpent Son always put the toilet paper on the holder the wrong way around.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:55 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:22 am
We were in love, the most happy couple, absolutely inseperable...except her hair wouldn't stop trying to devour me.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:22 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:20 pm
I was too controling and the guy walked out. I guess he wanted a girl that would bow to his feet. Not gonna happen, ever. Then I married a girl and binded my chest. Walking in to my new job, I see I am the boss of him and I snicker as I walk past.
Too long maybe but oh well.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:15 am
Her eye was mesmerizingly beautiful, but she racked up a fortune in eye drops, so I left before I had to sell my other arm.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:10 pm
He came home from work and found me in bed with his best female friend.......and sister.........and coworker........and mother!
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:52 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:56 pm
She was convinced that I loved the Mimzy more than I loved her.
So she ripped out its mechanism.
Then I realized she was right, and that Mimzy was the thing I loved most on the planet.
So I left her, nursing my broken heart and pining for my lost love.
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