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 Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:58 am
Welcome to the Church of Snape.
Established April 4, 2007. April 4, 2007:
6:09 AM:
I am ******** dying. I've worked on this thread for at least three hours tonight, putting together a playlist, and searching up other s**t, as well as brainstorming, and getting posts just right.
But right now, the thread's not much.
I don't want to ruin it for the big opening up, so for your own sakes,
DO NOT EVEN SCROLL DOWN.
JUST LEAVE, AND SAVE YOURSELF, AND THE SURPRISES. DD:
I'LL LETCHA KNOW WHEN IT'S SAFE TO ENTER. LAWL.
AND DON'T YOU ******** DARE POST.
And another thing.
D: I don't wanna hear a PEEP about "this isn't BloodLust material." For your information, Captain FailPants ReportYourFace, The Angelfluffies of Supreme Squidhappies and Joy has given me full right to host a church here. ;DD That means, "Jynx told me to do it, and you're gonna like it. Betch."
Yours Snapely,
Kai.Church Bylaws. I ask few things of those who choose to post here. Talk about Snape. Enjoy Snape. Debate Snape. Link to Snape. Oh, and don't forget; Worship Snape.
Those who are not entirely enthralled with the overall idea of Snape are also welcome to share ideas, thoughts, and opinions, but I would like to offer a word of caution, as it probably doesn't feel good to have your face s**t on by a Snape fan. So...you get the point. Be nice, kiddies.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:34 am
Navigation. Post 1: Introduction and Church Bylaws.
Post 2: Navigation. Yer here, yeh silly firs' year.
Post 3: Our Bible.
Post 4: Snape Outreach.
Post 5: Harry Potter and the References to Snape.
Post 6: Snapely Contests.
Post 7: Blasphemies to the Snape.
Post 8: Reserved for Snape.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:50 am
Our Bible; Snape through the Ages. Let's learn about Snape, kiddies.
First off, some demographics.
Film Actors:
Snape 'today': Alan Rickman. <3
Young Snape: Alec Hopkins.
Given Name: Severus Snape.
Other Names: 'Snivellus,' Sirius Black. 'Half-Blood Prince,' himself.
Current Age: We've mapped out a '39.'
Birthdate: January 9, 1958.
Parentage: Half-Blood. If it wasn't obvious. There was a whole book.
Parents: Tobias Snape - Muggle; Eileen Prince - Witch.
Hogwarts House: Slytherin, which, in teaching, Snape was head of.
Teacher of: Potions, Remedial Potions, Advanced Potions, and recently, Occlumency, and Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Living Quarters: Previously on Spinner's End, in a run-down industrial city in Northern England.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:57 am
Snape Outreach. The part where I give you so many links and items of media, you'll want to cry. Enjoy! =)
+ Icons.
Jynx has specially requested that, as with our icon board, I post all of the Snape icons I offer to you in it's obnoxious wall form. This will take a while to construct, as there are well over a hundred images I plan to add to the gallery, but what's the internet's is mine, and what's mine is yours.
Might I add, all images posted here are hand-picked by me from hundreds of image results, and in my eyes, deemed worthy of being a Severus icon.
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. . . - Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts...
   
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+ Video clips.
Severus Snape stars in "I Will Suvive."
Severus Snape stars in "I'm Too Sexy."
A lame version of the above. Shorter, too. But I laughed many a moment at it.
This kid pulls a major spoiler prank. I love it. (Caution, spoiler. ...Duh.)
Potter Puppet Pals. This is always awesome. ="D
+ Music.
A playlist of songs by a band called Harry and the Potters.
I specifically reccomend "The Foil (Draco Malfoy)," and "S.P.E.W."
So far there are only 20 tracks on this list, but there are a lot more from what I understand, and I'll be adding them next time I come to life.
+ Fanfiction Picks.
Comin' soon! I know just the one to start the list with. O;
This library, most obviously, will be under continuous construction in order to press on in offering you fresh and wonderful Snape media.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:46 am
Harry Potter and the References to Snape. The part where I pull out insane numbers on Snape, quotes from the books, and other stuff, I guess.
+ Book Quotes.
. . . - Chamber of Secrets.
"Hang on..." Harry muttered to Ron. "There's an empty chair at the staff table.... Where's Snape?"
"Maybe he's ill!" said Ron hopefully.
"Maybe he's left," said Harry, 'because he missed out on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again!"
"Or he might have been sacked!" said Ron enthusiastically. "I mean, everyone hates him --"
"Or maybe," said a very cold voice right behind them, "he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."
Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape. He was a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked nose and greasy, shoulder-length black hair, and at this moment, he was smiling in a way that told Harry he and Ron were in very deep trouble.
. . . - Prisoner of Azkaban.
"What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade."
. . . - Half-Blood Prince.
And to Harry's horror, Slughorn threw out an arm and seemed to scoop Snape out of thin air toward them. "Stop skulking and come and join us, Severus!" hiccuped Slughorn happily. "I was just talking about Harry's exceptional potion-making! Some credit must go to you, of course, you taught him for five years!"
...From this, we can determine both that Snape skulks, and that he attends Christmas parties. What the hell? xDD
"This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard.
"You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, with a touch more defiance.
"This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?"
"Yes," said Harry firmly.
"Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:03 am
Snapely Contests. I bet you didn't see that one coming. Yes! I will be hosting a few contests, as the ideas come. I hope you'll all have a fair shot at them, but some people are just more skilled at some displays of fandom than others. I've already got some ideas brewing, and I'll announce the first contest in this space soon.
And, yes! There will be prizes awarded by myself, not interfering with the guild account. I'm just not sure what, yet. ^^;
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:06 am
Blasphemies to the Snape. For those of you who insist on viewing and mulling over strange monstrocities that seem to strip Severus of his dignity, we have a smaller library for you in store.
+ A thank-you to Jynx seems in order, as she brought to my attention the need for blaspheming, due to her apparent inability to keep the Snarry out from under my nose. O;
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:14 am
Reserved for Snape. As said above, this post is reserved.
I'm not really sure what the hell for, but I'm sure there will come a day when I mourn the need for another front page post. Thus, a reserved post. A safety net, if you will. :B
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