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 Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:48 pm
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It has come to my attention, that Mr. S.H Kastor has not been present on Gaia in the past few weeks. Many people have taken notice- or should I say have not noticed the arrogant blue-haired baboon strutting his way into forums and filling them with his enormous ego and ever so witty remarks.
A few theories have sprung up around his disappearance. One woman (who will remain anonyms) said that she saw a man dressed in blue and red spandex flying around New York fighting crime. Is it possible that our beloved Kas has adorned this blue spandex (that leaves little to the imagination) and took up a battle against evil? Is our Kas a super hero?
Dr. Welsy Piggot was interviewed by the Blue-Volution staff earlier this week. At the mention of a spandex wearing Kas he threw his arms up in the air in frustration. "Kas is not a super-hero!" he insisted "he runs around in manly man kilts not spandex!". After closer inspection of the spandex theory, it was revealed that it was not Kas after all but a rather large man who calls himself "Super-man" (and you thought Kas had a big ego). Piggot then went on to tell our correspondent that Kas was on temporary leave fighting off villains in Russia. Is Kas possibly the long-lost secret agent 00-1? (that’s double O negative one for those who didn't catch it)
Unfortunately, we have yet to hear from our Superhero- or secret agent- Kastor so it is up to you Blue-Volutioners to fill Gaia with as many sarcastic remarks and as much beef jerky that is mentally possible.
~blue6
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:26 pm
"in manly man kilts not spandex!"
I prefer spandex, exept that it kills imagination, it is much more heroic.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:48 am
Some less popular theories on Kastor's Disappearance ...
There was an internet rumor that Kas has been working a lot and on his days off he locks himself in is room to play City of Heroes for obscene amounts of time. We know this is false however because internet rumors are always wrong.
A popular notion among Kas historians is that every year he goes on a pilgrimage to the Guinesses Brewery where the owners drop him in the largest batch of fresh stout they can find and watch him drink his way out.
Another possibility is that he went off into the wild to practice head butting with a pack of long horned rams.
More then anything else though ... I'll bet Kas went off to finish his Jedi training.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:59 pm
Yay for rams, but I'm pretty sure I know the real reason.
Yes, my friends, I know where Kas is. (At least I'm pretty sure I think I do. =S)
Our beloved friend Kas is lost somewhere in the 99 Bottles Bar of some alternate universe, searching relentlessly for my long lost pot of dirt that contains the would-be plant (four months in growing) so lovingly known as Charlie.
It is a courageous and admirable exploit that will certainly not go unnoticed by some (especially me, as Charlie is, after all, my plant. Or pot of dirt. Either way...).
Thus, I thank you most humbly, Kas, whether you return with or without Charlie. In fact, I'm far more concerned about you getting back safe and alive as opposed to you finding my pot of dirt for me and somehow getting horribly lost or injured in the process (I've heard some nasty things about travelling across time and space itself).
And even if this isn't the case, Kas is probably off somewhere being as manly a man as he is and eating beef jerky with hot sauce for breakfast. This would especially be the case if he DID happen to find Charlie and my poor little plant HAS grown and turned out to be a pansy.
Either way. We sure do miss him. Come back soon, Kas!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:46 pm
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eh-heh
sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:25 pm
xkastorx Some less popular theories on Kastor's Disappearance ... There was an internet rumor that Kas has been working a lot and on his days off he locks himself in is room to play City of Heroes for obscene amounts of time. We know this is false however because internet rumors are always wrong. A popular notion among Kas historians is that every year he goes on a pilgrimage to the Guinesses Brewery where the owners drop him in the largest batch of fresh stout they can find and watch him drink his way out. Another possibility is that he went off into the wild to practice head butting with a pack of long horned rams. More then anything else though ... I'll bet Kas went off to finish his Jedi training. arent you kas?
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:35 am
mmpr xkastorx Some less popular theories on Kastor's Disappearance ... There was an internet rumor that Kas has been working a lot and on his days off he locks himself in is room to play City of Heroes for obscene amounts of time. We know this is false however because internet rumors are always wrong. A popular notion among Kas historians is that every year he goes on a pilgrimage to the Guinesses Brewery where the owners drop him in the largest batch of fresh stout they can find and watch him drink his way out. Another possibility is that he went off into the wild to practice head butting with a pack of long horned rams. More then anything else though ... I'll bet Kas went off to finish his Jedi training. arent you kas?
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:10 pm
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C('')('')
LOL!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:06 pm
So where IS Kas...? confused
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:09 pm
Rika Shay So where IS Kas...? confused hes up there, he jsut talked.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:05 am
Sometimes I wonder If I'm Kas or if is just a state of mind. On thing I do know ... Grindhouse comes out today and it looks cool as hell!
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:14 pm
xkastorx Sometimes I wonder If I'm Kas or if is just a state of mind. On thing I do know ... Grindhouse comes out today and it looks cool as hell! hell yeah!
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:53 pm
We should make it a game to find out were Kas lives! Each week he can give us small clues and we have to narrow down the places.
Then who ever finds out the answer can um.. go give him a surprise visit... or something? Maybe something less creepy. xp
lol! xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:10 pm
Jolly_Raj We should make it a game to find out were Kas lives! Each week he can give us small clues and we have to narrow down the places.
Then who ever finds out the answer can um.. go give him a surprise visit... or something? Maybe something less creepy. xp
lol! xd yes, maybe.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:06 pm
Hahah. Oh man. That would be quite epic.
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