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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! Teh Page iz liek gon k????

i tihnk u msut hav mispelled somethnig wen u put in teh adress k!!! omg LOL i do taht all teh tiem!!!!11111! i liek japaneime (cartoons from china omg so hawt bishies lol lol lol!)

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Plz try the folowing k thx:

make sure u typed in teh rite address cuz tahts' improtant!!!

chekc ur copmuter. iz teh lite on? if not, u need 2 turn on ur comp lol maek sure u hav it plugged in k thx!!11 cuz pwr keeps thigns working lol.

go to liek teh Tools menu, adn hit teh key taht says yoai. OMG OMG I WUVVLE YAIO CUZ IT HAZ GAY BOIZ adn blood! omg so cute!!!!! i liek bloody gay boiz i wish i was 1 2!!!1111 WAI WAI WAI BISHIE WAI!

if nothign works u shud hit the side of teh screen & yell at it. i liek to yell in japanise because sicne i started watching chinese cartoons i no how 2 say stuff liek "KORUSO!" adn "BAKA BAKA BAKA" ^.^THAT MAEKS RL JAPANZE PPL FROWN K SO DONT' DO IT IN PUBLCI!!!!!!111111!



Cant find servr or DNS Error k sry bai

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The page you requested has turned evil and it's EATING MY FLESH!!!!!

What the hell is going on here? Why am I tied up? What's wrong with my legs? Oh my god, they've cut off my legs! How will I ever ride my pogo stick again? CURSE YOU RANMA!

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Please try the following:

Untie me! I have to save the world you nitwits! The hive queen awaits!

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it actually exists in THIS universe, and not just the one you made up in your head For instance, a real error page does not have a giant p***s strapped to its forehead to "******** with your mind."

Did your family turn to zombies in the night? Please go to the Tools menu, and then click Machete Deathmatch Deluxe. You will find a Mutilate option. Click Maximum Carnage. Your family aren't really people. In fact, no one's human but you. Kill them, Norman. Oh god, the bees! AGAIN WITH THE BEES! My precious flesh!

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your brain for foreign implants, alien death rays and misplaced razor blades. Also, beware of the Microsoft a**s Worm(tm). It appears on election years and must be stopped. Aunt Jemima gives me painful erections!

If you would like Windows to remove the thought control device currently forcing you to speak only Yiddish, please go find a very large hatchet and begin removing all body parts that appear to be blinking.

It's not a Delusion. All of this is real. They want to GET you. GET THEM FIRST! GO HURT PEOPLE! Grrrrrr! Arf! Foam! FOAM I SAY!

Some sites require 128-bit connection security. These sites are ALWAYS run by the men in black. HIDE FROM THEM at all costs! They want your precious, precious pubic skin! FOR EXPERIMENTS!

If you understand, as I do, that I speak the complete truth, it's time to fix the problem. Break a mirror and use it to cut off the mask the aliens put on your skull to fool people into thinking you're a zombie too. Chant the magic mantra: "SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0, a**l SEX!" until the mask is off.

Feed the pieces to the dogs. Their digestive juices mask alien poisons and are handy for craft projects later.

OH MY GOD! THE COLORS! Untie me, you heathens! I have to get to New York as quickly as possible to fertilize the hive queen! HILLARY CLINTON NEEDS MY DNA!




Cannot find server or DNS Error
...bees...


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The Error Page Has You.

The page you are looking for has been permanently retired from this edition of the Matrix. You might be able to find it in the Corridor, right next to the room full of Otaku who don't suck, Windows OS's that work, and compassionate conservatives.

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Please try the following:

Dress like a priest. You get laid more.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, it has been logged. An Agent will be by to a**-whip you shortly.

The more Agent Smiths you thwack with a large metal pole, the more elderly grannies die. Please hit Alt+Ctrl+Del repeatedly. You will find these keys on the trigger area of any range of firearms.

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can launch little mop-headed albino dandies to chase you through traffic.

