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 Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:18 am
Unknown; The following match is quilifing match in the Hardcore Tournament, which means this match is The Real Extreme Rules Match! Now, in this match, the contestants are allowed to take your weapons that I'm sure you've brought. I know I did!
*Unknown brandishes an old fashioned baseball bat*
Introducing first...
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:40 am
Before Battler's music even turned on, he ran towards the ring
Announcer: Weighing 352 pounds, the Warmonger, Battler!
Battler slid in the ring, and awaiting his opponent
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:55 am
*Some random country song about a girl breaking a guys heart hits the PA system has MajinWillard steps out onto the entrance ramp. A grim expression crosses his lips has a hush falls over the crowd. They're still unsure what to make of him, and this new music certaintly doe'snt help. Suddenly MajinWillard spins around and makes his way backstage. Murmurs ripple through the crowd has confusion settles in. After a few minutes MajinWillard returns, brandishing a steel chair. The grim expresion on his face replaced with a forced smile. He raises the chair in a triumphant fashion, causing the crowd to erupt. He lowers the chair and strides nonchalantly toward the ring, his attitude a total 360 from what we first saw when from him. Majinwillard slides under the ring ropes, and goes to one of the four corners, giving his oppenent a halfhearted once over has he waits for the match to start.*
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:32 am
An enraged Battler tries to clothesline Majin
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:19 am
*rolls out of the way just in the nick of time. Comes up and attempts to land a vicious right on Battler's head.*
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:08 am
Battler got hit in the head, turned and tried a Lou Therez press on Majin
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:46 am
*gets knocked down, hitting the mat hard. Pushes Battler off him, grabbing him by the arm and attempting to sink in an armbar.*
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:44 am
((It's a submission...wheres the roll? razz ))
Battler moved out of the armbar and went for a dropkick
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:46 am
((well since the match can't be won for twenty posts....do I really need a roll?))
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Decavolty rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:03 pm
((The only rules that are different are that it takes 20 posts -- all other rules still apply 3nodding ))
Hey guy, toss me a weapon!
Crowd guy: Im tossin' my dad's wooden leg! He'll love it!
((2))
Battler got 'kicked' across the jaw with an old man's wooden leg
gonk
((10th post -- play along some more, Majin, it's fun!
Just imagine the ER match last night on ECW, the picture EVERYONE has a weapon that they're willing to give to you, plus the tables and ladders already in the ring!))
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:35 am
*picks up the wooden leg and goes after Battler all Tommy Dreamer like, while screaming*
THIS IS FOR YOU ZAC GOWEN
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:37 am
Rolls out of the way, and goes for a clothesline, screaming:
THIS IS SPARTA!
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:50 am
*gets hit by the clothesline so hard the false leg gets sent back into the crowd, koing the guy who threw it in the first place. Gets up shakily, feeling disoritented by the vicious hit.*
"Well played, I must say you do not hit like a girl."
*points in a random direction, attempting to distract Battler so he can spear him, which he promplty tries to do.*
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:27 am
Battler got speared and landed on the mat hard, grabbing his back a little.
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MajinWillard rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:35 am
*goes to the mat and attempts to sink in an armbar*
3
((but fails...))
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