(X-Play theme fades into light guitar playing)
Voice 1:
Adam, Morgan, are you there?
Do you like my game, do you even care?
Adam, Morgan, are you my friend?
I'll stay with you until the bitter end...
Grover:
2 out of 5!?!? WHAT THE-
(Guitar theme gets louder)
Adam:
Whuba? That's not a word. That's not a sentence!
Morgan! Look what their saying about us on the message boards!
Morgan:
We have message boards?
Guitar Player:
Adam is from Mars,
and Morgan is from Venus,
?Guy 1:
I love to write you messages...with my tiny p***s.
Guitar Player:
I have a spirit pal, you could put him on your show.
Is it love or hate I have for you, I'll have to let you know.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Johnny Xtreme:
You better like my game!
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
its my closest thing to fame.
On the X-Play boards...
Conspiricy Guy:
I don't wanna hear it!
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
don't even take me near it.
I'm my favorite character, you wouldn't understand.
Johnny Xtreme:
Solid Snake's a road-map on my way to be a man!
{You can hear Johnny's headset crackle}
Canadian Stereotype:
RPGs and Hockey games, Volleyball and Cricket!
Crowd:
If Webb and Sess don't get it then they can...
Ratty:
****ing SUCK IT!
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Drunk Girl:
Why won't you friggin listen?
Crowd:
Through the X-Play boards...
Guitar Player:
To my badly spelled dissent.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Link:
You don't have any feelings.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Guitar Player:
for my brilliant whinin' squealin'!
Guy Poster 1:
X-Play?!? More like X-Doodie!
Girl Poster 1:
Ugh...the show is like, so stupid!
Guy Poster 2:
Why do you rate games with only 5s? 10s would be WAAAY better because its like, twice as bigger.
Girl Poster 2:
You better stop hating on Full Metal Alchemist!
Guy Poster 3:
Man you guys don't even know games!
I should totally be the host you morons!
...p.s: Morgan Webb is pretty.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Morgan's not a gamer,
on the X-Play Boards...
RE4 Merchant:
Adam is a lamer!
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Wigger:
I don't wanna hear it.
Guitar Player:
On the X-Play boards...
Wigger:
Don't even take me near it.
Guitar Player(whispering):
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you,
{He gets louder}
I hate you,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you,
I hate you!
{Adam and Morgan join, along with a bunch of kids}
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Guitar Player:
You better like my game.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Guitar Player:
It's my closest thing to fame.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Guitar Player:
I don't wanna hear it.
Crowd:
On the X-Play boards...
Guitar Player:
Don't even take me near it.
Girl Poster 3:
Adam's breath smells like crusty toe-jam.
Guy Poster 4:
Do you guys play Halo 2 on X Box Live? Oh man, whats your gametag?
Guy Poster 5:
The only thing thinner than Adam's hair, is his wit!
Adam:
It's not THAT bad...
Guy Poster 6:
Does Morgan really play games?
Morgan:
Yes, I'm a gamer already!
Guy Poster 7:
Inuyasha is so deep and intricate, you don't even know!
Girl Poster 4:
You guys hella rock, for realz, your the best show on T.V.
Adam:
What do you mean its the best show on television?!?
Oh...thank you...
Grover:
I love Adam and Morgan...
?Guy 2:
Alright, that's a wrap!
I found those lyrics... ON THE X-PLAY BOARDS!