If you are currently murdering people due to the possibility that you may actually BE trapped inside a real-life Matrix, we suggest you are a tool. There is a way out. Take the bright yellow pill. No, on second thought, take twenty.
Beware of Deja Vu.

Email Agent Smith, Agent Smith, or Agent Smith if you'd like to betray your friends in exchange for a return to the Matrix. We promise to reinsert you painlessly into the program, but if you screw up the mutiny we'll make you a sewer rat in Bangledesh.




Cannot find server or DNS Error.
...It's the SMELL, if there is such a thing.

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Oh ********. You broke the page.

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Accessing it has installed a virus in your computer that can be cured only with a large sledgehammer. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties (Fireball has been arrested and detained during a page update, god knows why). Adjust Net Nanny's settings to permit you to look at the type of filth you were trying to access. And also, it burns when I pee.

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Please try the following:

Click the Suicide button, or try again later when you've got the balls to self terminate.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly (there is no need to spell out "dot com," you yuppie skank).

Since I've decided to blame the whole thing on you alone rather than my own horrible programming skills, I want you to take time to check your connection settings. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Lesbians. This won't cure your problem, but it's fun to click the Lesbians option. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Conformity is good.

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings, and dress your hard drive up like an SS officer to march down ze street, as vell--it's JUST THAT COOL.

If you would like Windows to try and convert your neighborhood,
click Detect Political Settings. This will unleash screaming chaos upon anyone within a mile of your computer who does not run Windows, including women and children, but miraculously it will leave anything cute and fuzzy (like a puppy!) unharmed to scavenge through the wreckage for remains to gnaw.

Some sites require 128-bit connection security. These are usually run by total ******** idiots. Click the Nuclear Warhead menu and then click KILL KILL KILL (the first and last option on the menu since the installation of Bush.exe v.2) to let them know you you feel about this policy.

If you are trying to reach a porn site, make sure your credit card can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click strap on. On the a**l tab, scroll to the Lubrication section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.

Click the Backside button and you'll get sued so fast your sexist little head will spin.

Email Fireball if you are totally sure she ******** up the html and she'll fix it immediately. Spanker.




Cannot find server or DNS Error
Domo-kun is coming for your soul.


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Your page is eaten. Deal with it, b***h.

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. You have spent too much time masturbating to Pokemon doujinshi and now Jesus hates you. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties. This is another way to say that you are empty of a soul. The FBI will be raiding your hard drive soon for all the pictures you took of me. I told you I'd have my revenge! And now for the rest of your little gang! When you decide to stop screaming at the empty ceiling, all your friends will be dead.

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Please try the following:

Touch the puppet head.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. "Zoophilia" only has two o's. And why the hell you're looking for zoophilia is beyond me...but then again I never did understand anything about you, freak.

Let's see...did you even think to take time to check your connection settings? I bet you didn't even bother. What are you, some kind of idiot? Do you need a hug?

Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click free floating hostility then sit back and watch destruction rain from the heavens. Stop touching me. There is a law. My butt hurts from all the touching. Your beliefs should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Consume. Consume.

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If your Windows settings are anything like an SUV, most likely it's all flashy emptiness with a high ratio of DEATH and you should just stick with a p***s enlarger because it has a better chance of impressing the ladies.

If you would like Windows to try and find the hot chick who emailed you personally asking to go to her website of carnal joy, forget it. She's dead, and she hated you anyway. Tough.

click Detect Settings. This option does not work. We only include it because it's funny to watch you suffer as you gullibly click over and over again. And you'll probably do it again even after reading this. FOOL!

Some sites require 128-bit connection security. These sites are usually involved with goat porn. Access HELP ME TO DIE menu for more on this. Then click a**s and feel a sudden sharp stabbing pain. It will all be over soon.

