Welcome to Gaia! ::

AN: I didn’t mean to diss anyone’s favorite characters… I just had this strange idea run through my head… So this is what I have to say: Deal. With. It. And enjoy my story. And the other funny thing is… I luffle Gaara and I’m making fun of him, ah well.

Living With a Psycho Chapter 1

By: …DUN DUN DUN! A person.. What now?

“Gaara! NO! don’t do it!” Kankuro shouted as he latched himself onto Gaara’s leg. “PLEASE GAARA ANYTHING BUT THAT!”

“Get off me…or I’ll kill you,” Gaara said while continuing to walk with that gianormous weight on his leg. “You’re slowing me down.”

Kankuro looked up at his little brother. Hmph! He thinks he’s so cool…

“But..” Kankuro said as he let go of his brothers leg. “PLEASE GAARA NO!” Kankuro cried dramatically. Gaara stopped looked strangely at his brother then continued to walk on.

Kankuro sniffed, “Temari…Why is he doing this?”

Temari sighed. “I’ll explain once we get there.” Temari followed her little brother.

“But…fine,” Kankuro replied and followed his siblings while pouting.

Temari walked silently behind her brother. Kankuro was ALL the way back there….Yeah, over there. Gaara walked down to the make-up department and glared at it.

“You…”

Temari stopped several paces away from him. I wouldn’t want to get in the way, she thought. Kankuro finally arrived crossing his arms he asked, “Soo what’s his deal with destroying the place where I BUY my make-up?”

“Well… It’s a strange story.”

“I’m listening.”

“Well umm it’s kind of long.”

“So? Get on with it!”

There was a pause.

“Umm… The funny thing is.. I don’t’ know why. Just tried to get you to walk over here.”

“You made me walk ALL this way!”

“Kankuro…it was like 5 feet away.”

“I know.”

Silence.

The sand twirled around Gaara’s feet. “Today make-up department…you will die…”

The make-up department was silent.

“Don’t play dumb with me…”

Silence.

“STOP LOOKING AT ME FUNNY!”

The non-living make-up department stayed quite.

“Any last words?”

The make-up department didn’t say anything. Well duh.

“All right then… PREPARE TO DIE!”

Kankuro came running out to Gaara… He’s still running…he’s almost there…he’s getting closer…still running…no wait did I say running? It looks like he’s jogging. FINALLY! Anyway-

Kankuro stopped to a halt. He pointed a finger at Gaara. “you know what little man? You better not destroy that make-up department…BECAUSE I RAN ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!”

Gaara looked at his brother, “You were running?”

Kankuro twitched, “YES I WAS RUNNING!”

“It looked like you where jogging.”

“…”

“You’re more out of shape than you look.”

Kankuro was enraged, ”YOU KNOW WHAT!”

“What fat boy?”

“GRRR!”

“GUYS! PLEASE!”

Temari appeared behind Kankuro. How’d she get there? I made her be there, ok? Deal with it. Temari butted in , “ANYWAY if you destroy that place… you’ll be sorry.”

“Yeah!”

“Cause it’s thanks to that place Kankuro stays pretty.”

“Yeah! Wait…huh!”

Gaara stood there for a moment to absorb the statement. Lord knows what’ll happen when Kankuro runs out of make-up. Ah well…“Back off. This place is going down.”

Suddenly Itachi appeared. “Hey kid,” Itachi stated, “You’re not planning to destroy that place are you?”

“And what if I am?”

“Well… I get my utilities there.”

Temari was puzzled. “But that’s a make-up department.”

Itachi glared a her, “I know. I um… buy my eyelash curlers there.”

Temari looked at him. Anime sweat drop. “Are you serious?”

Silence.

“Yes.”

Kankuro broke the silence.

“Hey! HOW COME I HAD TO RUN OVER HERE AND YOU GUYS JUST POOF OUT OF NO WHERE!”

Itachi looked at him, “Well actually… we didn’t poof out of no where.”

Kankuro looked at him, “Oh really?”

“Yeah. You should know this already…sheesh you’re 14 aren’t you? Well you see… your theory is we poofed out of no where… well you see. There’s also the theory about the stork carrying babies…and there’s a bunch of other things…anyway…”

“WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?”

“ What I’m saying…there’s no ‘poof’. We were made when… you know a daddy and a mommy-”

Temari knew right away where he was going with this. “OK MAN SHUT IT! We don’t need to hear your talk! Besides, you’ll scare Kankuro.”

Kankuro just sat blank minded, “Huh?” He managed to say.

Itachi did something like this: OO and Temari just slapped her head. Meanwhile while that talk was happening Gaara was readying for one of his special jutsus.

Kankuro gasped and said, “GAARA WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU-”

“Shut. Up,” Gaara replied. His justu was ready. The sand engulfed the make-up department. Kankuro gasped, “NOO MY SWEET MAKE-UP! NOOOO!” Then he went into a fetal position and rocked back and forth. Itachi just watched Kankuro rock back and forth and Temari just stood there.

“AHAHAHAAAA!” Gaara laughed psychotically, “NOW!” He shouted. The building blew up. 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people screaming since they were in the store and got blown up along with it. Geez how many people can fit in one store? Blood flew on Gaara, Kankuro, Itachi, and Temari.

“Heh,” Gaara laughed. He wiped the blood up and started walking away. Temari stopped him ,”Why?” she sobbed, “That’s the only place where I can buy my eyeliner!”

“Because,” Gaara replied, the wind blowing his hair back in a cool way, “They stopped selling my brand of… eyeliner.” He walked away.

Kankuro sat up jaw dropped. “ARE YOU SERIOUS! ALL THIS BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID BRAND OF EYELINER! TEMARI WHY DIDN’T HE JUST ASK TO BORROW YOURS!”

Temari sighed and said, “I have no clue.”

Itachi just stood there and pushed back his hair, “Ah well. There’s always next time.”

Temari glared at him. Dope. THE STORE GOT DESTROYED! GET THAT THROUGH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!

Kankuro replied, “You’re right.”

Itachi and Kankuro walked off talking about their make-up brands.

Temari just stood there. Yes. Again.

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awsome!! blaugh rofl rofl rofl

Hah! Love it! And my fav character wasn't even in there! lol...

OMG! I loved it! im in a library on one of the computers right now, and while i was reading it i started laughing so hard that pple were looking at me like i was crazy! XP