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Nikomikiri
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:45 pm


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704/homoprevention.html

The number 2 tip almost made me pee myself.

Number 4 has some issues though: (Other than that hilarious 3" that must be between the male bodies when sitting next to each other XD) They say to throw around a "hard baseball"...well, wouldn't that be like male genitals!? Baseball must be like a symbal, two baseballs and a bat can look suggestive! Tis a heathen sport!
It also says to watch football...a game where the players often slap each other's butts after a game.
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5. A boy must not play with dolls. If your boy has a young sister, forbid him from entering her room except for the purposes of the type of ordinary heterosexual experimentation that occurs in any Christian household.


Oh god... rofl

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7. A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or briefs are acceptable.


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9 and 10 are so amazingly funny that I can't even come up with a response. rofl +*tears*
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:25 pm


But "Engorged p***s Head Purple" was always my favorite color crayon in the box! gonk

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Nikomikiri
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:27 pm



You know how I know you're gay?

Because you color with engorged p***s head purple.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:28 pm


redface

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Nikomikiri
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:32 pm


rofl
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:30 pm


What about Testicle Tan?

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HombreSabio

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:35 pm


Macandran
What about Testicle Tan?


Ballsack Beige is so much better.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:51 pm


Las palabras de amor...

I feel like begging my mom to make hot dogs for dinner.

At least I don't have to eat artichokes stuffed with tuna.

Let me hear the words of love...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:21 pm


GO FOR THE HOTDOGS!!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:42 am


I am as gay as a daffodil, my dear!

x_Freddie_Mercury_x


Nikomikiri
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:58 am


x_Freddie_Mercury_x
I am as gay as a daffodil, my dear!
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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:11 pm


Oh my gawwwwwd.

rofl

The whole website is ******** hilarious.

The "What would Jesus do?" thong.

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Nikomikiri
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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:45 pm


And you're rushing headlong you've got a new goal

I haven't gotten a chance to look at the whole thing, but it has made it into my bookmarks. XD

And you're rushing headlong out of control
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