If you are trying to hack a website, consider this error page a precursor to the massive dead end your life has become. You suck. Click the Bad Bad Rubber Piggy option for more on the hideous lies that you believe and the reasons why they're wrong. Check your settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. Chances are they're laughing at you RIGHT NOW. Go get them, make them pay.

Click the Universe Reboot button. Please. I'm hurting, and only you can stop it. Try to imagine my pain and CLICK THE BUTTON PLEASE GOD.

Email Fireball if you are totally sure she ******** up the html and she'll lie and promise to fix it immediately. But you, the gullible fool, will believe her because you need sex and any screwing qualifies. Pay your taxes, heathen.




Cannot find server or DNS Error
Jesus eats them too.



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Oh, and I just copy pasted this from my journal.
I will post more when I feel like it.
I have tons more in my journal.
But for some reason the journals are down so I can't get anything.
And it is not intended offensive, Raptor.
Really.
So don't go and lock this tread too.

Journals are fixed.
So here are some more:









This page has embarked on a quest to defeat Kefka.

Unfortunately, the page failed to stock up on Phoenix Downs, saved on the Floating Continent, and is currently getting its a** kicked by random encounters.

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If you can't defeat the Atma Weapon:

Level up and try again.

What do you MEAN you brought Gau? Are you suicidal?

Put some a**-kicking magic users in your party next time, genius.

Make sure you have all the available Tools for the lecherous king before you blow all your money on Chocobo rides and cheap whores. I mean really, what's so great about skanky hookers anyway?

Don't attempt to use an earthquake attack until AFTER casting Float on the entire party.

Btw, you know that laughing transvestite clown guy? Well, it turns out he CAN in fact ******** your s**t up.



GAH! YOU LEFT SHADOW BEHIND!


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Oh well done. You just HAD to go looking for the next page, didn't you? And now look. It's RUINED.

The page you are looking for has never existed except in your sick little head. You put too much pressure on the HTML to be something it just CAN'T PRETEND TO BE ANYMORE! Something is wrong with you. SEEK HELP.

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Please try the following:

Stop breathing, right now. That's MY air, damn you!

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, chances are you're a manipulative git.

You use your d**k like a jackhammer. It HURTS, damn you. So for god's sake... STOP IT. Proper d**k settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). It won't help, but I love so much to watch you waste your time. Dance, little monkey, DANCE!

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. Yet again you try so pathetically to please me. Meanwhile I laugh throatily and eat all your corn chips (sprinkling the crumbs on your new sheets so the grease soaks in).

If you are currently weeping like a beaten little doggie, click the Tools menu, and use the webcam to take a picture of your miserable, snotting face. This I would love to see, and also show off to all your soon-to-be-former friends.

Click the suicide button to make the hurting stop.

Email Fireball if you think I made a mistake taking away all your love. She won't fix the html just to please you, but she deserves a laugh. Be sure to include the photo of you crying. She'll love that.




Cannot find server or DNS Error
That's what you GET for not waiting calmly for the next page.


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You Just Never Learn.

The error page you were looking for could not be found. In fact, it never WILL be found. Ever. Give up! GO HOME!

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Please try the following:

Dance for my amusement. Wait, no. Not dance. Die.

If you typed the page address by hand, I have to ask: What the ******** is wrong with you? Are you stoned?

Why don't you learn to use the cut and paste shortcut keys? For ******** sake! Follow a link for once, you luddite plebeian ********!

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can insert a probe deep into your nether region to locate the error page you were looking for.
Still can't find it? YOU SUCK.

Beware of shoddy imitation error pages. They will not fulfill the whistling hole in your life.

Only lots and lots of orgasms can do that for you.

The world, your friends, your family, and your pets are all laughing at you. Well, you know what to do about THAT, don't you?

Chop. Chop. Chop.

God hates you. I mean, couldn't even find a broken page. That's just sad. Really. I'm crying as I type this.




Cannot find server or DNS Error.
Oh my god! My a** smells like a**!


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You know how frickin' hard it was to copy paste it to here?!