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 Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:22 am
  My dear friends,
I am please to tell you that as of today, I am no longer pro-life! It was a hard decision for me to come to...after all, I've been brainwashed by everyone I know to be pro-life. Even the pro-choicers who dominate my family wanted me to be pro-life for their own sick, sadistic reasons. But I must break away, for you see, now that I'm getting married I'm faced with the possibility that I'll get pregnant and you know, that just doesn't appeal to me. It was all very well and good to be pro-life while I wasn't in danger of it, but now that I am, well...I'm too young to have a baby, I haven't even finished school, I have virtually no money, I just can't have a baby now and condoms make sex pretty much worthless (besides, they fail). I've made some very good friends here, and I'm sorry to have to leave you all. On my parting, I leave you this poem:
A lonely panther surveys the scene,
Panther, panther so serene.
Running 'cross the lonely plain
I certainly hope it doesn't rain.
Like all great cats, panthers say water is no fun.
For all the struggles of the great cat,
Only serve to illustrate that,
One life we have to live and get it right,
Like those bugs that die after one steamy night.
So laugh, be merry, panthers allow yourselves to run.
Don't listen to a word I say,
At any other time yes, but not today.
Yes, yes, listen to me...but not today.Edit: This was an April Fools joke. I'm really not pro-choice, I'm as pro-life as ever. I'm just an evil b***h.  
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:55 am
So just because your pro-choice now means we can't still be friends? Bull-fuggin-s**t!
Nice April Fool's day joke X3
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:10 am
We can still be friends, you just need to accept that if I get pregnant, I'm going to have an abortion.
And by that I mean, I'm not going to have one.
XD Thanks.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:08 pm
I'm pro-choice, too. SAVE THE WOMEN!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:53 pm
you...are you serious? please don't say that...
that really, really... it's...
wow... what?
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:00 pm
divineseraph you...are you serious? please don't say that... that really, really... it's... wow... what?
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:25 pm
oh, it IS april first! xd i forgot!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:06 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:16 pm
Yes, I told your mother you had an abortion! How could you! crying
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:00 am
  I think I shall use that poem next year. 
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:03 pm
I think we'll catch on, if you keep using it every year. xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:40 pm
I.Am I think we'll catch on, if you keep using it every year. xd Some of y'all know me well enough to catch on no matter what I say.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:32 am
Damnit. It was way past april fool's day when I read your post. You really got me...
DAMN.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:40 am
Wisdo Damnit. It was way past april fool's day when I read your post. You really got me... DAMN. I'm sorry! I'll un-whiten the bottom part and add in the disclaimer in black.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:00 pm
Damn... I was really relieved when I noticed it was an april fools joke... I had even ranted at my bf about it. XD Since you were always my favourite pro-lifer. (Sorry everyone)
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