[I want your pants]
Nyahaha.
Lots has happened to Ian since he went MIA.
8D
1. His mommy is getting married again.
2. Which (goddammit) means he has to be in the wedding.
3. Which means he must wear a suit.
4. And has been threatened with being forced to dance.
5. Gah....
6. He has also screwed up his grades again!
7. Which landed him with a shrink.
8. Her name is Elaine and she gives him cookies.
9. And he told her that one of the ink blots she showed him looked like someone ripping apart a pair of siamese twins just to see her face.
10. Then she informed him that he was showing all the sings of deppression.
11. Which was news to him.
12. Ian had always thought he was a particularly happy child.
13. Go figure.
14. O.o
So Ian, (who is apparantly depressed. =?) says hello to all of the people of this wonderful guild, whom he has missed.
xoxoxo
1. Aw dat sucks. Unless the guys rich.
And maybe has a son your age 2. *wink wink*
3.
*cough get him drunk cough*4. Dance with your new step-daddy
5. x]
6. So did I :[
7. I went to a shrink cuz i tried to commit suiside in front ofmy parents
8. Ask her if the cookies are poisioned and if she says "no" saw "aww..."
9. Was her face funny
biggrin ?
10. Depression is fun o_o it scares people
11. Not news to me, all kids are depressed today, or the definition changed
12. THERES NO SUCH THING AS HAPPY!!!
13. *Emo tear*
14. ;'C
And Ian, being such a hit with the guys, is welcomed back and was greatley missed